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[packapoo]

Probably the wrong place to post, so Mod's shift it where you will please.
Have done a quick search with no answer; know he could be a bit controversial to some, always saw him as good value.
Where is he?

[Catalina Park]

It was very nasty business and we don't like to talk about it.

[Grumbles]

Last I heard he was standing trial for his part in a live organ harvesting ring. I wouldn't expect to hear from him anytime soon - apparently the jury didn't look too kindly upon his practice of targeting young orphans (the so called Candy-for-Kidneys scheme). God alone knows what else he was up to.
Perhaps some other forum members can provide updates.

Edited by Grumbles, 24 April 2011 - 07:44.

[Ross Stonefeld]

I think there is a wonderful synergy that today is Easter Sunday. Though McGuire is no longer with us, his impact is felt everywhere.

[Ross Stonefeld]

(actually I heard he was heading up the Seven Sigma program)

[Catalina Park]

(actually I heard he was heading up the Seven Sigma program)

Oooo, Seven Sigma's.
We never even finished installing the first six before they decided that "Lean" was the new religion to blindly follow.

[Tony Matthews]

Well, this is all news to me! I heard he'd joined a nunnery...

[Magoo]

He's been touring with Dylan.

[Tony Matthews]

The nun with the accordian...

[Catalina Park]

The nun with the accordian...

My favourite accordian = nun

[Tony Matthews]

My favourite accordian = nun

She goes down well, I gather. Quite a queue at the last gig.

[Canuck]

I heard he's heading up the development of the 2nd generation beam-axle propster.

[johnny yuma]

Maguire's last post was 28 October 2010.Magoo's first post was 29 October 2010. I submit you honour that these men are ONE AND THE SAME !

Magoo I'll be seeing Dylan on Wednesday at the Sydney Entertainment Centre...I'll keep an eye out for Maguire--what do you look like ?

[Tony Matthews]

I'll keep an eye out for Maguire--what do you look like ?

[Fat Boy]

I'll keep an eye out for Maguire--what do you look like ?

[Big Block 8]

My favourite accordian = nun

That also sheds light on many puzzling tirades, like his theory of the relationship between horsepower and torque. It's the biblical view!

[Magoo]

That also sheds light on many puzzling tirades, like his theory of the relationship between horsepower and torque. It's the biblical view!

Wow, you must still be experiencing deep ******** from the exchange, even after all this time. I thought he was rather gentle in correcting you.

[Magoo]

That looks more like Mr. Jones.

[johnny yuma]

Yeah,you look genuine. So,do you like long walks on the beach too?

[Fat Boy]

I'm funny. I don't care if no one else gets it. Hell, I've been chuckling to myself every time I think of this.

[Ross Stonefeld]

I'm slightly disturbed that I recognised that guy, even though I can't recall having seen/heard him before.

[Tony Matthews]

I'm disturbed that I don't recognise him. At all.

[Big Block 8]

Wow, you must still be experiencing deep ******** from the exchange, even after all this time. I thought he was rather gentle in correcting you.

No, I'm fine thanks - after a while I thought your mix of pseudoscientific lyrics was funny. Also, you made a shining example that nothing beats education in the end, I've used it as an example many times since.

Why are you talking about yourself in a third person? A symptom?

[cheapracer]

Probably the wrong place to post, so Mod's shift it where you will please.
Have done a quick search with no answer; know he could be a bit controversial to some, always saw him as good value.
Where is he?

thank you, I had just gotten out of treatment and was coming down off the drugs and you had to mention his name again ....

[Magoo]

I'm funny. I don't care if no one else gets it. Hell, I've been chuckling to myself every time I think of this.

That's ok, I got it. But the important thing is you get it. It validates the chuckling.

[cheapracer]

What a savage look he has about him.

[Magoo]

Magoo I'll be seeing Dylan on Wednesday at the Sydney Entertainment Centre...I'll keep an eye out for Maguire--what do you look like ?

He'll be locked in tight, out of range. Look for the guy with 40 red, white, and blue shoestrings and a thousand telephones that don't ring.

[Grumbles]

I'm disturbed that I don't recognise him. At all.

I'd be surprised if many non-Americans did, I certainly didn't. I had to check the image filename and then wikipedia to get a clue..

[275 GTB-4]

Come back MaQwaaaar...all is forgiven!

[Catalina Park]

Is this him?

[Fat Boy]

That's ok, I got it. But the important thing is you get it. It validates the chuckling.

Indeed.

[meb58]

Why Inspector, we just found Clouseau!

thank you, I had just gotten out of treatment and was coming down off the drugs and you had to mention his name again ....

[johnny yuma]

He'll be locked in tight, out of range. Look for the guy with 40 red, white, and blue shoestrings and a thousand telephones that don't ring.

God said to Abraham kill me a son,and happiness is a warm gun...and a hot chevy.We're coming for you maguire...

[RDV]

ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Horsepower, torque, no! NO! NO!....









edit-(Come back Maguire...you wuz rite...)

Edited by RDV, 26 April 2011 - 20:08.

[Ian G]

He's been touring with Dylan.

Ahaaa,he's the bloke responsible for cutting the live video feed at Dylans Byron Bay gig on Monday night.

[Greg Locock]

Ahaaa,he's the bloke responsible for cutting the live video feed at Dylans Byron Bay gig on Monday night.

It wasn't a live feed, that was McGuire impersonating His Bobness. He was doing a better job...

[johnny yuma]

It wasn't a live feed, that was McGuire impersonating His Bobness. He was doing a better job...

Or was it Magoo impersonating Maguire impersonating Zimmy ? I'll check on stage tonight.

Hey, Bob is a bit of a car/motorbike guy.Maybe he has strong views on Torque and Horsepower !

Here's Bob 2002 :
I've got 8 carburettors and boys I'm usin' 'em all
I must be short on gas,my motor's startin' to stall.

[Catalina Park]

Or was it Magoo impersonating Maguire impersonating Zimmy ? I'll check on stage tonight.

Hey, Bob is a bit of a car/motorbike guy.Maybe he has strong views on Torque and Horsepower !

Here's Bob 2002 :
I've got 8 carburettors and boys I'm usin' 'em all
I must be short on gas,my motor's startin' to stall.

I bet Bob is on the horsepower side of the argument. His lyrics suggest that.

[Tony Matthews]

I've got 8 carburettors and boys I'm usin' 'em all
I must be short on gas,my motor's startin' to stall.

All he needs is some rainwater blowin' all under his hood, that would do his motor good...

[Magoo]

Hey, Bob is a bit of a car/motorbike guy.Maybe he has strong views on Torque and Horsepower !

Here's Bob 2002 :
I've got 8 carburettors and boys I'm usin' 'em all
I must be short on gas,my motor's startin' to stall.

That song (Summer Days) is on the current setlist. Got to love the Dave Kemper drum licks. And the lyrics... the lyrics are Dylan, what can you say. If it’s information you want you can get it from the po-leeece.

Dylan is indeed a gearhead, like most any kid who grew up in Minnesota in the '50s. In high school he had a pink Ford convertible and a Harley.

[cheapracer]

Dylan is indeed a gearhead, like most any kid who grew up in Minnesota in the '50s. In high school he had a pink Ford convertible and a Harley.

In the film about Andy Whorehole's "girlfriend" Edie Whatsherface, they had Dylan riding around on a Trumphy.

[saudoso]

Sadly McGuire was left without a match for his wisdom after PII left. He must have got bored.

On a moere serious note, the loss of both really decreases the comedy value around here...

[cheapracer]

Sadly McGuire was left without a match for his wisdom after PII left. He must have got bored.

I miss PH11, was hoping to meet him over here, very interesting fellow.

[Magoo]

In the film about Andy Whorehole's "girlfriend" Edie Whatsherface, they had Dylan riding around on a Trumphy.

Also, presumably, the same Trumpet on which he had the infamous crash in Bearsville, NY in July of '66. Except it probably wasn't much of a crash, more of an excuse to step off the wheel devised by his manager, Albert Grossman. In '65 he made three of his greatest albums: Bringing it All Back Home, Highway 61 Revisited, and Blonde on Blonde. Earned himself a vacation, I think.

[johnny yuma]

That looks more like Mr. Jones.

That guy was doing the sound mix at the Sydney Dylan concert last night I swear !

Sadly Barb dropped "Summer Days" from the setlist after doing it at Byron Bay. Good move,I'm a great fan, but his voice needs a Rest.His
never ending tour is turning his larynx to jelly.His best efforts were the songs he accompanied himself with an electric keyboard set to an old
fashioned Hammond -meets-fairground-organ style.

Bob proved once again he is No Torque,Just Hoarsepower,with his minimalist band intro, a "thank you friends" and a shallow bow.

[Magoo]

Thanks for the review. I was hoping you would.

[Fat Boy]

Sadly McGuire was left without a match for his wisdom after PII left.

It's really not fair to compare the two. Even if I didn't agree with what Mac had say and he was being a prick, it was pretty obvious he was an intelligent, well read person. PII on the other hand was a boastful, self-righteous, loud-mouthed imbecile that ultimately had nothing to bring to any discussion.

[Ross Stonefeld]

Now that they've released the long form birth certificate, maybe we can call him back to America?

[Magoo]

It's really not fair to compare the two. Even if I didn't agree with what Mac had say and he was being a prick, it was pretty obvious he was an intelligent, well read person.

Succes d'estime.

[Fat Boy]

Now that they've released the long form birth certificate, maybe we can call him back to America?

Are you putting forth the notion that he doesn't have a conspiracy theory surrounding the birth certificate? That would be a heroic assumption.