MS: ... blah blah blah... drift wide on the exit of blah blah blah... and you need to adjust the brake balance ... blah blah blah... for turn 3... blah blah blah... 62.5 % rear... blah blah blah... followed by a short shift from....

LB: why did I agree to do this, I must be mad!!

MS: After you've set off from the grid youll approach this wall, but dont stop, its actually a corner and you can keep going...
LB: Interesting...

It's just like DC says, imagine it's one of Louise's nipples and you'll be fine...

Ermmmm... Michael. I don't want to sound rude, but could you please take your foot off my suitcase so I CAN GET THE F**K OUT OF HERE!!!!!!

Again an unlikely candidate swept the Idols-jury away yesterday evening with his version of 'Nesun Dorma'.

To himself: "Who says I made the wrong career choices?"

MS: 'I'm transferring all my powers to you!'
LB: 'I'm a little skeptical'

OR

Count Dracula at work on Jonathan Harcker who just came to his castle

The old guru to his flock: 'And now watch the race and sleep, SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP

That ain't working, that's the way you do it, Money for nothing......

chicks for free

"You must be ferocious, like a lion waiting to pounce on his prey. Oh yeah, and don't get lapped."

Luca thinking that he may want to wrap that chain around Michael's wrists if he don't shut up..or neck

"I'm sure they'll find your white cane soon."

Trust me Luca, this vulcan mind meld stuff really works.

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away

Luckily,yesterday I watched the race for only 15 minutes.

I am God!!!

Mika: Why didn't you go and watch Michael's farewell?

Kimi: I am having a shit.

MS: You see Luca, my neck doesn't really hurt! I just thought that, after pedaling around anonymously for ten years, without having properly tested the F60 nor having seen this place, you truly deserved this opportunity... Meanwhile I'll enjoy the mediterranean sun and, after Luca realizes he can't field a 3rd car next year, I'll head to Brawn where me and Ross can proceed with our cheating ways.
LB: Gee, thank u Michael!

wasted my time reading that BS
you could have just wrote, "I hate Schumy" fast and easy

Well, and why don't you just write "I love Schumy"?
I don't hate.

"And then I grabbed Ross by the lapels like this. I gently persuaded him that it would be a good idea to let me win a race."

That caption is uncool, I disaprove it.

Kimi, I'm your father.

Even better than the win was the feeling as he did a massive dump in Jenson's cockpit.

Correction:
Kimi, Ron is your father.... and I... I am your brother...
... he.. he did this to us... our mother had no choice...

"What's the car number i'm standing next too?"
"Nr. 20"

Where are my tits?

MS: See Luca, you hold the steering wheel with the tips of your fingers, like this! Then you stretch out your tongue until you've reached the KERS batteries.
LB: Right...

My my wife just told me she loves you!

The op just cost too much.

That last lap dance destroyed any staying power that I had.
Quick Mika, tell me one of your stupid jokes.

Other bloke who is NOT Mika: DON'T LIE TO ME KIMI, I KNOW THERE WAS 16 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE SHELF AND NOW THERE ARE ONLY 8, ADMIT IT, YOU NECKED MY BEER.





edit (ta for the heads up Ivanoff)

Mika - You were the chosen one!! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!

Kimi - I HATE YOU!!

That's not Mika.

Sure, I have some advice...the trick to F1 is to not be SLOW.

good point, tbh I was concentrating on the top shelf!

OK, that's the steering wheel bit, now let's talk about what the pedals do

You throw a rope at the car that's passing you and you keep your end firm in your hands, just like this

Haha, The right answer!

Not-Mika: "Kimi, did you read the latest Lewis's interview? He thinks McLaren is the most reliable car - ever!"

Most people knew that already. Still, it can be Mika for the sake of the caption.

Rubens public defaecation on the Valencia podium soon led to imitation by other members of the f1 fraternity

Rubens: Common, Where are the tears??? ... Damn! that botox!