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[R2D2]

"Right, Mark. Mark... is... faster... than... you... Can you confirm you understand that message?"

[goat0063]

Genius.

[Brandz07]

I'm not sure there's anything left of the dead horse with all this beating.

oh yes there is!

[Mandzipop]

/Whitmarsh voice on

"Listen Ted [Kravitz], we are firmly convinced that those photos are illegal, because there just is no way to make a photo of Mark Webber without photo of Mark Webber. Anyway I think that there are some very clever people at RedBull and they may have found a way around this but we don't understand it and we would like to understand it. Still we are not going to file a official complaint to the FIA because we think that you shouldn't do that.

["Thank you Martin]

No, no, just let me say one more thing. We believe that there are rules that can be interpreted in a few different ways but we think that these photos are against the very spirit of the rules and are as such illegal.

[But you will not protest to the FIA]

No, we will not, because we think that there is nothing wrong, we just don't understand it.

/Whitmarsh voice off

JH- So Eddie what do you think?
EJ- I think it is wrong and should be banned!
JH- And David what do you think?
DC- Well I think we should ask Christian here.
CH- Yes and?
DC- What do you think about the pictures on the Atlas bulletin board circulating around?
CH- I don't know what you mean.
EJ- He means the one's contravening rule 65891.2. Basically you can't give mandzipop nightmares with pictures of Mark Webber.
CH- I don't think you'll find that we have done anything wrong.
JH- So do you think they might give her nightmares?
CH- You'll have to check with the regulations on that. I am fully confident that Red Bull Racing have not violated that rule and the tests. I think you'll find that all photo's are in full compliance with article 65891.2.
JH- Over to you Ted, you've been up and down the pitlane, what have you heard.

TK- Thanks Jake, I have been up and down the paddock, and it is intersting to see what the team principles have had to say on the matter. Firstly I spoke to Stefano Domenicali. This is what he had to say.

SD- Well, for sure, it is not a nice situation for mandzipop to be in. If she has nightmares because of the situation, the maybe the FIA should look into this. I don't want to get into this too deep as it does not involve our drivers. All I am concerned with is that all drivers should be considered equal.

TK- I also spoke to Ross Brawn ealier. So Ross, what do you think of the Mark Webber pictures on the Atlas bulletin board?
RB- Umm, well, it isn't really anything to do with our team. You need to ask them. But I can see where mandzipop is coming from. Some of those pictures do need to be lookked at by the FIA. The situation is that article 65891.2 can be breached. However, there is no way of establishing any scenario. Also technology has moved on since it was introduced. Maybe the rules need looked at again.

TK- Back to you Jake.

JH- Thanks Ted. Lee Mckenzie is now discussing it with the drivers.

LM- So Fernando, that was a tough old race. Did you expect to see Mark having problems overtaking you?
FA- Well no. I certainly didn't expect Matk to be so quick in my mirrors, but I felt I managed the situation very well.
LM- And what do you think about the Mark pictures on the Atlas bulletin board?
FA- Well, that is not for me to say.

Lee speaks to Vettel

LM- Well Sebastian, a good race, how did it feel?
SV- The car felt good, and we got the best result for the team.
LM- So what do you think about the rumours about Red Bull breaking article 65891.2?
SV- I'm not sure which rule you are talking about.
LM- The one about disturbing mandzipops sleep.
SV- Ah that rule. Well I can't comment as I haven't seen the pictures yet.
LM- So how do you feel about these pictures?
SV- As I say, I don't know as I haven't seen the pictures yet.

Lee interviews Mark Webber

LM- So Mark, how was the race for you?
MW- It wasn't bad, it wasn't good, but it could have been better.
LM- So what went wrong?
MW- Well Fernando got me at the first corner, and there wasn't much I could do from there.
LM- And what about the contraversy with picures affecting mandzipops sleep?
MW- Well its not for me to say, but I know these things happen. There are always people that break rules, none of us are angels. But there are some rules you have to stick with.
LM- So you think th FIA should look into this?
MW- Most definately.
LM- Thanks Mark. Back to you Jake.

JH- Thanks Lee, well it looks like we'll have to wait until the world motorsports council decides. Anyway, back to the race itself...

Edited by Mandzipop, 08 August 2010 - 00:38.

[forsureS]

JH- So Eddie what do you think?
EJ- I think it is wrong and should be banned!
JH- And David what do you think?
DC- Well I think we should ask Christian here.
CH- Yes and?
DC- What do you think about the pictures on the Atlas bulletin board circulating around?
CH- I don't know what you mean.
EJ- He means the one's contravening rule 65891.2. Basically you can't give mandzipop nightmares with pictures of Mark Webber.
CH- I don't think you'll find that we have done anything wrong.
JH- So do you think they might give her nightmares?
CH- You'll have to check with the regulations on that. I am fully confident that Red Bull Racing have not violated that rule and the tests. I think you'll find that all photo's are in full compliance with article 65891.2.
JH- Over to you Ted, you've been up and down the pitlane, what have you heard.

TK- Thanks Jake, I have been up and down the paddock, and it is intersting to see what the team principles have had to say on the matter. Firstly I spoke to Stefano Domenicali. This is what he had to say.

SD- Well, for sure, it is not a nice situation for mandzipop to be in. If she has nightmares because of the situation, the maybe the FIA should look into this. I don't want to get into this too deep as it does not involve our drivers. All I am concerned with is that all drivers should be considered equal.

TK- I also spoke to Ross Brawn ealier. So Ross, what do you think of the Mark Webber pictures on the Atlas bulletin board?
RB- Umm, well, it isn't really anything to do with our team. You need to ask them. But I can see where mandzipop is coming from. Some of those pictures do need to be lookked at by the FIA. The situation is that article 65891.2 can be breached. However, there is no way of establishing any scenario. Also technology has moved on since it was introduced. Maybe the rules need looked at again.

TK- Back to you Jake.

JH- Thanks Ted. Lee Mckenzie is now discussing it with the drivers.

LM- So Fernando, that was a tough old race. Did you expect to see Mark having problems overtaking you?
FA- Well no. I certainly didn't expect Matk to be so quick in my mirrors, but I felt I managed the situation very well.
LM- And what do you think about the Mark pictures on the Atlas bulletin board?
FA- Well, that is not for me to say.

Lee speaks to Vettel

LM- Well Sebastian, a good race, how did it feel?
SV- The car felt good, and we got the best result for the team.
LM- So what do you think about the rumours about Red Bull breaking article 65891.2?
SV- I'm not sure which rule you are talking about.
LM- The one about disturbing mandzipops sleep.
SV- Ah that rule. Well I can't comment as I haven't seen the pictures yet.
LM- So how do you feel about these pictures?
SV- As I say, I don't know as I haven't seen the pictures yet.

Lee interviews Mark Webber

LM- So Mark, how was the race for you?
MW- It wasn't bad, it wasn't good, but it could have been better.
LM- So what went wrong?
MW- Well Fernando got me at the first corner, and there wasn't much I could do from there.
LM- And what about the contraversy with picures affecting mandzipops sleep?
MW- Well its not for me to say, but I know these things happen. There are always people that break rules, none of us are angels. But there are some rules you have to stick with.
LM- So you think th FIA should look into this?
MW- Most definately.
LM- Thanks Mark. Back to you Jake.

JH- Thanks Lee, well it looks like we'll have to wait until the world motorsports council decides. Anyway, back to the race itself...

Woah you've got too much time on your hands!

Otherwise,

[Ashitank]

JH- So Eddie what do you think?
EJ- I think it is wrong and should be banned!
JH- And David what do you think?
DC- Well I think we should ask Christian here.
CH- Yes and?
DC- What do you think about the pictures on the Atlas bulletin board circulating around?
CH- I don't know what you mean.
EJ- He means the one's contravening rule 65891.2. Basically you can't give mandzipop nightmares with pictures of Mark Webber.
CH- I don't think you'll find that we have done anything wrong.
JH- So do you think they might give her nightmares?
CH- You'll have to check with the regulations on that. I am fully confident that Red Bull Racing have not violated that rule and the tests. I think you'll find that all photo's are in full compliance with article 65891.2.
JH- Over to you Ted, you've been up and down the pitlane, what have you heard.

TK- Thanks Jake, I have been up and down the paddock, and it is intersting to see what the team principles have had to say on the matter. Firstly I spoke to Stefano Domenicali. This is what he had to say.

SD- Well, for sure, it is not a nice situation for mandzipop to be in. If she has nightmares because of the situation, the maybe the FIA should look into this. I don't want to get into this too deep as it does not involve our drivers. All I am concerned with is that all drivers should be considered equal.

TK- I also spoke to Ross Brawn ealier. So Ross, what do you think of the Mark Webber pictures on the Atlas bulletin board?
RB- Umm, well, it isn't really anything to do with our team. You need to ask them. But I can see where mandzipop is coming from. Some of those pictures do need to be lookked at by the FIA. The situation is that article 65891.2 can be breached. However, there is no way of establishing any scenario. Also technology has moved on since it was introduced. Maybe the rules need looked at again.

TK- Back to you Jake.

JH- Thanks Ted. Lee Mckenzie is now discussing it with the drivers.

LM- So Fernando, that was a tough old race. Did you expect to see Mark having problems overtaking you?
FA- Well no. I certainly didn't expect Matk to be so quick in my mirrors, but I felt I managed the situation very well.
LM- And what do you think about the Mark pictures on the Atlas bulletin board?
FA- Well, that is not for me to say.

Lee speaks to Vettel

LM- Well Sebastian, a good race, how did it feel?
SV- The car felt good, and we got the best result for the team.
LM- So what do you think about the rumours about Red Bull breaking article 65891.2?
SV- I'm not sure which rule you are talking about.
LM- The one about disturbing mandzipops sleep.
SV- Ah that rule. Well I can't comment as I haven't seen the pictures yet.
LM- So how do you feel about these pictures?
SV- As I say, I don't know as I haven't seen the pictures yet.

Lee interviews Mark Webber

LM- So Mark, how was the race for you?
MW- It wasn't bad, it wasn't good, but it could have been better.
LM- So what went wrong?
MW- Well Fernando got me at the first corner, and there wasn't much I could do from there.
LM- And what about the contraversy with picures affecting mandzipops sleep?
MW- Well its not for me to say, but I know these things happen. There are always people that break rules, none of us are angels. But there are some rules you have to stick with.
LM- So you think th FIA should look into this?
MW- Most definately.
LM- Thanks Mark. Back to you Jake.

JH- Thanks Lee, well it looks like we'll have to wait until the world motorsports council decides. Anyway, back to the race itself...

[Mandzipop]

Do you want me to do the Mclaren drivers? They had an opinion too.

[Brandz07]

Do you want me to do the Mclaren drivers? They had an opinion too.

yes please

[gm914]

Great job, Mandzipop!

I could hear the different accents in my head as I was reading.
Top marks!!

Or should that be:
<<<<<< ...top Marks??








Edit:Got your name wrong.

Edited by gm914, 08 August 2010 - 23:14.

[superstring]

Do you want me to do the Mclaren drivers? They had an opinion too.

Brilliant, Mandz, go for it!

[R2D2]

"See! This is what happens when you let the front wing flex too much, Adrian!"

[R2D2]

Red Bull reveal 2011 lineup, and confirm there will be no favouritism in who gets new parts first.

[Henrytheeigth]

[Bonaventura]

[Mika Mika]

Red Bull reveal 2011 lineup, and confirm there will be no favouritism in who gets new parts first.

[Buttoneer]

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[Mandzipop]

JH- I’ve just been reading through some of your emails. Thanks for emailing the forum, by the way. We’ve had a number of emails in relation to the Mark Webber pictures. They’ve been asking why there have been no official protests being made. Martin, what is your take on this?

MB- Well, I don’t think that an “official protest” will be made, but I would expect some teams to ask for some formal clarification from the FIA stewards. Don’t think they can do much. They’ll probably refer it to the World Motorsports Council. They might feel a bit hard done by as it could include their drivers having Marks face photoshopped on one of their drivers. But frankly, the evolution of man to Mark is really nothing to do with them.

EJ- I think it should be banned, it isn’t sporting and it is damned well unfair!

JH- Cheers Martin, and Eddie I think we already know your opinion. Oh and I think Lee McKenzie has been talking to the Mclaren drivers on the race and this problem. Lee?

LM- I have and they had some very interesting views on that and the race.

Lee talking to Jenson

LM- Jenson, how was it for you out there today?
JB- What can I say?
LM- You had a pretty poor start...
JB- I know, I was on the dirty side of the grid, and for sure it just all went wrong at the start. It didn’t help that I started a bit far back in quali, but yesterday I just couldn’t find the grip. Lost what, 4 or 5 places, I dunno. But the strategy was good and it played out pretty well in the end. The primes suited me in the second half of the race, and that’s how I made it up. Bagged some good points and that is the main thing. Still in the championship fight, but those Red Bulls and Ferrari’s were just too quick today.
LM- Speaking of the Red Bulls, have you heard about the possible breach of rule 65891.2?
JB- I have heard something about this. Is it about the photoshopped pictures of Mark?
LM- That’s the one. Have you an opinion? A few others up and down the paddock have mentioned referring it to the FIA.
JB- Umm, well I think they have a fair point. I wouldn’t like Marks face photoshopped over mine.
LM- What do you think the FIA can do about it?
JB- I dunno, we’ll see.
LM- Thanks Jenson.
JB- Cheers. Seeya

Lee talking to Lewis

LM- Just tell us about your race.
LH- Man it was mental out there today. I seriously did not think I was going to make it out of turn 2. I thought that the car had been clipped out of turn 1, but it was ok. Then it was try and push as hard as I could to keep up with the Red Bulls and the Ferrari’s.
LM- Your race pace didn’t seem too bad though.
LH- The race pace of the car is ok, it felt good, I just kept pushing and pushing. But there is only so much you can get outta the car ye know. We just need more down force to keep up with those Red Bulls. They're just so damned fast.
LM- And what is your take on the Red Bull photoshopping situation?
LH- I know I’ve heard about it, its like that’s bad. Like some of them are seriously funny, but what can I say? I know its all a bit of fun, but if it breaks the rules then it needs to be looked at by the FIA. If it is causing nightmares, and man I wouldn’t be wanting to have those nightmares either.
LM- Well I’ll let you get off now.
LH- Thanks a lot, bye.

LM- Back to you Jake.

[Simon Says]

If only Webber is reading this.........

+1

[zoombie]

Someone should print them out and get Webber to sign them. Don't forget the Horner pic too.

[Simon Says]

Haha, I'm going to go threw this entire thread now if all the pictures are this funny as those of Webber. I was laughing all the time about the Webber pics

Edited by Simon Says, 10 August 2010 - 07:03.

[LoudHoward]

Maybe if we all send the link to his Twitter

[zoombie]

Maybe if we all send the link to his Twitter

ohh do that!!! i dont have twitter so i cant but all that do please do that...the more the better...

[Jedi_F1]

[FlatOverCrest]

I think it's safe to say we can create a new phrase for the Mark Webber head and the photoshopping thereof....

'WEBBERISED' - Definition: The placing of a manic Mark Webber head onto another image to turn person in said picture into a 'Webberised' clone. It is believed that this process found it's origins in Borg like culture and is often objected to by extremely straight faced individuals lacking the 'fun' gene. While anyone can be 'Webberised' it is believed that it will be a passing fad and the next happy target in the illustrious Autosport Forum, Racing Comments, Caption Time 2010 thread, will get the approprate treatment.

Thank you and good night.

[Bouncing Pink Ball]

I didn't know we were doing photochops in this thread now! I wanna play too!

Sad I missed the Webberhead saga.

[Callisto]

my second home

[Villes Gilleneuve]

I didn't know we were doing photochops in this thread now! I wanna play too!

Sad I missed the Webberhead saga.

[peroa]

Huh? Horny Horner on vacation in Croatia with Bernard? Interesting ...


More pics ...

[bauss]

Huh? Horny Horner on vacation in Croatia with Bernard? Interesting ...


More pics ...

wtf @ Horner

[peroa]

He's hungry, looking at the bread in the bag.

[bogi]

tshirt edit

[phil1993]

'THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP Ooooh someone replied to the topic'

[FlatOverCrest]

CH thinking to himself: "I should have known there was a catch to Bernie inviting me away...He gets the hot chick.. ad I get to play double date with her frumpy Mum....oh well... just think Christian....your taking one for the team!!"

[UPRC]

Bernie: Christian! Do you see those facilities over there? Don't they look familiar? Are we in the Interlagos paddock?
Christian: I'm fairly certain that's just an outhouse, Bernie. We're still in Croatia.
Bernie: No, I'm sure of it! How did we get in Brazil? Christian, why are the girls laughing at me?
Christian (to himself): I need to make some new friends...

Edited by UPRC, 11 August 2010 - 09:36.

[sawyer_si]

Huh? Horny Horner on vacation in Croatia with Bernard? Interesting ...


More pics ...

CH: I wonder if she can flex as good as our front wing... Hope Bernie won't notice this flex either

[prty]

[FlatOverCrest]

Er... who are they?

EDIT - That's not Massa is it?

Edited by FlatOverCrest, 11 August 2010 - 12:27.

[noshpit]

Er... who are they?

EDIT - That's not Massa is it?

i think it vaguely looks like a dodgy version of a massa look a like but even that is stretching it abit

[prty]

I found it in another forum, it looks like it's a very old picture of Massa and his wife.

[rko281]

Er... who are they?

EDIT - That's not Massa is it?

The woman definitely looks like Massa's wife.

[patgaw]

and everyone in Raikkonen's cap

[Raziel]

[ivand911]

Can't recognize him without his famous face.

[sawyer_si]

There you go

[sushantf1]

There you go

Wrong photoshop You should put Mark's face replacing horners

[Henrytheeigth]

Um no, he had to replace the old gala's face at all costs!

[sawyer_si]

Wrong photoshop You should put Mark's face replacing horners

I've tried but it didn't look as good as this. The whole point of this photo is Horner staring at "bread"

[sushantf1]

I've tried but it didn't look as good as this. The whole point of this photo is Horner staring at "bread"

Maybe girl's face with Mark"s ;)

[gricey1981]

Lmao at bernie with the abercrombie and fitch shirt. Does he think he is in high school or something!

[Roni]

Lmao at bernie with the abercrombie and fitch shirt. Does he think he is in high school or something!

Well... He is still young.