Piquet: "If I win, will you sleep with me?"

Proud mom

Have you seen this text I got from Bild? Apparantly I'm replacing you at Ferrari?

"That's fine with me, I really like to replace you at Red Bull"
"You know Bild?"

"Mark, did you know that the drinks were free in all the motorhomes?"

Anyone who has won a race raise your hand ;)

God, you know that bad luck gift pack I usually get before each GP? Send it to Sutil this time.

"Brawn deny funding shortfall following 2010 challenger unveiling"

"Webber groupie disappointment: belated victory reveals parallel tottie ageing dilemma for 30-something GP victor"

Changed it for you.

Nah, didn't you hear him, Rubens gets the Brawn GP losery losery loser gift pack full with set of bad pitstops and "optimum" strategy.

Barrichello's quote after the German GP: "I just want to get on a plane and go home".

Reporter: After the GP from germany Webber fans from had the opportunity to meet him in person! ... I mean, that one fan from Webber,
Reporter: Mark was delighted to meet with this fan, but admited that she gained some weight and got a rimple or 6 more since their last meeting.

" ..leaving on a jet plane
Dont know when I'll be back again.. "

Webber: "Bitty"

Mark - Is this the happiest day of your F1 life?

Vettel: Massa was just able to press his special button I could not pass

Massa: If you mention the button again I am going to shove it in your 'special' place

Nah guys this was just after the tv portion of the unilaterals, and it's at a time when a hypnotherapist has hypnotised them into thinking they are superstars....just for driving a race car lol ego management!

Meh lol

MW: Oe la la, what are you doing tonight?
DC: Mark, i see you have those eyes open too? You got taste man!! **thinks: Jenson!! Just open your eyes dude!!!**
JB: .. in this hand i had skeletor and in the other hand He-Man, and He-Man went BOOM BOOM BOOM on top of skeletor who did 'aaarrrgghhh', and then He-man won!!!!!!!!

"Now dear ... fix your collar, comb your hair, wash your face, and be sure to stand up straight on the podium. If the nice gentleman gives you the trophy, be sure to thank him and say "sir" , and don't spill the champagne, i raised you proper !"

Webber: "You said I'd get ten years' bad luck in exchange for surviving that Mercedes backflip. Does this mean we're even?"


Webber: "I'll be straight with you: I'm not impressed. I don't think you've got what it takes to succeed in this competition. I'm sorry Sebastien, but you got past the opening rounds and now it's time to go home. It's a no from me."
Vettel: "I'm going to back Mark's comments up here. There's something about you; you just don't have the drive to win, and you haven't shown us anything like the kind of determination we'd expect here. You had your chance ... and you blew it. It's a no from me, too."
Massa: "And me. Who's next?"
Webber: "Jamie Alguersuari, from Spain. He's twenty years old, and has a British F3 crown to his name. So You Think You Can Drive, Jamie?"

Excellent !!

Interviewer: 'Now that you know how Bernie will fix F1, let's start the press conference'

Interviewer:
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

... Oow, thought that one was funny guys! Oke .. new one ...

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

Danke shane.

Now, let's hear your comments about the 'Flavio-thong' pictures...

Time to change >

Everyone who has one more than 1 Formula one race please raise your hand.

FIA Delegate: Before the press conference starts, I'd just like to introduce you to the new interviewer - James Allen, formerly of ITV's F1 coverage in the UK.
Drivers: Oh please, not him...
James Allen: One camera, Two Cameras, Three Cameras... GO GO GO! So Mark, your first win, how does it feel?

Reaction to the news that "she" had already gone off with JB and DC, and so wasn't going to be in the motorhome after the interviews clearly put a downer on what had, until then, been an updeat press conference.

I can only say about thongs, you have to try them out before you judge them, seriously ... They are fantastic!!

Secret Photos of Schumacher with PSYCHO KINETIC POWERS to sabotage Kimi's car!

That one is so sallow that is made me laugh!

Emotional scars last forever. Thanks

Seeing that picture for the second time, it makes my stomage turn like 15 times

Is that Flav??

People should know their own limitations on humor and photoshop....

Isn't the 2nd picture Max??

When i first saw the "Red Bull gives you wings" motto, i thought it was just an advertisement trick. Obviously they were serious.

Will you stop quoting that ghey looking guy in that thong, seeing it once is more than enough

My favorite F1 picture of all time.

If you wear them, perhaps ... but we have to look at it ...

JB: We taught that Aussie well
DC: Hee Hee.

Kimi who? I am the drunkest F1 driver!

Can you imagion, when i was watching the race my best friends dropped by ... Told everyone gently to either STFU or GTFO!! ... The race was over, MW / FM / SV hit the podium, and one of my best GFs yeld 'WHO IS THAT INCREDIBLE HUNK! ON TV!!!' ... so all the guys were like, you mean NP? ... No! That guy in blue! ... SV?????? ** pointing on the screen ** ... No! that other one! ... YOU MEAN MARK WEBBER? ... Yeah!! what a hunk!! ...

Mark! you got 2 fans now!

Damn!! missed my mouth again!

Which twat keeps stealing our photos?

"Oh why oh why was I born with such good looks, it's a burden"