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[Anonymous]

[Captain Tightpants]

"In Soviet Russia, Alonso is faster than YOU!"

[albertini]

[TURU]

Isn't that grid mama with an umbrella, Petrov's manager ??

Quite a clever way of securing your driver's seat, IN SOVIET RUSSIA

[Captain Tightpants]

"Fernando, you've got something in your eye. Here, I've got it ... wait, Seb, you're leaning on me too much ..." *squish!* "Now look what you've done!"

[showtime]

[RSNS]

Don't cry, you'll probably make it yet!

[Sausage]

Why is Mr. Bean explaining F1 to Putin?

[superstring]

Why is Mr. Bean explaining F1 to Putin?

Indeed!

[halifaxf1fan]

MW: " Ron, what the hell are you doing in my closet. This is too creepy? "
RD: " Oh ..... I was just looking around for an extra Merc jacket in my size. You know like the one you are wearing. "
MW: " Ron, don't you remember ..... Merc took your all jackets back. You know because of the $100M. Now go back to your room "

Edited by halifaxf1fan, 08 November 2010 - 04:13.

[halifaxf1fan]

McLaren guy: " Ok so he let Alonso through again, when does he get to meet Dominicali?? "
Ferrari guy: " We may need one more favour in Abu Dhabi. Tell him after that then we will see if he can meet the Dom. "

Edited by halifaxf1fan, 08 November 2010 - 03:41.

[cheapracer]

The Ferrari thing was a joke so will one of you talk to me now?

[philhitchings]

MW: Hey, Fernando! I've sorted this one out, just make sure you do the same thing next week!

SV: ... muffle muffle.... can't breath.... gasp muffle...

KH: Oh god this is going to be a very long week...

[Captain Tightpants]

"Here's Petrov going off in Australia. And here he is again, going off in China. And in Spain. And Monaco. And Belgium. This is Petrov crashing into Hulkenberg in Japan. And into the wall in Korea. And into himself in Brazil. We're not entirely sure how he managed that last one. This, Mister Putin, is what your fifteen million Euros in sponsorship has bought you - a three hundred percent increase in the cost of compulsory third-party insurance claims nation-wide. Not even Geico can save any money for Russians attempting to insure Renaults."

[Rob G]

Why is Mr. Bean explaining F1 to Putin?

Going by the dark clothing and the computer, I'd say "Blackadder" instead.

[philhitchings]

does that make him Baldrick

[DanardiF1]

]

pre dates kimi incedent by about 50 years

At least Sir Jack was in the car, not in shorts and flip flops...

[Welsh]

[Welsh]

Blackadder has a cunning plan, so cunning you could stick a weasel on the back of an F1 car and called it a blown double diffuser......

[MadYarpen]

[kosmos]

[Scotracer]

Despite no advert breaks, Jake took the initiative during a cut to some grid girls to try and distract Eddie from rambling. It didn't work.

[MadYarpen]

Lewis: did he say "...support of the team"?
Jenson: Yeah, I think so!

[F1 Tor.]

SV:"Oh my god, I am like so No.1"

[lithium]

[Andy35]

Seb squeezes out #2.

Edited by AndyW35, 08 November 2010 - 13:10.

[Rob]

After a hilarious mix-up at Renault, Mr. Bean was appointed their driving coach.

[CrashPad]

FA: I would have never thought that Hunkelberg could take the pole.
FM: Wait, who took the pole again?
FA: Nico Hunkelberg, how could you forget?
FM: Right, right.... *tries not to burst out laughing*
*5sec silence*
FM: Please Fernando, remind me one more time what was the name of the polesitter?
FA: HUNKELBERG YOU DOUCHEBAG!!
FM: LOL
FA: Screw you Filipe
FM: Actually, it's Felip... *WHACK*

[svxdriver]

Dennis: "Look what happened to my left eye."
Withmarsh: "Hmm, I see..."








Yeah, I know this one is stupid.

I thought it was inspired! If I see the same as you with Ron's quasimodo like eye in the reflection.

[BrendanMcF]

[teejay]

"do you remember those days, back in the early season jenson, when WE were in the post race press conferences?"

"its been so long... I think I kinda do"

[Gyan]

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

[JdB]

Hey Mark, wasn't that an awesome race ? Don't you feel great ? We're a fantastic team, don't you agree ? Hey Chris, don't you think so too ? Huh ? Hey Mark, why aren't you saying something ?

[metz]

Hey! Your kidnap attempt on Jenson on Saturday night, didn't work out...... I want my money back!

[alg7_munif]

Love the way both Alonso and Webber reacted to Vettel's win.

[lovelytam]

SV: I'm not happy with what you said about the team
MW: well get used to it
SV: how could you?
MW because i hate you


SV: i'm happy
CH: me too
MW: yeah i'm happy too but i still hate you both

Mark is after Seb

WHERE"S THAT BLOODY BLOKE? I HATE HIM

[barteks]

BTW. Who are these chicks?

[Villes Gilleneuve]

BTW. Who are these chicks?

Girl band, "the Skanks".

[CoolFiltered]

Jake: Latest email is from someone called Coral, "Can you make EJ say something nice about Lewis please"

[OfficeLinebacker]

My bad, but to be honest i dont fancy checking through all those pages, maybe im a bit lazy

Yeah I'd say you are. Your contributions will be welcomed once you're more familiar with the subject matter.

[ViMaMo]

Edited by vivian, 09 November 2010 - 14:36.

[WhiteBlue]

No caption needed

[f1fastestlap]

[f1fastestlap]

[Tenmantaylor]

SV: Ah, been holding that in since the last pitstop.
FA: Eugh.

[Tenmantaylor]

They weren't machine guns, Jenson.

[f1fastestlap]

[Tenmantaylor]

If looks could kill from Webber!

[jjcale]

Who needs the FIAt when can have the freakin' KGB on your side...

[Hollow]