Pussy in his early years and now pussy when older

EJ: Dammitt Bernie, wheres the gold one? Give it up or I'll ring your neck like the cock you are!

schumi looks like quagmire from family guy

Ancient Greek pederasty addict:



Bernie: "Dude,WTF?! Was that really necessary? Goin' around kickin' people for no apparent reason.."

Nice evening outside,cheesy mood.Sorry about that.

Doctors are believed to be reconsidering the decision to allow Felipe Massa back into the cockpit




*waits to be flamed.

Apparently all the ice creams went to kimi!

<POP-KERBOOF> 'Bladdy ell cobber, first and larst tarm ah open the shampers with mah chops!'

Michael correctly predicting the number of times Mika will cry after losing to him.

Michael correctly predicting Mika's WDC's.

Felipe Baby?

Kimi was too fast for the photographers when he knocked Webber out and downed his champagne.

The "Felipa Baby" comment mystery has been solved. It comes from Felipe's habit of sucking on his earpiece. Sources said Felipe likes to such on all things, when not racing, he usually sucks on his earpiece, his thumbs and his pacifier. However, after much teasing from paddock, Felipe is no longer seen with a pacifier. Its widely believe that he gave his pacifier to Vettel, however, Vettel denied this rumor vigorously. Once asked about this at a press conference, Vettel scorn at the reporter by throwing what appears to be a pacifier to the reporter.

Dennis trying to shave off a few seconds off Alonso's laps times...

It was finally revealed how Alonso brought six tenths to McLaren two years ago.

Another example of the legendary German sense of humour...

Classic!! You guys are da bomb!

Dennis: "Okay, Fernando, I'll shave your head and Martin will take a picture of it. Then we'll upload it to the internet for captioning about shaving seconds off a laptime."

Alonso: "And you won't do it to Lewis?"

Dennis: "Of course not. It's in your contract that we have to give you special privileges as team leader."


Massa: "Brain injury? What Brain injury?"

I'll let myself out.

"...Ayrton.. are you there? It's me... Lewis..."









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from: http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2009/08/13/lewi...-mp44-pictures/

The guy in the back on the left - "How dare Lewis not wear gloves before touching that! "

Schumacher at the auction putting up two fingers to signify he wants to buy Hakinens talent for two bob....

*lol now I sound English hehe

Sorry Ayrton, but James Allen told me I replaced you. Tough shit.

Ayrton... don't listen to Bruno.. listen to meee...

DC!! If you insist on pissing in the carpark at least turn around!

Wonders if Lewis is having a Picard moment or a Data moment

Picard moment: It's a boyhood fantasy... I must have seen this car a hundreds of times in the museum, but I was never able to touch it.

Data moment: I am detecting imperfections in the carbonfibre... temperature variations in the fuel manifold...

Haha!

RD: That's right Fenando, we all have this hair and there's no thongs here either.

Seen this movie few days ago.

lol I made kind if a similar caption, but was to do with something else - http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?show...t&p=3667704 lol Noone laughed

this picture is fantastic! I wonder where the photoshop happened? is the Alonso part real and Dennis has been added? Or were both Alonso and Dennis added?

With one quick wrench, Eddie Jordan becomes a hero to all F1 fans around the world.

Haha Bernie reminds me of Sophia from the Golden girls show -

Keep your hands off him, Richard!!! This one is mine!!!

both faces are photoshopped - imo.

"...and now I will hand the floor to our number 2 driver... Nelsinho...(..ahum.. who at some point during the season could be replaced by the third guy on the banner behind me..)"

"...and Nelsinho now has a few words to say about Flavio..."

Reminds me of Andy Warhol.

OMG!!! ... Flavio is wearing a thong under that skirt!

Alonso starts to sing to Nelson

And now, the end is near;
And so you face the final curtain.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
Were both leaving, of which I'm certain.

You've driven a car thats bull.
You've gone too many times into the gravel trap,
And more, much more than this,
Your driving is Cr*p.

(now he gets up and faces the audience)

Regrets, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through with a pistop extension.

I planned each race strategy
Each careful turn along the racetrack,
But there's nothing more that I can do,
This years car is cack.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
To drive that red car is all I wanted to do
But through it all, when there was doubt,
Santander came and bailed me out
I'll drive that car, and teammate, I dont care who you are
But Kimi's on his way.

Ive thrown strops, moaned and whined
Ive had tantrums because I was losing.
And now, as long as Ferrari don't mind,
My strategies they will be using.

To think I'll do all that;
And may I say - Michael go away,
Flav, its bye from me,
I'll be going on my way.

For what is a driver, what has he got?
If its a Renault, then he has naught.
To drive the for Ferrari, he truly feels;
He has the best machine on four wheels.
The records show, with my six tenths they know-
They'll have to do it my way!


Stands up and takes a bow.

Sorry couldn't resist it.

No one's seen the British tabloids then? http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/45447...-Formula-1.html

Alonso: "That is the microphone you're holding Nelson?... right?"

Ron Dennis' new career got of to a flying start until his first customer claimed not to be happy with the short back and sides he had requested.

Great!

Alonso describes the 2009 Renault engine.

Alonso: "A ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing
pscht, Dorhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum
ba ba bom bom, Bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be
barbedarm bedabedabedabeda Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm
bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm, Bah bah baah
baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!"

Special thanks to crazy frog.