Who killed Nelson Piquet's career?

Flavio Briatore in the Conservatorium with the lead exhaust pipe"

"The full extent of Flavio's treatment of Piquet Jnr becomes clear as latest images released suggest Piquet Jnr had to rebuild his own engines whilst the rest of his Renault team team f*cked off to play poker with Alonso"

The killer is Nelson Piquet in the factory with the lead pipe.


(bad Clue joke)

Hmmmmm. This would make a great Bong.....

Feline Freinds: A cougar* pats her cheetah




*Cougar definiton from the Urban Dictionary

News today that MyF1Dream would be purchasing the remains of the BMW-Sauber team. Fans are uncertain whether this will be the motorhome or the car for next year.


Bernie Ecclestone finds a creative way to reduce circuit fees by letting corporations host their own races.


Button: "I still can't get any heat going here ..."


Kimi Raikkonen's exit from the Rally of Finland was the product of a miscommunication between driver and team to "Do Not Break".


After an unsuccessful WRC debut, Raikkonen tries his hand at a new sport: boat racing.


After Richard Branson took his sponsorship from Brawn, Brackley got their own back by developing the first commercial spacecraft, seen here on its inaugural flight.


"Flav's orders. The foil interferes with the radio. That way, when Nelson has problems, we can claim we knew nothing about it and we'll send him out with a tyre that hasn't been attached properly."


Schumacher: "Bloody Frank Williams!"

LOL, caption of the month!

lol, that Puma track looks a bit better than a few real tracks

BMW deny Peter Saubers claims that they were not prepared to negotiate.

It was the final clause in the Concorde agreement which bothered FOTA, Bernie had insisted on trust-building stage dives for all the team principals.

I drop a pencil through one end, it comes out the other...with this technology we will be unbeatable in 2010!!

Anybody have any idea where the hell my paddock pass went?

Is mine smaller than his?

Robert Vaughn look alike!

The notorious paddock thief makes off with Bernie's Salmon

I'm paying for the shoes myself, socks are courtesy of the team.

All credits to David Coulthard. He has said this when he was at McLaren.

"Stop with the camera...you know weigh in is done and I could not wait...okay.......so bugger off"

"soo sorry michael, I will delete it for one of your autographed helmets..."

"okay, but you will first have to stand behind me while i put on my shoes and tie them....."

he skates to go with the way he runs

Fixed.

This really doesnt need a caption. Its just wrong on so many levels.
I hope Kimi takes him out next race too. Now that would be funny. Along with seeing him run all gay like across the track.

Sutil: Ok, I know people are laughing at the way I run. Well, I will just do this instead of running. Whos laughing now suckers?!

For some reason, this one really did it for me.

I KNEW they screwed me and my car. There's a hole here!

"Yeah, this one will do. He WILL respect me with this one up his *ss, believe me"

This guy just keeps getting gayer every time I see him

Webber almost grabs pole! (Unfortunately I can't take credit for this)

Sutil: * sigh * If only my contract would allow ME to wear those marvellous fishnets.

No cork plugged? Must be an Alonso exhaust then.

Rubens tries out some of his assertiveness lessons on a cardboard cut out of his foe.

"Kimi, did you you just hear the news about Michael quitting?"

"No, I was having a shit"

JB: "If only I could get some eye-plugs"

Rubens: "I got a call from Montezemolo today. He says I'm better than Badoer and Gene put together and ... you're not going to believe this ... anyway, he says since it rains so often at Spa ... did I mention Ross was on the line going on about next year's budget and Luca tells him not to worry ... Jenson, you don't look so good ..."

Rubens: They are going to retain me for another yr

Rubens: I did that triathlon you did there in one hour and 15 minutes...


(JB did a 2h 2 minute something)

RB:blablablabla

Rubens: 'What?'
Jens: 'Don't turn around, but Flavio is coming our way... in his thong.'

No way MS is making a comeback at Ferrari, in fact, he just asked Ross to get a #1 contract. We both will be #2

Rubens: What do you mean, do I know what Listerine is?

Be careful. If you hurt me in any way I'm going to have to explain it all away and pretend it was some sort of macho biking accident or something.