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#1 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:23

Bertrand Baguette appears to be climbing up the racing ladder quite steadily.

He's won the Formula Renault 3.5 Series, and will hopefully make Formula One.

So, my question is, just how many bad puns cans one racing driver generate?

Autosport magazine has a particularly crap one this week:

Tasty Baguette gets a double filling

Just how many more bad bread puns are there in this driver's career do we think?

Over to you guys...

Edited by potmotr, 30 October 2009 - 12:46.


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#2 Lord Snooty

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:26

Bertrand Baguette appears to be climbing up the racing ladder quite steadily.

He's won the Formula Renault 3.5 Series, and will hopefully make Formula One.

So, my question is, just how many bad puns cans one racing driver generate?

Autosport magazine has a particularly crap one this week:

Tasty Baguette gets a double filling

Just how many more bad bread puns are there in this drivers career do we think?

Over to you guys...



If he ever has a bit of luck during a race no doubt at least one report will be headlined ... Jammy Baguett..

:up:

#3 Slartibartfast

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:30

How long before the thread goes stale?

#4 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:30

Baguette the breadwinner...

#5 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:30

How long before the thread goes stale?


It won't if we rise to the occassion.


#6 plastik2k9

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:30

Tasty Baguette gets a double filling

Oh dear :rotfl:

#7 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:31

Oh dear :rotfl:


I know, crap eh?



#8 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:36

I was just saying to my mate yeasterday that Baguette was really flouring.

#9 Jackmancer

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:37

Baguette wraps up another sweet victory at Salt Lake City circuit thanks to Coke-bottle shaped car?

#10 Fallout

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:38

Can I have one baguette with ham please?

- Fallout, doing it wrong since he was born

#11 The Ragged Edge

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:44

Baguette et Jambon at Mclaren for 2010 :stoned: :drunk: :stoned:

#12 Buttoneer

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 13:51

Bertie Baguette - he's Frances' greatest asset.

#13 Orin

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:08

On being slaughtered by his teammate X -

"X has Baguette for breakfast!"

And when he's finally dropped -

"Baguette is toast!"

:D

#14 dexter311

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:12

Surely it's the start of a long, torpedo-shaped career.

#15 JPW

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:13

"Baguette is toast!"

:D

LOL :up:

nothing baguette related so OT but how's this for bad pun from the Toro Rosso website:

"Abu Dhabi Doo!" :rolleyes:

#16 midgrid

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:16

Bad puns, eh? That reminds me of this one, from The Sun:

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DINIZ IN THE OVEN!
:lol:



#17 Desdirodeabike

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:26

Bertrand Baguette appears to be climbing up the racing ladder quite steadily.

He's won the Formula Renault 3.5 Series, and will hopefully make Formula One.

So, my question is, just how many bad puns cans one racing driver generate?

Autosport magazine has a particularly crap one this week:

Tasty Baguette gets a double filling

Just how many more bad bread puns are there in this drivers career do we think?

Over to you guys...

It would be in even worse taste if it said

Tasty Danica gets a double filling

The pun wouldnt be on her name of course, but something else.

#18 Fallout

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:27

It would be in even worse taste if it said

Tasty Danica gets a double filling

The pun wouldnt be on her name of course, but something else.


.. That's very inappropriate! And funny as hell :rotfl:

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:27

So if he gets caught pinching the arse of a pitbabe it could be 'fresh baguette'

If he was caught pinching the arse of a 'marketing executive' at a new supermarket sponsor event it would be 'fresh baguette at Tesco launch'

On contract negotiations 'Baguette needs more dough'

On his great relationship with Lewis "warm Baguette with Ham"

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#20 Orin

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:35

Bertrand Falls Flat
Baguette kneaded needed to prove himself but has failed to rise to the occasion. Team boss says: "He drives like my Naan"

Edited by Orin, 29 October 2009 - 14:37.


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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:38

Bertrand Falls Flat
Baguette kneaded needed to prove himself but has failed to rise to the occasion. Team boss says: "He drives like my Naan"


and we have a winner. :up:


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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:40

Lack of motivation: Team boss: Baguette, stop loafing around!
Immediate success: Baguette the best thing since sliced bread.
Thirteen wins (or anything else): A baker's dozen for Baguette.

Edited by midgrid, 29 October 2009 - 14:41.


#23 Garagiste

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 14:52

Any problem will be a "knock back", if he tries to compete in more than one series, he'll be "spread too thin".
Lord help us if he does anything that could be labelled cheesey.

#24 Jackmancer

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:00

Haha poor Baguette, hope he ever reads this topic.

#25 Buttoneer

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:14

Lack of motivation: Team boss: Baguette, stop loafing around!
Immediate success: Baguette the best thing since sliced bread.
Thirteen wins (or anything else): A baker's dozen for Baguette.

:rolleyes: It says in the thread title 'Bad Puns' but these are FAR TOO GOOD!

#26 ensign14

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:16

He's trying to buy a ride in F1, but kneads the dough.

#27 Shevek

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:16

I was just saying to my mate yeasterday that Baguette was really flouring.


In fact, he's toast.

Edited by Shevek, 29 October 2009 - 15:18.


#28 Rob

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:22

"That wasn't just an average own-brand white bread performance - Baguette was full of wholemeal goodness."

#29 dexter311

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:23

My god, this is puntastic!

#30 karlth

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:25

He's trying to buy a ride in F1, but kneads the dough.


:lol:

That was awful!!



#31 santori

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:29

And in French you can having him waving his magic wand or beating the opposition, and there must be something you can do with conducting.

#32 Garagiste

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:35

There must also be a whole world of "pain" jokes too.

#33 Orin

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:38

There must also be a whole world of "pain" jokes too.


:lol:

Although difficult to use without sounding callous. :o

#34 THE "driverider"

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:39

Leave poor old Bernie Breadroll alone.

#35 THE "driverider"

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:41

Baguette et Jambon at Mclaren for 2010 :stoned: :drunk: :stoned:

And also, I want Button to go to McLaren so it's Ham Butty, not Ham Baguette.

Edited by THE "driverider", 29 October 2009 - 15:41.


#36 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 16:14

Tasty Danica gets a double filling


The sounds awfully like a porno film!

#37 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 16:16

:rolleyes: It says in the thread title 'Bad Puns' but these are FAR TOO GOOD!


I dough! Keep the coming. I've actually been reading this while eating my lunch and I've chuckled the wholemeal.

#38 Shevek

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 16:20

Baguette et Jambon at Mclaren for 2010 :stoned: :drunk: :stoned:


I don' see him in that roll.

#39 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 16:29

I don' see him in that roll.


Who do you see him with?

McLaren or bun of the other teams?

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 16:40

Bertrand Baguette hailed a far yeast specialist after winning the Japanese, Singapore and Malaysian GPs.

Scuderia Ferrari has their new driver do some demo laps in a 250 GTO Breadvan.



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Posted 29 October 2009 - 16:41

For when he has a big crash - "Baguette Rolls"
If STR approve of him as a driver "Baguette good for Tost"
If an Austrian ex-F1 driver diapproves of the STR comments "Baguette wrong for Berger"
If he drives alongside Buemi "Baguette with Swiss"

#42 The Ragged Edge

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 16:43

Who do you see him with?

McLaren or bun of the other teams?


The Daily Sport or the Daily Star beckons for you. Freddie Starr ate my Hamster.


#43 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 16:46

For when he has a big crash - "Baguette Rolls"
If STR approve of him as a driver "Baguette good for Tost"
If an Austrian ex-F1 driver diapproves of the STR comments "Baguette wrong for Berger"
If he drives alongside Buemi "Baguette with Swiss"


Ha!

Keep them coming!

#44 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 16:48

Lettuce not forget, Baguette was going to be managed by Flavio Brie-atore but mayo have to go with someone else.

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 16:58

any incidents with Hamilton....
Baguette in Ham sandwich,
Ham and Baguette side by side... etc



#46 potmotr

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 17:01

any incidents with Hamilton....
Baguette in Ham sandwich,
Ham and Baguette side by side... etc


Nice, nice!

And if a story is leaked about him:

Baguette demands sauce of leek



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Posted 29 October 2009 - 17:10

If he is found by a pitbabe to have a large appendage "Footlong baguette revealed"
If the home crowd boo him "Baguette gets some French stick"
If he gets a Montoya appetite "Meatball Baguette"
If a bakery sponsors him and creates a new product in his honour and puts it in a special container for people to carry it home it would be a "Baguette baguette bagette"

#48 OfficeLinebacker

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 17:14

Can I have one baguette with ham please?

- Fallout, doing it wrong since he was born


Your SAP avatar says it all. Maybe you could do a slowpoke avatar and bump old threads?

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 17:17

If he's ever called upon to make a dinner speech in his native language -

"Baguette, egged on, makes French toast"


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Posted 29 October 2009 - 18:04

After a bad race: "Baguette has a crummy Grand Prix"