"Hey, Toseland, steal my engineer, will you?"

Jr: "Flavio said I had to do it or he'd wear the thong again"
Sr: "The horror...the horror"

Fisi: "Now are you sure there are no bulls near Maranello? With all this read about woah lol"

Nelson Jnr: "Niki Lauda said you have the worst eyebrows he's ever seen. Should I go and tell Max that Alain Prost deliberately spun off in the 1984 Austrian Grand Prix so that Niki could win?"


Mechanic: "Well, there is that Spanish guy everyone keeps talking about ..."

Who dears ringing my doorbell while we were ritualy killing Pique ... i mean, while we were ... playing ... uuh ... Some poker!

Jr: I could cry right now daddy, come here .. I want to cry on your shoulder pappy! HUG ME!
Sr: WTF!!!!?????

Nelsinho: I swear, paps, that nasty old Flav guy, he groped me once again.
Nelsao (thinks): What have I done to deserve such a wimpy offspring?

Alonso "and make sure that barrier is extra padded for my team mate to crash into"

Most Haunted Live returns

Yvette Fielding hiding under the sheet.......

Alonso: Thats Lewis' house over there. He told me it's ok to build on his land so ummm....... yeah put my pool in his back yard

Flavio stars in the new hit comedey 'My two sons' lol

The boring technical talk soon has Smedley drifiting back to childhood:

....Have a little Fisi on a little dishi, when tha boot comes in....

See that corner?? That's where I'm getting my 6/10

I probably look stupid for asking this question but has this picture been photoshop?? Something's not right...

Thanks guys for the happiness i get when reading your caps

Fernando Alonso was today seen opening a roundabout in his home town of Oivedo. Alonso denies the reports, claiming that his yellow, black and white outfit is a part of his new deal with Brawn.

Of course not. We can't see the thong under Flavio's Messiah outfit.

Alonso starts working off his 100 hours community service as punishment for his role behind the scenes at Singapore 2008

The only thing thats not right is that mullet in Alonso's neck ... Or is that Flavio's thung that Alonso is wearing on his head? Must have been a kinky party!

But a big for Flacio, you can say what you want about this fella, but he sure has a great taste for things. ( not that burka he is wearing! I mean the house )

After much soul searching Fernando Alonso has decided that should the Singapore scandal end his career he is to go into the building trade, it cant be that difficult. He decides to get some practise in.

Alonso - Dont forget the brown sauce on my sausage and egg buttie, and I have 2 sugars in my tea. Cheers love!

Either I'm having a sense of humour failure or this page is full of fail.

No it's Flavio at his Tuscan beach resort. As I said before, it is not actually Fernando but a double produced at Flavio's facility, the Fisi is a double too, this Fernando will be the one taken to the WMSC meeting. And as you can see he means business. The Fisi is on order and is due to be a popular line for the rest of the year with numerous race seats already secured.

"I am Zoltan, and I can desintergrate you with just a point of my finger!!

Who's the fugly chick in the blue top up there?

i find all these joke really funny

Flavio: "You don't keep your mouth shut about tomorrows crash, you'll be stuck driving this the rest of your career..."

Spectator-"Keep watching, then for no reason, the kid just hooks it into the wall"

Cop-"We should show Max..."

12:05pm.
Bernie- "Alright, Flav, but DON"T let Max find out...."



12:06pm.
Bernie- "You should hear what Flavio's planning..."



12:07pm-2:00pm.
Piquet- "11....12.....13.....14.......Guys- I got it. Let me in..?"

Singapore '08 cont.






BE- "Yello?"

MM- "Bernie, Max."

BE- "Waazzzzzuuuup?"

MM- "Waaaaaazzzuuuuuuuuuuuupp. Look, does Flav know i know?"

BE- "Nah. He's standing right beside me. Happy as a pig in s--t "

MM- "Exxxccellent.. Now I can get rid of him, we can undervalue the team, force Renault to sell and buy it cheap"


BE- "Gotcha. But to make it look like it I'm not the executioner here, we should wait a while until you pounce...Maybe a whole 12 months"

MM- "12 F---ING MONTHS""

Excellent sequence of photos and captions, but, the one I like the most, is the last one.

Cheers. Had an idea to to this all night. Once I saw that pic, I L'dMAO and thought it would be a good fit.

Renault fans I'm just having a little fun. No offence intended.

Haha well done!

Ha, Ha!! Funny stuff!

That's very good, the killer photo is the fifth one.

Yeah that is the two houses that are to be demolished, do the one with the sign in front that says "welcome home 2008 world driving champion" first and then the other one that says "ron's home

Bernie getting an urgent call for he and Flavio to return to the ugly farm ASAP!

Welcome. To the sacred halls of the F1 masons. In here we pull strings and wear thongs.
All who seek the guidance of the eternal shining light may enter. Be warned. You will see things that cannot be unseen.
But first - join us in this little diddy:

All: Who wears a thong underneath his robe?
Who has that enourmous boat?
Flav do! Flav do!

Fisi: Who made Ferrari make the call?
Nando: Who makes Piquet take the fall?
All: We do! We do!

All: Who rigs the race of Singapore?
Who thinks Piquet is a bore?
All: Flav do! Flav do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ-KZyniB4c

In that picture, Briatore indeed looks like a happy pig in shit.

" Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the pit wall, are walking into a trap, as is your Renault fleet. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the secret radio-transmissions. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best Stormlawyers awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the WMSC will be quite operational when your friends arrive..."

I just scared myself.

Sent from the year 2024 by Connor-Button Racing Team Principal Jenson Button-

The CYBORG T-2000. Its mission: to salvage the 2009 season.








Little do they know that Team Skynet-McLaren Mercedes sent back

a newer, stronger, more advanced cyborg to stop it-

The LH 2010- it will not rest til its mission is complete.

Bwahahahaha Classic

Fitting of the V.3.0 Neural Sensing Scanners.


Final Prototype.

Images courtesy Skynet-McLaren Mercedes. c.2024

To make sure of even competition, 'Future' Jenson also sends Rubens some help...

URGENT MESSAGE:
ATT: All LH.2010 Prototypes.
We have discovered a programming error.
You should be searching for the '2009' Version of Button.
Do NOT attempt under any circumstance to eliminate the '2024' Version.
We have sent data comparisons of each Button below. Please Install. Proceed with CAUTION.
Skynet-McLaren Mercedes

2009


2024

FA: "Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?"
Man: "How much?"
FA: "None at all,"

With Fernando's input, the new bypass was completed 0.6 seconds ahead of schedule.

great posts