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"... Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar!"
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"... Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar!"
QUOTE (cdaara @ May 23 2009, 17:48)
"That's MY slot your yacht's anchored in"
Not a caption, but bloody hell Jens! Shave the roadkill off. 
On topic:
On topic:
QUOTE (TickTickBooom @ May 23 2009, 15:36)
"Look just cos kimi has cleared me out of magnums, doesn't mean you should be going to the competition. Come round mine, I've even got some screwballs and walnut whips."
(yeah, I'll stop the ice cream van jokes....)
QUOTE (giacomo @ May 21 2009, 18:08)
For God's sake, Raikkonen assaulted a photographer who ran over his luggage, while Alonso drove away photographers who ran over a disabled fan in a wheelchair. Aren't you able to comprehend this difference without outside help?
I'm really wondering about the sheer extent of the narrow-mindedness of some of the fanboys here.
I'm really wondering about the sheer extent of the narrow-mindedness of some of the fanboys here.
Photographer hindered for Kimi's preparations for race and photographers hindered to get autograph from Alonso. In both cases they HINDERED and in both cases you push someone who HINDERED you.
So what's the difference? Because Kimi not on a wheelchair?
Can you understand it's same situations and same a little bit overreactions. But in Alonso's case you turn on political correctness and that's all.
QUOTE (Dragonfly @ May 23 2009, 18:41)
Bernie: If you don't get some arrangement sorted out between you and the teams for next year, I will take you around the back of this place and give you a beating you will never forget
Max: Bernie, darling, don't you realise that's all I've ever wanted from you
QUOTE (Odvan @ May 23 2009, 16:55)
Photographer hindered for Kimi's preparations for race and photographers hindered to get autograph from Alonso. In both cases they HINDERED and in both cases you push someone who HINDERED you.
So what's the difference? Because Kimi not on a wheelchair?
Can you understand it's same situations and same a little bit overreactions. But in Alonso's case you turn on political correctness and that's all.
Bullshit, and you know that.
So what's the difference? Because Kimi not on a wheelchair?
Can you understand it's same situations and same a little bit overreactions. But in Alonso's case you turn on political correctness and that's all.
QUOTE (VoidNT @ May 23 2009, 06:46)
Bernie: Oh how I love sticking it to people who not only have no idea how to work politics, but have no idea how to negotiate or present a united front!
Max: I know! We're only two guys who have to get our stories straight--two against ten? Like shooting fish in a barrel!
Bernie: Yep, my favorite kind of contest--when we hold an unfair, insurmountable advantage!
Max: LOL see you back in the luxury suite!
Another victim of Kimi's spud gun, when he targets your spuds for nicking his Magnums
QUOTE (Ivanoff @ May 24 2009, 12:21)
Kimi graduates from dolphins
QUOTE (VoidNT @ May 23 2009, 21:46)
Bernie looks a bit sore and intimidated.
QUOTE (rdebourbon @ May 24 2009, 22:04)
YOU TWAT THIS IS HOW YOU EAT AN ICE CREAM KIMI.
The magnum stood no chance.
QUOTE (Odvan @ May 23 2009, 16:55)
Photographer hindered for Kimi's preparations for race and photographers hindered to get autograph from Alonso. In both cases they HINDERED and in both cases you push someone who HINDERED you.
So what's the difference? Because Kimi not on a wheelchair?
Can you understand it's same situations and same a little bit overreactions. But in Alonso's case you turn on political correctness and that's all.
So what's the difference? Because Kimi not on a wheelchair?
Can you understand it's same situations and same a little bit overreactions. But in Alonso's case you turn on political correctness and that's all.
You're lost for good.
QUOTE (Ivanoff @ May 24 2009, 22:23)
I'll take the easy way out but Fernando ALWAYS comes first.
QUOTE (Ivanoff @ May 24 2009, 22:23)
LOL!!! Only a bunch of sexually frustrated guys could think of that! =P
QUOTE (Dragonfly @ May 23 2009, 15:41)
Funny, I actually thought about two lions fighting, but your take is better. Just look at Mosley's left claws. And they are not grinning, they are just baring their teeth. Schadenfreude joke, it seems. Horrible people, really.
QUOTE (cdaara @ May 24 2009, 12:32)
Whitmarsh thought he had already heard Lewis come out with every buttock-clenchingly embarrassing phrase. But then came Monaco, and Lewis' "I just thought about the Rocky films...."
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Alonso's revenge
QUOTE (VoidNT @ May 23 2009, 12:46)
-"This is the drawings of the MP4/25, I will hide them in the Ferrari garage"
-"Great job Bernhard, I wait 15 minutes, then I make the call"
QUOTE (rdebourbon @ May 24 2009, 13:04)
-"Was really cool of Dave Ryan, wasn't it Martin, sending us this box of ice cream?"
QUOTE (rdebourbon @ May 24 2009, 07:04)
In an effort to get Kimi back to McLaren, Martin has tried to show Kimi that they will allow him to eat ice creams
QUOTE (RodrigoL @ May 10 2009, 19:22)
Since this bike has a Formula 1 livery on it, make sure that anyone who takes a picture of it pays me the royalty.
QUOTE (showtime @ May 24 2009, 23:59)
He's Flavio's boy all right.
QUOTE (showtime @ May 24 2009, 17:59)
Alonso, just after learning Sutil will be his team mate next year
QUOTE (Welsh @ May 25 2009, 10:31)
Son....it's time to grow that moustache.
Martin got more than he bargained for when asked Max to show him his bargaining chips.
QUOTE (Blythy @ May 8 2009, 18:31)
For the last fuckin time, we're out of magnums.
LOL
QUOTE (D.M.N. @ May 9 2009, 09:53)
His eyes follow me everywhere. WHY WON'T HE STOP LOOKING AT ME?!
QUOTE (RodrigoL @ May 10 2009, 18:22)
"Seriously? You didn't think your car was ugly enough on it's own?"
QUOTE (glorius&victorius @ May 26 2009, 14:07)
Lovely
QUOTE (Ivanoff @ May 26 2009, 11:26)
Lovely
I think that would make Barichello jealous
QUOTE (giacomo @ May 21 2009, 14:08)
For God's sake, Raikkonen assaulted a photographer who ran over his luggage, while Alonso drove away photographers who ran over a disabled fan in a wheelchair. Aren't you able to comprehend this difference without outside help?
I'm really wondering about the sheer extent of the narrow-mindedness of some of the fanboys here.
I'm really wondering about the sheer extent of the narrow-mindedness of some of the fanboys here.
I don't know, Kuakomekiki. It just seems so callous of the Miracle Man that he did not heal the poor invalid while he was there working his wonders. Pretty selfish of the Messiah, if you ask me?
QUOTE (rdebourbon @ May 24 2009, 11:04)
"Martin...I was just informed that Norbert's meals are included in our budget cap for next year..."
QUOTE (D.M.N. @ May 23 2009, 16:33)
F1's cloning service seem to be working well, however DC looks unimpressed at DCII's unconvincing accent.
Hurry Martin! Hurry!!! Kimi will be here in a minute!
QUOTE (rdebourbon @ May 24 2009, 13:04)
"After everything we did for him, we even bought a bigger fridge. I'll show that little bugger how to eat ice cream!"
QUOTE (Ivanoff @ May 24 2009, 13:21)
Raikonnen in Blow up shocker.
QUOTE (stonebutter @ May 26 2009, 14:04)
"Martin...I was just informed that Norbert's meals are included in our budget cap for next year..."
off topic: What is that thing in mosley's hand ?
"Let us pray"
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