RB: Guess what, i bought me a Flavio thong!















Reminder:

"Hmmm.... I wonder how "little Stef" would look in a thong......"

Wasn't it was f***ing easy for you to be all brave and say, "let's start a breakaway series" - Quitter!

Finally, conclusive proof of Schumi's neck injury.

No Nelson, these keys don't fit a Renault. Go ask your "executioner", errr, Flavio if he's seen them.

Schumacher testing the F2007 at Mugello, oops, off in the sand trap again

Associated Press: Schumacher seen here undergoing radical new chiropractic modalities to treat the chronic neck condition which ended his bid to return to Formula 1. Sources say Schumacher is enjoying treatment so much, he contemplates regular visits for the foreseeable future to prevent a recurrence of his pain. Wife, Corrina Schumacher, remains dubious about the medical benefits her husband claims to receive.

lol that's a while ago when Vodafone was associated with Ferrari...

So it was Vodafone who was responsible for the 'Schumi pinched neck' affair.

I said I need my neck needs some relief, not my.........

Kimi: Felipe baby, how many times do we need to tell you - don't shit on the bus!

Sutil: double airbags, what a brilliant safety idea...

"Kimish a lightshweightsh."

"Adriaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn"

After the Zombie Tennis, we have the Zombie F1.

Man, that is a totally unflattering photo.

lulz were had

A wayward wind tunnel breaks its duck upon hapless Mark Webber

Mark was finally downed in the third round when the Invisible Man unleashed a powerful right hook that ended the Australians somewhat premature celebrations.

The pic Mark Webber's dentist requested...

Every single Mark Webber caption is golden. You guys are on fire with that picture.

Return fire!



Webber had a horrible 'tennis' injury in the off season.

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

This is special.

Blood runs deep!

Ayrton and his nephew Bruno.

Don't have a smiley that says all choked up.

Enjoy!

Pretty sure this is supposed to be a comedy thread. LOL

Is it? With that Senna+Nephew pic, I almost feeling crying...

Senna says no comeback for you!

I bet that you would swap all of your flattering photos for your face to be in that unflattering photo

this is how micheal hurt his neck....

No Aryton, I don't care how hard you beg, it is mine to play with and you can not have it........maybe Rubens will let you play with his

maybe if I unscrew this and change the batteries, he will be more sensible...

Where's the damn CPU? Quit fighting, Bernard, it's burned out and you need a new one.

Hey, if he will not let you play with his, you can play with mine

"Look. I've found me a Leprechaun. Isn't that grand! Now where's yer pot of gold you little Bastard?"

I've never seen that photo!

I know about the incident though.

Was during testing at Hockenheim in 1992.

Something happened on track and Senna took the opportunity to try and intimidate his younger rival.

As ever, Schumacher wasn't showing Senna the respect the Brazilian thought he deserved.

Followed on from Brazil 92 when Schumacher criticised Senna for weaving, saying his driving didn't befit a three-time world champion.

Then there was Magny Cours where Schumacher hit Senna at the Adelaide hairpin.

Such an interesting period, Senna knew that Schumacher was a massive threat in the years to come and was acting in a very insecure and defensive way IMO.

Schuey said in an interview that Senna brake-checked him for 5 or 6 laps while he was trying to do his programme, and then when he saw Senna in his mirrors, he thought he would try and give him a taste of his own medicine. Ayrton pitted on the lap when Schuey brake-checked him, waited for him to come into the pits and then went to the Benetton garage and more or less attacked him.

Schumacher did have a bit of a reputation for being dirty in his early years.

In qualifying for a sportscar race in 1991 Schumacher drove his Sauber-Mercedes into Derek Warwick's Jaguar after thinking he'd been held up on purpose.

This was only a few weeks after Warwick's brother Paul had been killed.

Apparently Schumacher was hidden away in his team trucks because Warwick wanted to pummel him.

Ouch...

Bernie, don't worry. If I put my hand here my beard won't tickle as I slip my tongue in.

... and then they rub it all over your chin, and in the morning you'll have a beard like me !

The real Aussie "teeth extracts a cork" trick.