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 Oct 29 2009, 13:23
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Bertrand Baguette appears to be climbing up the racing ladder quite steadily.
He's won the Formula Renault 3.5 Series, and will hopefully make Formula One. So, my question is, just how many bad puns cans one racing driver generate? Autosport magazine has a particularly crap one this week: Tasty Baguette gets a double filling Just how many more bad bread puns are there in this driver's career do we think? Over to you guys... This post has been edited by potmotr: Oct 30 2009, 12:46 |
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Oct 29 2009, 13:26
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QUOTE (potmotr @ Oct 29 2009, 14:23)  Bertrand Baguette appears to be climbing up the racing ladder quite steadily. He's won the Formula Renault 3.5 Series, and will hopefully make Formula One. So, my question is, just how many bad puns cans one racing driver generate? Autosport magazine has a particularly crap one this week: Tasty Baguette gets a double filling Just how many more bad bread puns are there in this drivers career do we think? Over to you guys... If he ever has a bit of luck during a race no doubt at least one report will be headlined ... Jammy Baguett.. 
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Oct 29 2009, 13:30
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How long before the thread goes stale?
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Oct 29 2009, 13:30
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Baguette the breadwinner...
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Oct 29 2009, 13:30
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QUOTE (Slartibartfast @ Oct 29 2009, 13:30) How long before the thread goes stale? It won't if we rise to the occassion. |
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Oct 29 2009, 13:30
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QUOTE (potmotr @ Oct 29 2009, 13:23) Tasty Baguette gets a double filling Oh dear 
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Oct 29 2009, 13:31
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QUOTE (plastik2k9 @ Oct 29 2009, 13:30) Oh dear I know, crap eh? |
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Oct 29 2009, 13:36
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I was just saying to my mate yeasterday that Baguette was really flouring.
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Oct 29 2009, 13:37
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Baguette wraps up another sweet victory at Salt Lake City circuit thanks to Coke-bottle shaped car?
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Oct 29 2009, 13:38
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Can I have one baguette with ham please?
- Fallout, doing it wrong since he was born |
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Oct 29 2009, 13:44
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Baguette et Jambon at Mclaren for 2010
 
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Oct 29 2009, 13:51
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Bertie Baguette - he's Frances' greatest asset.
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Oct 29 2009, 14:08
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On being slaughtered by his teammate X -
"X has Baguette for breakfast!" And when he's finally dropped - "Baguette is toast!" 
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Oct 29 2009, 14:12
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Surely it's the start of a long, torpedo-shaped career.
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Oct 29 2009, 14:13
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QUOTE (Orin @ Oct 29 2009, 15:08) "Baguette is toast!" LOL nothing baguette related so OT but how's this for bad pun from the Toro Rosso website: "Abu Dhabi Doo!" 
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Oct 29 2009, 14:16
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Bad puns, eh? That reminds me of this one, from The Sun:
 DINIZ IN THE OVEN!  |
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Oct 29 2009, 14:26
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QUOTE (potmotr @ Oct 29 2009, 14:23) Bertrand Baguette appears to be climbing up the racing ladder quite steadily. He's won the Formula Renault 3.5 Series, and will hopefully make Formula One. So, my question is, just how many bad puns cans one racing driver generate? Autosport magazine has a particularly crap one this week: Tasty Baguette gets a double filling Just how many more bad bread puns are there in this drivers career do we think? Over to you guys... It would be in even worse taste if it said Tasty Danica gets a double filling The pun wouldnt be on her name of course, but something else. |
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Oct 29 2009, 14:27
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QUOTE (Desdirodeabike @ Oct 29 2009, 15:26) It would be in even worse taste if it said Tasty Danica gets a double filling The pun wouldnt be on her name of course, but something else. .. That's very inappropriate! And funny as hell
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Oct 29 2009, 14:27
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So if he gets caught pinching the arse of a pitbabe it could be 'fresh baguette'
If he was caught pinching the arse of a 'marketing executive' at a new supermarket sponsor event it would be 'fresh baguette at Tesco launch' On contract negotiations 'Baguette needs more dough' On his great relationship with Lewis "warm Baguette with Ham" |
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Oct 29 2009, 14:35
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Bertrand Falls Flat
Baguette This post has been edited by Orin: Oct 29 2009, 14:37 |
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Oct 29 2009, 14:38
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QUOTE (Orin @ Oct 29 2009, 14:35) Bertrand Falls Flat Baguette and we have a winner. |
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Oct 29 2009, 14:40
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Lack of motivation: Team boss: Baguette, stop loafing around!
Immediate success: Baguette the best thing since sliced bread. Thirteen wins (or anything else): A baker's dozen for Baguette. This post has been edited by midgrid: Oct 29 2009, 14:41 |
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Oct 29 2009, 14:52
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Any problem will be a "knock back", if he tries to compete in more than one series, he'll be "spread too thin".
Lord help us if he does anything that could be labelled cheesey. |
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Oct 29 2009, 15:00
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Haha poor Baguette, hope he ever reads this topic.
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Oct 29 2009, 15:14
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QUOTE (midgrid @ Oct 29 2009, 15:40) Lack of motivation: Team boss: Baguette, stop loafing around! Immediate success: Baguette the best thing since sliced bread. Thirteen wins (or anything else): A baker's dozen for Baguette. It says in the thread title 'Bad Puns' but these are FAR TOO GOOD!
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Oct 29 2009, 15:16
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He's trying to buy a ride in F1, but kneads the dough.
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Oct 29 2009, 15:16
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QUOTE (potmotr @ Oct 29 2009, 14:36) I was just saying to my mate yeasterday that Baguette was really flouring. In fact, he's toast. This post has been edited by Shevek: Oct 29 2009, 15:18 |
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Oct 29 2009, 15:22
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"That wasn't just an average own-brand white bread performance - Baguette was full of wholemeal goodness."
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Oct 29 2009, 15:23
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My god, this is puntastic!
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Oct 29 2009, 15:25
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QUOTE (ensign14 @ Oct 29 2009, 08:16) He's trying to buy a ride in F1, but kneads the dough. That was awful!! |
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Oct 29 2009, 15:29
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And in French you can having him waving his magic wand or beating the opposition, and there must be something you can do with conducting.
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Oct 29 2009, 15:35
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There must also be a whole world of "pain" jokes too.
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Oct 29 2009, 15:38
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QUOTE (Garagiste @ Oct 29 2009, 15:35) There must also be a whole world of "pain" jokes too. Although difficult to use without sounding callous. 
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Oct 29 2009, 15:39
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Leave poor old Bernie Breadroll alone.
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Oct 29 2009, 15:41
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QUOTE (The Ragged Edge @ Oct 29 2009, 13:44) Baguette et Jambon at Mclaren for 2010 And also, I want Button to go to McLaren so it's Ham Butty, not Ham Baguette. This post has been edited by THE "driverider": Oct 29 2009, 15:41 |
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Oct 29 2009, 16:14
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QUOTE (Desdirodeabike @ Oct 29 2009, 14:26) Tasty Danica gets a double filling The sounds awfully like a porno film! |
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Oct 29 2009, 16:16
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QUOTE (Buttoneer @ Oct 29 2009, 15:14) It says in the thread title 'Bad Puns' but these are FAR TOO GOOD!I dough! Keep the coming. I've actually been reading this while eating my lunch and I've chuckled the wholemeal. |
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Oct 29 2009, 16:20
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QUOTE (The Ragged Edge @ Oct 29 2009, 14:44) Baguette et Jambon at Mclaren for 2010 I don' see him in that roll. |
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Oct 29 2009, 16:29
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QUOTE (Shevek @ Oct 29 2009, 16:20) I don' see him in that roll. Who do you see him with? McLaren or bun of the other teams? |
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Oct 29 2009, 16:40
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Bertrand Baguette hailed a far yeast specialist after winning the Japanese, Singapore and Malaysian GPs.
Scuderia Ferrari has their new driver do some demo laps in a 250 GTO Breadvan. |
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