"Quick, get him another bottle."

This is a horrible thought, but imagine if that were acid!

Why would someone imagine that? More to the point - since you clearly have - why did you imagine that?

I dunno coz I just saw clear liquid was all. Well it looks clear there. It had nothing to do with Mark, just the liquid..

R-i-i-i-i-g-h-t. That makes sense.

Few "clear liquids" at lunch was it? Or just the tab of acid?

USF1 comes a cropper whilst trying to circumnavigate the testing ban

the goggles do nothing!

As long as the chubby policeman can catch them, i don't think the rest of F-1 will worry about USF1 ....

On second inspection, these are loafers.

lol you bunch of nuts

After being ousted from the position of FIA President, Max Mosley found a job where he could still make life hell for FOrmula One drivers.

JA: Congratulations Mark, your first grand prix victory, what a start from Lewis! You surely must be thanking your lucky stars he got a puncture, because he looked ON IT today. What are your thoughts on lewis's race, surely you guys are casting a worried glance over your shoulder now.

It's funny because it's true.

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If I may add to that ...

JA: "Sebastian, an excellent second place today. As a former winner of a Grand Prix, how do you feel Lewis has matured as a driver since Monza last year, and do you think he'll be able to add this year's Italian Grand Prix to his list of victories? And Felipe, I know there's a lot of speculation about Fernando Alonso joining Ferrari next year. If that happens, do you think you'll find yourself in the same position as Lewis?"

The most important thing for an F1 driver is to beat your teammate......

Buahahahaaaaaa ...

"You're only doing this 'cause I'm not Ferrari!"

its made with MS Paint, in my laptop(I have Photoshop CS3 aswell, and its not that i need classes on phostoshop ) and it should look like some Kid did that work! An amateur cartoon work that is.
Dont you understand what it really meant to be? Read "Schumacher Sabotage Kimi's car" thread.....then u will understand. Here>> http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?show...t&p=3745759
And after that come and give ur valuable comment here

This needs captioning...

Vettel: "Struggling to zip up? You've been eating the big sausages since you've retired, Ja?"

that's all you have? Robert, who organized this race, has at least this big...

<bites lip> Wow, nice abs! Skin so smooth, too! Do you need any help later, like putting on lotion or anything?

Whatever...

"it should look like some Kid did that work! An amateur cartoon work that is." -> Definitely succeeded in that !
"Read "Schumacher Sabotage Kimi's car" thread" -> Been there, read ti, get the intended joke, still not putting a smile on my face.

But anyway, like I said: whatever... Just venting my personal opinion. No need to agree with me!

Dammit, I just woke my friends kid up in the room next door laughing so loud!

Best one.

Did you ever make a serious photoshopping attempt? Or are you always targeting for the it-should-look-like-some-retarded-kid-did-that-job appeal?

I'm definatly bulking up ja.

My thigh is now this big.

Some of the humor lies in the deliberate crudeness of the effort.

Vettel: See that woman right over there? I'm such a player that I'll walk over to her and stick my dick right in?
Schumacher: That one right there? I'll stick my dick in her, THEN walk up to her.

Flavio: "I've found a way to hide my boobs".

Still from the video clip to "Flav's Flavour", the one and only single from Flavio Briatore's short-lived hip-hop career:



"I don't do songs, I'm all about the written word;
You should see my graffiti, concrete's preferred
'Cause there's nothin' worse than hearin' a verse sung like a tweety bird
Unless it's screamin' 'cause I'm beatin' up the theatre nerd.
Or haven't you heard;
I'm the black sheep in a band of brothers,
Who sit around singing showtunes,
Giving backrubs to each other.
You make a musical; doesn't matter if it's witty, or pretty;
That's a one-way ticket to Buttkick City
Where you all are permanent residents,
Do you need a little more evidence?"

"Flav is doing us a little favour,
Bleesing F1 one with flavour
Don't tell him it's a musical,
Because then he might kill us all."

Jesus

They say that if you dig deep enough you can find the remains of Barricello's career.

It's not actually mine. It's a very minor re-write of "Zack's Flava", the sixth track to Commentary!, the msuical commentary on the DVD of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Wish it was mine, though.

I yes, I remember those abs from that weekend at MJ's place ten years ago.

Pictured; 3 milliseconds before Flavio ended up on the sex offenders register. Again.

Albert Einstein finally proves relativity by shagging a relatively young girl.

Regards

Andy

wow, that is the outline of the nurburgring.

Wow, Michael - I know you needed a bigger hat for your sponsor, and had to bulk up a bit to get it across your chest. But I didn't think you could get it tattooed on there!