Originally posted by AFCA
After a brilliant start to his F1 career, Kubica smiles when appointed as Heidfeld's brolly dolly.
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After a brilliant start to his F1 career, Kubica smiles when appointed as Heidfeld's brolly dolly.
Originally posted by AFCA
Bernie says grace before lunch:
"For what I am about to receive (from my exclusive 100 year rights deal), may you all be truly thankful."
Originally posted by AFCA
did i wash my hands?
Originally posted by AFCA
Nope still nothing. When will I finally grow some facial hair?
"If this doesn't make sure McLaren get all the gay F1 fans out there, I have no idea what will."
Those adverts suck...
What the hell is that...
https://www.mclarenshop.com/webapp/wcs/stor...651_22165_22165
"After signing for Reebok and agreeing to this campaign, both feet will soon be firmly in my mouth."
Lord of the Flies, the musical.
"These high-tech oven gloves will have those scorching hot muffins out of that oven placed above me in no time."
"Before a race I try and visualise the circuit. Before masturbating, I try to visualise Nicole Scherzinger sitting on my face."
"After signing for Reebok and agreeing to this campaign, both feet will soon be firmly in my mouth."
Lord of the Flies, the musical.
"These high-tech oven gloves will have those scorching hot muffins out of that oven placed above me in no time."
"Before a race I try and visualise the circuit. Before masturbating, I try to visualise Nicole Scherzinger sitting on my face."
Originally posted by Ross Stonefeld
What the hell is that...
What the hell is that...
It seems he is striking sexually-charged poses in exchange for cash.
Perhaps Max has arranged this - he has plenty of knowledge of this kind of thing IIRC...
Originally posted by Perigee
It seems he is striking sexually-charged poses in exchange for cash.
Perhaps Max has arranged this - he has plenty of knowledge of this kind of thing IIRC...
It seems he is striking sexually-charged poses in exchange for cash.
Perhaps Max has arranged this - he has plenty of knowledge of this kind of thing IIRC...
Funny that you find those poses sexually-charged. Maybe you belong to that gay f1 fans group you mentioned?
Why does he have tyre tracks over his face and body? Did someone run him over? 
Ah good ol' Mclaren PR, remember him flying? First pic is pretty scary, got in a mail size XXXLL
Originally posted by Suntrek
Why does he have tyre tracks over his face and body? Did someone run him over?
Why does he have tyre tracks over his face and body? Did someone run him over?
After his theatrical flight, he wants people to think he's down-to-earth.
Originally posted by AFCA
Lewis ponders the accusation he is really Theo Wallcott in a race suit
Oh shit it's getting worse....
Look at Heikki!
http://www.mclaren.com/footwear/index.php
(Pic changes on mouse-over small pics.)
Have they dug up poor Heikki from some war refugee camp? :\
And Macca I've got to say this: No one looks good or quite sane with shoes on their hands.
NO ONE.
*and now feels even more relieved that Alonso is out of there...*
Look at Heikki!
http://www.mclaren.com/footwear/index.php
(Pic changes on mouse-over small pics.)
Have they dug up poor Heikki from some war refugee camp? :\
And Macca I've got to say this: No one looks good or quite sane with shoes on their hands.
NO ONE.
*and now feels even more relieved that Alonso is out of there...*
what the hell were they thinking with those adverts?
[img]http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_free.php/dir/2008bel4/image/l__95u5500-2[/img]
lets hear em.
lets hear em.
coootchhhyyyy koooo
(Whitmarsh in the grey suit)
Jesus, is it plastic?
[img]http://gallery.autosport.com/picture.php/dir/2008ita1/image/l_yy8p0042-3[/img]
Nico confirms that Kimi has big balls, but a really small winky.
Nico confirms that Kimi has big balls, but a really small winky.
Originally posted by AFCA
(Whitmarsh in the grey suit)
(Whitmarsh in the grey suit)
Greyest Biege suit I ever saw ;)
Originally posted by Ross Stonefeld
Jesus, is it plastic?
Jesus, is it plastic?
Originally posted by AFCA
(Whitmarsh in the grey suit)
(Whitmarsh in the grey suit)
Flav: So it doesnt matter if I twist even harder...
Martin: ...I wont feel a thing
Originally posted by Suntrek
Oh shit it's getting worse....
Look at Heikki!
http://www.mclaren.com/footwear/index.php
(Pic changes on mouse-over small pics.)
Have they dug up poor Heikki from some war refugee camp? :\
And Macca I've got to say this: No one looks good or quite sane with shoes on their hands.
NO ONE.
*and now feels even more relieved that Alonso is out of there...*
Oh shit it's getting worse....
Look at Heikki!
http://www.mclaren.com/footwear/index.php
(Pic changes on mouse-over small pics.)
Have they dug up poor Heikki from some war refugee camp? :\
And Macca I've got to say this: No one looks good or quite sane with shoes on their hands.
NO ONE.
*and now feels even more relieved that Alonso is out of there...*
Nice shoes though.
Max Mosley and Alan Donnelly
Photo courtesy to F1.com / Sutton Images
I wonder what you come up with
Wonder where that umbrella was 
Originally posted by Enkei
Max Mosley and Alan Donnelly
Photo courtesy to F1.com / Sutton Images
Max Mosley and Alan Donnelly
Photo courtesy to F1.com / Sutton Images
What have you got up your sleeve for McLaren this weekend Alan?
Originally posted by Suntrek
Why does he have tyre tracks over his face and body? Did someone run him over?
Some other footwear company did a really cool one involving face tattoos, looking like a Chinese Opera mask, incorporating the company logo. All painted on some athletes face. Truly artistic (though the photoshoping is evident on close up). If it's still there I might take a pic in the subway and post it. The McLaren one is compared to that a cheap copy-cat idea.
Why does he have tyre tracks over his face and body? Did someone run him over?
Originally posted by Enkei
Max Mosley and Alan Donnelly
Photo courtesy to F1.com / Sutton Images
I wonder what you come up with
Max Mosley and Alan Donnelly
Photo courtesy to F1.com / Sutton Images
I wonder what you come up with
COME COME ALAN, KEEP UP, WE HAZ DE PUNISHMENT TO HAND OUT.
Originally posted by Bloggsworth
What have you got up your sleeve for McLaren this weekend Alan?
What have you got up your sleeve for McLaren this weekend Alan?
Alan, this is a not an umbrella it's really a WHIP...
Originally posted by Enkei
Max Mosley and Alan Donnelly
Photo courtesy to F1.com / Sutton Images
I wonder what you come up with
Max Mosley and Alan Donnelly
Photo courtesy to F1.com / Sutton Images
I wonder what you come up with
Quick Alan, run, I can see a Nazi call girl sitting down over there, she is ready for ze punishment.
Originally posted by Enkei
Max Mosley and Alan Donnelly
Photo courtesy to F1.com / Sutton Images
I wonder what you come up with
Max Mosley and Alan Donnelly
Photo courtesy to F1.com / Sutton Images
I wonder what you come up with
"What shall we do this weekend, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every weekend, Pinky ..er ... Alan, screw over McLaren! Muahahahahaha!"
"Just imagine Ronzos expression when I'll ram that baby up his wrinkled cheaters ass."
"I zaw zhat little black treiber, zhere's plenty of zhe punishment left where zhat came from"
Originally posted by snx843
COME COME ALAN, KEEP UP, WE HAZ DE PUNISHMENT TO HAND OUT.
COME COME ALAN, KEEP UP, WE HAZ DE PUNISHMENT TO HAND OUT.
Courtesy Motorsport.com
Originally posted by AFCA
This surely deserves one...
This surely deserves one...
Orange mocha frappuccino!
you idiot, you send the special engines to Torro Rosso!!!!
Originally posted by Tenmantaylor
Greyest Biege suit I ever saw ;)
Greyest Biege suit I ever saw ;)
That would be greige.
'With my Freshly Injured Arse umbrella, people will probably remember me.'
'Thankfully I remembered to pack my F***ing Idiots Association umbrella.'
Originally posted by AFCA
"Rob, that's the best Ralf Schumacher impersonation I've ever seen!"
(thinking to himself)
"Come on Kimi, pick up the phone for once!....I know you don't like my advice, but I happen to know a few things about wet-qualy...hrmm, suit yourself then!"
Blundell looks a bit, well work it out for yourself:
[img]http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_free.php/dir/2008ita3/image/l__95u6610-2[/img]
[img]http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_free.php/dir/2008ita3/image/l__95u6610-2[/img]
Originally posted by LostProphet
"What shall we do this weekend, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every weekend, Pinky ..er ... Alan, screw over McLaren! Muahahahahaha!"
"What shall we do this weekend, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every weekend, Pinky ..er ... Alan, screw over McLaren! Muahahahahaha!"
This thread is hilarious!
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