Alonso: A new eyebrow trimmer to get that extra tenth to be able to be a Ferrari WDC finally
Massa: A team who doesn't say: Fernando is faster than you without telling the reason, that Fernando has higher revs than you
Webber: Make Red Bull drinks more popular in Australia
Vettel: Focus on beeing a better overtaker instead of trying to be Milton Berle (for erlderly readers)
Hamilton: Kiss Jay-Z ass and get a contract and then focus on your day job
Button: Marry that girl who seems to accept your whinging and then focus on iron man
Raikkonen: Drink a Red Bull drink before the race instead of before the last stint
Grosjean: Get a lip coach who teaches you how to get your lips together. Put your upper lip together with your under lip and voila. Now repeat after me with a closed mouth!
Rosberg: None, looks to pretty to have any weaknesses
Schumacher: The most successful F1 driver ever? Ok, I'll let this one pass, King Schue, but shouldn't you be in Bahrain or somewhere and open up a new building instead of crashing F1 cars?
Perez: Persuade Maldonado to retire or snatch away his sponsor
Kobayashi: Get a trademark on the name Kamikaze, sorry, Kobayashi
Maldonado: Get the Venzuelan goverment in to the FIA ruling board or get a weekend lecture from Alonso how to use blackmailing successfully
Senna: Senna oh Senna, your such an easy target but since you did wonderfully in Hungary I'll wait for one more race before I say that you're probably 2 seconds slower than Bottas
Di Resta: No weaknesses with all the British journalists in the business. If you necessarily have to find one, the awful Dialect, who understands that?
Hulkenberg: The best talent in F1 since Räikkonen who may be driving DTM next year because of Team managers persuadiing drivers not to have a manager
Vergne: Weaknessnes? I hope better management than Buemi and Alguesssssssarriiii, or whatever his name was. Maybe some Spanish fans remember him but I'm already forgetting
Ricciardo: Helmut Marko has said that he likes his smile so any weknesses are out the window. RBR in 2014 to replace Finger boy?
Kovalainen: Heikki: Lewis gets preferential treatment. Martin: Heikki, your a Fin in a Brit team, do you understand. Heikki: Ok Martin, I understand.
Petrov: - I will comeback and fight for the title! Ok, Vitaly we believe you!
Glock:- I could've been a contender. We understand Glock that your favourite movie is the Raging Bull
Pic: 10 out of 10 in Autosports Hungary rating. That should put you in the running for the 2nd Ferrari seat? Your weakness is though that the rating was to good foor Alonso to give you the go ahead
de la Rosa: Well, I'm impressed by your comeback but to me it only says that Karthikeyan is crap
Karthikeyan: See above
Edited by Lone, 03 August 2012 - 21:50.