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cordell777
QUOTE (vivian @ Aug 18 2009, 07:55) *

Alonso sings well-known melody smile.gif:

Bittersweet memories
that is all I'm taking with me.
So, goodbye. Please, don't cry.
We both know it's those 0.6s, you need.
Captain Tightpants


Alonso: "Would the owner of the yellow and orange Renault R29 please park it further up the grid, or else Romain Grosjean will do it for you ..."

QUOTE (vivian @ Aug 18 2009, 17:55) *
Alonso describes the 2009 Renault engine.

Alonso: "A ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing
pscht, Dorhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum
ba ba bom bom, Bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be
barbedarm bedabedabedabeda Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm
bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm, Bah bah baah
baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!"

Special thanks to crazy frog.

Best. Caption. Ever.
Tenmantaylor



Rons gonna kill me, dropped my keys in there!
maverick69



"So who's the wanker that put the superglue on the rear wing then?"
mp4-a
Montoya is forced to defend nascar drivers ability and talent after footage of a drivers briefing was liked. cool.gif


sorry i just could'nt resist
maverick69



"Equality, equality, equality. Isn't that right Nelson!?"
r4mses
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Aug 18 2009, 11:20) *
Alonso: "Would the owner of the yellow and orange Renault R29 please park it further up the grid, or else Romain Grosjean will do it for you ..."


roflmao.gif clap.gif
Orin
QUOTE (HarryReams @ Aug 18 2009, 12:58) *


"So who's the wanker that put the superglue on the rear wing then?"


Nice - and all their facial expressions match! lol.gif
Captain Tightpants


Leiws Hamilton: "Nicole ... isn't going to like this."
Kooper
I've had this image for some years, can't remember if it was captioned at one time or not.


Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (HarryReams @ Aug 18 2009, 22:03) *


Alonso eating a microphone icecream
prty
QUOTE (Kooper @ Aug 18 2009, 15:41) *
I've had this image for some years, can't remember if it was captioned at one time or not.



It's from here I think:

http://www.webfine.net/F1rikis2005/
philhitchings
QUOTE (Tenmantaylor @ Aug 18 2009, 10:41) *


I love the smell of BBQ sausages......... oops blush.gif !
as65p


Okay, this is take #38. If he doesn't get the facial expression right this time we'll publish James Allens article "Why Lewis is the 2nd coming" without any pictures...
sprocket
Tenmantaylor
QUOTE (sprocket @ Aug 18 2009, 23:04) *

noikeee
QUOTE (sprocket @ Aug 18 2009, 23:04) *


No caption needed. That looks like a screencap from a cheesy french comedy movie.
Captain Tightpants
QUOTE (sprocket @ Aug 19 2009, 08:04) *


Some people stand in the darkness,
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody,
When the edge of surrender's in sight.

Don't you worry,
It's going to be alright;
'Cause I'm always ready,
I won't let you out of my sight.

I'll be ready,
Never you fear;
I'll be ready,
Forever and always,
I'm always here.


(If you don't get it, watch this.)
F1 Tor.
QUOTE (Kooper @ Aug 18 2009, 14:41) *
I've had this image for some years, can't remember if it was captioned at one time or not.



Trulli:'Kimi just shit himself.'
Madera





eek.gif
zoombie
QUOTE (Kooper @ Aug 18 2009, 15:41) *
I've had this image for some years, can't remember if it was captioned at one time or not.



Max: Alright class, we going to watch a show today. Its called FIA vs FOTA, the rabbit in my right hand will be the FIA while my left hand will be FOTA.
FI-Addict
QUOTE (sprocket @ Aug 18 2009, 23:04) *

'Ok, first to the line gets preferential treatment for the year. As ever, Fernando gets a 10 second head start'
ViMaMo
Captain Tightpants
QUOTE (vivian @ Aug 20 2009, 20:18) *

"Hi! I'm Pierce Brosnan. You might remember me from such films as 'Remington Steele' and 'Die Another Day'. And this is Eddie Jordan. You might remember him as the guy whose Formula One team went from championship contenders to the back of the grid in under five years. Who made the worse career decisions? We'll let you, the viewers, decide!"
maverick69



Formula One driver Rubens Barrichello taking a bit of time out at the Rio carnival
LuckyStrike1



Looking ahead and seeing Flavio overlooking the running contest, this was the time Nelson realised he would have a tough 2009 at Renault.
slideways


I can't even caption this rofl. roflmao.gif
slideways
Orin
QUOTE (slideways @ Aug 20 2009, 13:16) *


Every day since he'd blurted "He justs sits there!" about his teammate, they'd fed him crow pie.
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (slideways @ Aug 20 2009, 22:16) *


Those glasses are on the wrong guy! If they were on Mark, we'd swear we were looking at Clark kent!
katmen
QUOTE (slideways @ Aug 20 2009, 14:27) *

maybe the reason, why massa will not be ever wdc?
spit on your luck
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Aug 20 2009, 23:21) *
Those glasses are on the wrong guy! If they were on Mark, we'd swear we were looking at Clark kent!




lol mad! biggrin.gif
PNSD
QUOTE (LuckyStrike1 @ Aug 20 2009, 12:04) *


Looking ahead and seeing Flavio overlooking the running contest, this was the time Nelson realised he would have a tough 2009 at Renault.


haha!
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (sprocket @ Aug 19 2009, 08:04) *


Someone has just screamed - Shark!
katmen
QUOTE (sprocket @ Aug 19 2009, 00:04) *

new discipline:

BOLTing
ItisI
QUOTE (slideways @ Aug 20 2009, 13:27) *


Can someone remind Massa that Lewis has the black belt in karate? Lewis even a 2th dan, which makes him actualy a karata teacher. ... Massa really is no match for Lewis, or Massa has a deathwish?

wave.gif wave.gif Massa
GrzegorzChyla
QUOTE (LuckyStrike1 @ Aug 20 2009, 13:04) *


Looking ahead and seeing Flavio overlooking the running contest, this was the time Nelson realised he would have a tough 2009 at Renault.

run! he's got thongs!
Panch



Alonso: "They promised me a seat from Ferrari"
ItisI


Alonso singing with a most romantic voice:
Dopo un giorno cosi
come e dolce la sera stare qui con te
questa notte verra come un pegno d'amore
dopo tanta aridita
la tua acqua bagnera
la riva mia si plachera
ti cercavo da sempre,
sempre, sempre, sempre sempre
sognavo i tuoi sapori
camminando fianco i muri
e adesso che mi stai
vicina piu che mai
o sforio piano al buio
il rosa caldo del mondo tuo.


Massa:
Kimi, Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain,
Unravelled from the tumbling main,
And threading the eye of a yellow star: -
So many times do I love again,

Wanna sit over there in the grass Kimi?

Kimi:
Dhuuuuu?
pitflaps


Gay Chariots of Fire Promo Stops Traffic on Brighton Beach
pitflaps


Frank: "I just don't get it: there's this cup thing and that saucer shaped wotsit you've got..."
Mark: "I think I've just realised why I'm not going to be World Champion at Williams"
Vitesse2


And now ... the end is near .... and so I face the final curtain .....
Captain Tightpants


Fernando Alonso: "This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said I'd like to drive for Ferrari ..."
Gypsy
I thought of a really great caption for this earlier, but then I went out for dinner and had a few drinkies and now I can't remember it. frown.gif



Captain Tightpants


Dear Ferrari people,

Since everyone is talking about Kimi Raikkonen leaving the team a the end of 2010 and given that I am in need of a racing seat in 2010, I think the solution to our problems is clear and that I should drive for you. Please find enclosed a photograph showing that I can imitate Kimi's facial expressions.

With love and a substantial bribe that Alonso can't pay you,

Robert Kubica.
Francesc

Snap Matt
QUOTE (Francesc @ Aug 21 2009, 11:37) *

...and you want that with a baked potato AND chips?
Snap Matt
QUOTE (Francesc @ Aug 21 2009, 11:37) *

"Why do we only get male streakers opposite the Williams pit?"
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Francesc @ Aug 21 2009, 20:37) *


Rosberg watching footage of the 2006 Brazilan GP where he ruined Marks and MS's race lol

or

"Where's my hair gone?"
ItisI

Nico: Who farted??


Kubica: huu huu huu, that was you dude! And you'r doing it again!
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