NASCAR Weekend: Charlotte 2

Yep, here we are back at Charlotte. The "home race" of the teams.

Jeff Gordon is on pole for the Sprint Cup Series. We have a couple of debuts, namely Kyle Larson and (Brain Scott, but nobody cares about him). As for NW. . . who gives a ****. We already know.

Sprint Cup Practices:

Practice 1

Practice 2

NW Practices:

Practice 1

Practice 2

Nice one, I was about to emergency start a thread.

We forgot about Charlotte now!

Nationwide about to start. Incidentally, for those of you away from your TVs, racefansonlytv.com is a great website to go to.

Are we Cup yet? 

No, but we pink now. Almost offensively so.

No, but we pink now. Almost offensively so.

To be honest, it's in Kyle Busch's best interests to save the ta-tas...

Also, he is a bit of a tit. 

think hers are fake anyways

Don't hate the fake! There's plenty of pairs that just needed a little help to shine, and more than enough nasty real racks out there too.

She is pretty grim, though.

3 pink cars taken out in crash.

October should be spatial awareness month.

How bizarre. 

Coach Gibbs and dem Owners points     

Sadluh!

Dick!

Speaking of Dick..

Samantha reminds me of a girl I worked with in 1998

Jp

Edited by jonpollak, 12 October 2013 - 01:18.

koch !

miss busches voice annoys the heck out of me

Go 32

Jp

3rd commercial caution of the night. This race is like watching porn and they zoom in on the couch every time nipples make an appearance.

Ok..nevermind...

Off to glorious NSC coverage of FP3 at Suzuka baby

Hi. 

Aw, Larson got acquainted with the wall.

Nothing more impressive than watching Kyle Busch win in the Nationwide Series against a field full of journeymen. It's amazing that all those Nationwide wins hasn't translated to a Winston Cup Championship. 

3rd commercial caution of the night. This race is like watching porn and they zoom in on the couch every time nipples make an appearance.

So Busch won, huh? I faded out. Kind of like how they pan away to the plant in the corner of the room after the money shot. 

So Busch won, huh? I faded out. Kind of like how they pan away to the plant in the corner of the room after the money shot. 

Yeah, Hornish blew his load too early and had nothing left at the end. Bush got him and Austin Dildo 2nd.

Edited by Andrew Hope, 12 October 2013 - 02:57.

So Busch won, huh? I faded out. Kind of like how they pan away to the plant in the corner of the room after the money shot. 

What the...what kind of porn do you watch, man?

Way to go Kyle and Samantha raising all that money for charity. 

Busch is the JJ of NNS.

Nice Mission Impossible thread   6...5...4...3...2...1...

Nothing more impressive than watching Kyle Busch win in the Nationwide Series against a field full of journeymen. It's amazing that all those Nationwide wins hasn't translated to a Winston Cup Championship. 

Journeymen, underfunded teams and development drivers, you mean

Excited about tonight's race. 

Ganassi
JPM P8
KL P21
JMac P25
Keep up the good work guys...

Larson is running with Phoenix/Harry Scott. Speaking of the kid, he has realistic expectations.

http://www.sltrib.co...o-race.html.csp

Let's Meet a Local Idiot  

Better still, let's watch him race. Travis "wifebeater" Kvapil starts a lowly 41st in tonight's 500. It will be a victory for women everywhere when Danica puts him into the fence. 

Larson is running with Phoenix/Harry Scott. Speaking of the kid, he has realistic expectations.

http://www.sltrib.co...o-race.html.csp

 

Let's Meet a Local Idiot

Better still, let's watch him race. Travis "wifebeater" Kvapil starts a lowly 41st in tonight's 500. It will be a victory for women everywhere when Danica puts him into the fence. 

Larson is running with Phoenix/Harry Scott. Speaking of the kid, he has realistic expectations.

http://www.sltrib.co...o-race.html.csp

 

Let's Meet a Local Idiot

Better still, let's watch him race. Travis "wifebeater" Kvapil starts a lowly 41st in tonight's 500. It will be a victory for women everywhere when Danica puts him into the fence. 

She already did it in Pocono and elsewhere.

@TravisKvapil had some special guests at @kansasspeedway. His family! pic.twitter.com/cPRK21vxLQ

Just for the sake of argument.. do we know whether Kvapil is guility of beating his girl or not? More to the point, let's call it out for what it is: no one is above an ass kicking. What do we actually know?

Edited by Andrew Hope, 12 October 2013 - 18:36.

Just for the sake of argument.. do we know whether Kvapil is guility of beating his girl or not? More to the point, let's call it out for what it is: no one is above an ass kicking. What do we actually know?

http://sports.espn.g...hive?id=3240517

Jayski 10/11 podcast ~ 6:35

Edited by V3TT3L, 12 October 2013 - 18:55.

Wow, Mizzou beats UGA. That really smarts as my Vols really should have beat UGA. 

http://sports.espn.g...hive?id=3240517

 

Jayski 10/11 podcast ~ 6:35

Wow, Mizzou beats UGA. That really smarts as my Vols really should have beat UGA. 

I had to take French for 9 years, I can speak fancy talk and impress everyone too you know.

 

I had to take French for 9 years, I can speak fancy talk and impress everyone too you know.

Sorry. I use the NASCAR threads as my safe house to chat a lil NCAA and NFL football. No one in the Rosberg vs Hamilton Scorecard thread really took a fancy to my discussion of contemporary SEC defenses. 

Shame. 

Journeymen, underfunded teams and development drivers, you mean

think hers are fake anyways

Makes no difference, IMO. Well done boob jobs make womem look better, not become cyborgs.

It's the same as using braces to fix teeth.

I can't remember any race at Charlotte being memorable or somehow special. Hopefully it'll be fun this time.

Edited by Atreiu, 12 October 2013 - 20:09.

How well funded is KB's team? Its not as if every other team is barely getting by.

The #77 car would come under "development drivers", since Kligerman is in it. Thing is, Kyle didn't win in his own car last year, so that suggests the JGR organisation is cut above. The common annoyance seems to be that Cup drivers hog the best equipment in Nationwide, as well as "journeyman" (eg Sadler, Hornish, Vickers, Smith).

Edited by Prost1997T, 12 October 2013 - 20:14.

But that is more of a consequence of having big Cup teams running cars in the lower tiers.

I'm glad it's at 1:30 AM in Europe, which won't tempt me to watch it. Charlotte races are probably the most boring ones of the year, so reading results tomorrow should be enough for me. Having said that, I'm not a huge fan of Talladega either, since it's all about who will surivive the final lap crash...

Well done boob jobs

I've been saying that for years. 

I've been saying that for years. 

Anti-fake tit people are hilarious.

"I prefer real boobs".

LIke a 45-year old mother of 4's boobs, right. Those are all beautiful. Nothing science can do could ever replicate the beauty..

Edited by Andrew Hope, 12 October 2013 - 21:34.

Oh, Bathurst live. This will be a fun evening

Oh, Bathurst live. This will be a fun evening

I wish my first row ticket was working. 

Go Winterbottom!

Of all the drugs I've done, none of them have made boring NASCAR races interesting. Let's hope this one is naturally entertaining, or that this new line in the sand I've drawn in my life of trying *special* banana bread for the first time makes the race interesting.

Green green at Australia!

Green green at Australia!

Wish I had the $$$ to watch!

Top 6 are Chevy's, oh wait....

go Jeff!!! GORDON!!!