Vettel calling his RB10 a cucumber

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Riccardo had no problem taking his cucumber with both hands and gracefully slotting it into P1.
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Filed under "Things that sound very rude, but aren't"

Neil

Thanks. Will look out for that. Will a courgette do?

Only if you want to be known as the Renault of vegetables.

Neil

He also calls his car a queuecumber when he's stuck in traffic.