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Caption Time 2010
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Captain Tightpants
, Jan 06 2010 11:40
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#6403
Panktej
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Posted 25 September 2010 - 20:12
Bernie: Thats how Adrian Sutil flied over the chicane
JS: Where i cant see
the girl behind: When will he stop talking..
#6404
CoolFiltered
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Posted 25 September 2010 - 20:15
Bernie: Have you got the time love ?
Woman: Yes Bernard, if you've got the money.
Bernie: Behave darlin, the last bird had the shirt off my back, and you've already started undoing my cuffs.
#6405
Panktej
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Posted 25 September 2010 - 20:24
Fernando Alonso on pole, and Ron Dennis reaction Priceless
#6406
Anonymous
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Posted 25 September 2010 - 21:11
Who is this girl?
Edited by Anonymous, 25 September 2010 - 22:29.
#6408
nordschleife
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Posted 25 September 2010 - 21:24
Slavica's duties are now being performed by a 30-something Brazilian, right? (No, not Rubens) Is this her?
#6409
zeus2
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Posted 25 September 2010 - 21:25
Girl: Bernie dear, its time for your medicine...... say ahhhh.
#6410
jetalt
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Posted 25 September 2010 - 21:35
Pachá Ibiza, perhaps?
#6411
Brandz07
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Posted 25 September 2010 - 22:23
She have iPhone 4
whos looking at her phone
#6412
Massacrator
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Posted 25 September 2010 - 22:38
Jenson: "Guys, WTF? This car has got no ashtray??"
#6415
lithium
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 04:42
Oh gaaaaaawwwwd!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... must... stay... calm...
#6416
Henrytheeigth
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 05:08
Mark Webber far from Kryptonite
Mark Webber near Kryptonite
#6419
Chezrome
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 09:03
McLaren F1 already planning for the future: using cryogenetics on Button.
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#6420
F1 Tor.
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 10:26
Woman:"Check this out. Every time it strikes the hour Max paddles that girl on the bottom."
Bernie:"I have got to get me one of those."
#6422
MadYarpen
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 11:13
watch out,photo bombs incoming!
#6423
Koen
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 13:38
Makes sense now
Webber: So Lewis, Vettel has taken me out and now Button. Who do you think's next eh???? (Leans back)
Lewis: uh oh!!!
#6424
OfficeLinebacker
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 14:23
Mark: Michael, how do I took out championship competitor?watch out,photo bombs incoming!
Michael: You dump him and make sure your car isn't damaged, also, afterwards, you have to walk like this <sticks arms out> and ALWAYS remember,
HATERS GONNA HATE
#6425
HappySachs
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 15:37
Bernie: Hey Christian, what's your handicap?
Christian: Our drivers
#6426
Stuko
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 16:49
Kill Webber, kell webber, i must kill webber.
#6428
Henrytheeigth
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 16:53
Cue 'The six million dollar man' theme
#6431
Pampalini
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 19:12
Webber: So Lewis, Vettel has taken me out and now Button. Who do you think's next eh???? (Leans back)
Lewis: uh oh!!!
Webber: Lewis, it's our turn now, time has come! I'm well prepared... with double-strong front tyres...
Lewis: Oh Gosh, am I ready for this trial?
#6432
CaptainJackSparrow
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 19:19
MUST...
NOT...
FAP
#6433
Massacrator
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 20:27
Kovalainen: "Nothing to see here people, the engine is overheating a little bit"
#6434
Bonaventura
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 20:34
Damned RedBulls, Bulls as a cars but oxen as drivers
Edited by Bonaventura, 26 September 2010 - 20:35.
#6435
Mastah
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Posted 26 September 2010 - 21:05
Don't be mistaken by the first impression
And watch out for that innocent expression
She's not what she seems
Don't wait in her dreams
Coz when she breaks away from the child
And the woman is wild
So wild
She's on fire
And she burns through the night at the speed of light
She's on fire
With the heat of the beat right beneath her feet
She's on fire
And the name of the game is to fuel her flame
She's on fire...
And so the dance with danger's your decision
But understand she's not quite like her vision
I'm warning you now
You sure you know how?
Coz she can take your heart
And the child and the woman is wild
So wild
She's on fire... and she's burning
Fits perfectly, chorus especially
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Edited by Mastah, 26 September 2010 - 21:09.
#6438
philhitchings
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 05:56
Hi Lewis, nice to bump into you again
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#6440
Massacrator
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 09:49
No caption needed, we all know who was Webber looking at
#6441
F1 Tor.
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 12:31
Mark:"Red Bull, for blowin out the pipes."
#6442
billm99uk
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 12:49
Disappointed early grand prix fans discover the hard way that trying to watch a race from the aft deck of the 'Titanic' isn't a good idea...
#6443
Owen
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 13:03
Webber's engineer: 'Lewis popped by and said enjoy your drink and then he winked at me, not sure why...'
#6444
Villes Gilleneuve
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 20:45
Hey Lewis, they're called "mirrors".
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Villes Gilleneuve
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 20:46
Lotus innovation: the external combustion engine.
#6446
Villes Gilleneuve
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 20:48
Ok Mr. Ecclestone, you have one hour, it will beep when we're done.
#6447
Villes Gilleneuve
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 20:50
FIA is investigating the new Ferrari KERS system, rumored to boost power by one Brazilian.
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primer
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 20:57
Hi Lewis, nice to bump into you again
Oh that's good.
#6449
ChrisAttebery
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 21:17
These killed me! Nice job!
Mark: Nick, which girl would you rather sleep with? Pamela Anderson or Nico Rosberg?
Nico: What the fu-
Heikki and Vitaly then do a surprisingly good job of keeping straight faces.
Or...
Mark: Nick, who do you think is the cutest girl in the paddock?
Nick: Nicole.
Mark: Oh, Nicole Scherzinger?
Nick: No, Nicole Rosberg.
Nico: I hate you jerks..
Heikki and Vitaly once again do a surprisingly good job of keeping straight faces.
#6450
Laffite
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Posted 28 September 2010 - 01:13
Ok Mr. Ecclestone, you have one hour, it will beep when we're done.
"Right, now I can start the countdown to exclude the Korean GP"
