Nico looks on with shock as the large video screen scrolls news that Williams have signed Nakajima until 2020!

Badoer: So Michael, you think I did a good job in FP1?

Luca: What music are you listening to Michael?

Michael: For the nigga who be talkin loud and holdin his dick
Talkin shit, he better LAY LOW
For the bitch that said I shot some shit up out of my dick
Now she sick, she better LAY LOW
...

Luca: .. You should wear that cap on your ear noob!

Charming lyrics. Thanks for sharing.

Badoer: So Michael, do you think this is a good time to float my plans for a Ferrari caravan?

Look ! We both have the same hairdresser ...

MS: No need to worry Luca, I'll care about Kimi not beating you in quali.

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!




(One for Vettel ;) )

Kimi giving ALonso a wedgey! lol "pulling his under pants up from the rear"

RB: Have you heard where that dwarf fool is sending us to race next? BAGHDAD.

Barrichello left unimpressed by Button's attempts at telekinetic drinking.

RB: Where the hell is the Brazillian flag behind me?

MS smiling after Alonso-Heidfeld incident and show tongue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBkMcq02tdI

'.. you see Fernando, when you don't wear ridiculous clown clothes and you know how to wear a cap properly, you don't need to carry around a pit pass.'

"Its all yours Fernando, im done with this ****"

Alonso - I dont speak Finnish

Kimi - I don't speak Spanish!

caption this

Vettel *screams* : Mark, you have something between your teeth!

By stealing the crust from a seagull, then giving it a "hard bastard" stare, Webber hoped to show the rest of the field that he wasn't a man to be messed with.

"Honest, Mario, I didn't put them up to it."

Bahahahaha!!!

I new it, he's one of the reptilians

Barrichello: "So, what do you think? Does the beard arrangement make me look like a badass, or a disaffected member of Generation X?"

JB: Dunno Ruby, I think it makes you look more like someone who wears tightpants....

wtf

RK: "Did you see the Alonso run into Nick in fp2? Hahaha."

KR: "Hehehe. Yeah. Did you hear that Badoer got fined for speeding in the pitlane? 4 times man. Hahaha."

RK: "Bwahaha!!! I haven't heard anyone do THAT before. And we thought F1 wouldn't be as funny without Piquet."

What's with the bullet proof vests?

I think they're packed with ice.

Next year Michael will be sabotaging you as well as laughing at you

MS "missed me, freddie.....at least it will not be my neck hurting....wonder if heidi was hurt enough to need some legal attention, I know a good lawyer who will be available very soon, named max...."

MT: what am I to do next year, may be I could make some money doing an ad for max????

BE: "Soo sorry dude, but that job is closed for next year as I already agreed to be staring in those ads for max's services as a lawyer ...I will be singing ..HIRE mAX, HE GOT ME MY MONEY, BILLIONS, BILLIONS, AND HE CAN DO THE SAME FOR YOU...."



and for the first time, I will not have to be lying out my butt....

Am i missing something here? What pic are you refering too?

What do you mean it's not Marmite!!

Webber's pics are pure gold for this sort of thread.No idea why people just seem to take snaps of him at the wrong time,but it's hilarious.

I think it's that he has a higher number of "wrong times." Makes me like him more.

Mark Webber has now successfully passed his Seagull training. He will be coming soon to a picnic near you.

No it's Vegemite ;)

I just found out what Ferrari is paying this guy! Can you believe how stupid they are?

Who said I look like a giant sperm?

♫ ♪ I come from the land down under. ♪ ♫

Probably taken by the same photographer that shadows Mark haha

I think you should try the Jean Alesi-grip on the steering wheel, you know like this. I promise it'll work

Michael tries to apply his sabotaging telekinetic magic in a more positive way.