"Im Horner... Horner, Horner, Horner"

Not a caption, but a funny Autosport caption: http://www.autosport.com/gallery/photo.php/id/1313670

"Some guy doing some thing"

Doesn't Ross Stonefield write those?

I thought it's him on the picture.

I think it's a Vatanen guy listening in on the FIA's wireless LAN.

hmmm put these next to each other:

You must be this rich to ride this.

ja, ist gut. Ein zipper, and I'm already in my Speedo for zee beach.

piquet should get one of it

Photographer: "Nope, he's still shorter than you. Honey, can you take those heels off?"

does my bum look big in this?

Looks like McLarens diffuser of justice is doing a good job, besides ripping the competition apart it tears the asphalt into parts.

FFS the model looks better than we do. Hell, can wee get a shorter one?

"Silence, I Kill You..." - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Alonso hibernating while his nuclear fuel rod is being reprocessed.

Fail..

"Not only did the bastards drop a lightpod onto my frontwing, but they also superglued my hands onto my jeans"

"Wait till I get to my fricking email...... Grrrrr........"

You know, i was laughing so hard myself with this one ... Cant even stop at this very moment! Guess humor is relative.

Sato demos Super Aguri up-on-blocks success, 4 years early

And here on the right we have the actor that played the part of 'Short Round' from the "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" Movie.

Jenson to Taku: bet you can't do make yourself longer in the bed.

Brawn comes up with a solution to their wet weather tire problems.

Mr. Happy? Is that until they mess up his race again?

"Its a brand new day, sun is shining and im going to kick Jensen's #$%^ across the channell.... hahaha"

BAR-Honda pose for a photoshoot in the little-known county of Zugabia, their knees tastefully blacked out in respect for a culture that firmly believes that public display of the kneecap is the same as public nudity.


"This appeared as a moral dilemma
'Cause at first it was weird though I swore to eliminate
The worst of the plague that team orders
It’s true I was vague on the ‘How’
So how can it be that you
Have shown me the light?

It’s a brand new day, and the sun is high
All the birds are singing that you’re gonna die
How I hesitated, now I wonder why ...
It’s a brand new day

All the times that you beat me to first place I’ll forgive
All the races incomplete; listen honestly I’ll live
Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-it-all is through
Now my future’s so bright and I owe it all to you
Who showed me the light

It’s a brand new me, I’ve got no remorse
Now the water’s rising but I know this course
I’m gonna shock the world, gonna show Ross Brawn
It’s a brand new day

And Ferrari will see the real me;
Not a joke, not a dork, not a failure
And fans may cry but their tears will dry
When I hand them the keys to a shiny new Australia.

It’s a brand new day, yeah the sun is high
All the angels sing because you’re gonna die
Go ahead and laugh, yeah I’m a funny guy
Tell everyone goodbye ... it’s a brand new day"



"Hi! I'm Fernando Alonso. You might remember me from other celebrity endorsements such as ING financial services and Mild Seven cigarettes ..."

Luca: "Don't worry about Ferrari's current form Fernando, I've hired someone to knock the team back into shape - you've no problem working with Ron Dennis again?"

Batteries are included.

Journalist: "Fernando, will you be buying 2010 Pirelli calendar featuring Flavio in thongs?"

LOL

"FFFFFFFFFFFUUUU******KKK you!"

That's hat it looks like

Hat? Oh what lol

Barrichello: "I know you stole my muffin, Jock."

Shamelessly stolen from vicksplum (but she won't remember, she was drunk!):


Brawn were quick to quash the rumours that Button's fire extinguishers were bigger than Barrichello's.

(Couldn't remember it exactly, but that was more or less the gist!)

Hey Fernando, this is how you do the jean shot mate.

Jenson and Taku promote a return of skirts in F1.

Oh why has no one replied to my twitter?

Do I look French enough yet? This guy's hand is rough on my face...

so hands up, which one of you was in the Brawn garage before Q2?

So that's what the symbol for six tenths looks like!!

yo, dude, what are we gonna do? you got any job for 2010?

And behind the Hungarian version of a centrelink the two discuss future employment prospects.

Kubica settles on taking Alonso's job in 2010 as butt of "going to Ferrari" rumors, while Nick searches for positions as stunt doubles for ewoks

Crude but I LOL'd

"Hi, I'm BRUNO"