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Gypsy
The last few posts have been sheer class! Especially loving the JB/Tony Blair one and all the Hitchhiker's references. Keep them coming! lol.gif
sreevishnu
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 7 2009, 08:09) *

dude, your pictures and captions are excellent lol.gif up.gif clap.gif clap.gif
BRK
QUOTE (Tarvoke @ Sep 7 2009, 12:13) *
FA: "Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?"
Man: "How much?"
FA: "None at all,"


In a universe parallel to our own,I suppose Hamilton would be a terrestrial version of Prefect and Flavio Zaphod.

(OT-miss the man's work.Wish he was still around with us today)
Tony Matthews
QUOTE (BRK @ Sep 7 2009, 21:25) *
In a universe parallel to our own,I suppose Hamilton would be a terrestrial version of Prefect and Flavio Zaphod.

(OT-miss the man's work.Wish he was still around with us today)

What we need, then, is an anti-matter Yelsom Xam.
showtime
Odvan
QUOTE (showtime @ Sep 8 2009, 00:40) *

Finally in Ferrari!
Odvan
Guess who is who.



showtime
QUOTE (Odvan @ Sep 7 2009, 22:46) *
Guess who is who.



1:Button
2.Buemi
3.
4.Massa
5.Alonso
6.
7.Hamilton
8.Kovalainen
9.
10.Trulli
11.Kimi
12.Glock
13.Vettel
14.Rosberg
15.
UPRC
QUOTE (Odvan @ Sep 7 2009, 17:46) *
Guess who is who.



Seems off topic, but I'll bite.

1. Raikkonen
2. Buemi
3. Button
4. Massa
5. Barrichello
6. Webber
7. Hamilton
8. Kovalainen
9. Heidfeld
10. Trulli
11. Sutil
12. Glock
13. Vettel
14. Rosberg
15. Badoer
J-Raid
Actually the 5th IS Alonso. That photo is mythical

And about the 6th ROFL, I was thinking if Danica Patrick had already joined F1! ROFL

The 8th is priceless too
BRK
QUOTE (Odvan @ Sep 8 2009, 01:46) *
Guess who is who.



1. Kimi
2. Buemi
3. Button
4. Massa
5. Alonso?
6. Webber
7. Hamilton
8. Kovalainen
9. Heidfeld
10. Trulli
11.
12. Rubens
13. Vettel
14. Rosberg
15. Grosjean? Or Fisichella.
Mandzipop
QUOTE (Odvan @ Sep 7 2009, 21:46) *
Guess who is who.



1) Kimi
2) Buemi
3) Button
4) Massa
5) Alonso
6) Fisi
7) Hamilton
8) Heikki
9) Heidfeld
10) Trulli
11) Webber
12) Rubens
13) Vettel
14) Rosberg
15) Sutil
noikeee
Vettel and Buemi haven't aged.
Crazy Ninja
QUOTE (Odvan @ Sep 7 2009, 21:46) *
Guess who is who.



Buemi's a dead giveaway, that pic was took at Spa last weekend.
werks prototype
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 6 2009, 08:58) *


Im not avvin it Max, it was this winda cleana that broke both my bloody windas last wednesday
Mandzipop
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 6 2009, 08:58) *


Right scissors, paper stones.

Max wins with his paper against Bernies stone.
wewantourdarbyback
QUOTE (Odvan @ Sep 7 2009, 21:46) *
Guess who is who.


erm Rubens was born aged 40 it seems.
werks prototype
QUOTE (wewantourdarbyback @ Sep 7 2009, 23:04) *
erm Rubens was born aged 40 it seems.


That's nothing. Hamilton was born Lando Calrissian
Gypsy
I want a number 3! He was so adorable. Still is, of course, apart from the bloody beard.
Orin
QUOTE (paranoik0 @ Sep 7 2009, 22:18) *
Vettel and Buemi haven't aged.


Nor Trulli, he wears exactly the same expression today. Great photos.
gm914
I posted this is the Badoer thread after he blamed the Press for
his performance in the Ferrari. You guys seem to like my humor,
so here it is in the Caption Thread for those who missed it.



I have found proof that the Press WERE to blame...Badoer was right all along!








Press: "Hi, Luca, Associated Press. Quick interview...??"
Luca: "Whattdya f**king crazy? Gettoffa da damm car! "
Press: "Is there a reason your running 1-3 seconds slower than your teammate?"
Luca: "'Cause you strapa yourself to my car!! Idiota!. You weigh me down! I dont see where I go!"
Press: "So you're saying Kimi's running lighter...? Do you think the impared vision could affect your qualifying position at all??
Also, your car seems to understeer quite a lot more than Kimi's. What do you attribute that to? Not enough time in the F60...?"
Luca: "GETTAOFFADAF++KIN'CAR!!!"
Press: "Well there it is folks, Luca Badoer, certainly struggling here in Formula One this weekend, back to you in the studio...."
Francesc
QUOTE (Odvan @ Sep 7 2009, 21:46) *
Guess who is who.




15 I think is De la Rosa
gm914
QUOTE (Francesc @ Sep 8 2009, 12:59) *
15 I think is De la Rosa


15 is Webber. Look at that butt-chin close.
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (showtime @ Sep 8 2009, 06:40) *


Blonde woman on right talking to guy - "Hey but that champagne bottle was meant for our 15th wedding aniversary celebrations!!"
carliterature


Despite his numerous victories, Fernando still gets caught out by the surprise of the cork popping...
gm914
QUOTE (carliterature @ Sep 8 2009, 15:17) *


Despite his numerous victories, Fernando still gets caught out by the surprise of the cork popping...

So much so, it blows him clear off the podium!!
Odvan
QUOTE (Francesc @ Sep 8 2009, 20:59) *
15 I think is De la Rosa

Grosjean.

#3 is Button, but who is number 11??
ItisI
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 8 2009, 17:52) *
I posted this is the Badoer thread after he blamed the Press for
his performance in the Ferrari. You guys seem to like my humor,
so here it is in the Caption Thread for those who missed it.



I have found proof that the Press WERE to blame...Badoer was right all along!








Press: "Hi, Luca, Associated Press. Quick interview...??"
Luca: "Whattdya f**king crazy? Gettoffa da damm car! "
Press: "Is there a reason your running 1-3 seconds slower than your teammate?"
Luca: "'Cause you strapa yourself to my car!! Idiota!. You weigh me down! I dont see where I go!"
Press: "So you're saying Kimi's running lighter...? Do you think the impared vision could affect your qualifying position at all??
Also, your car seems to understeer quite a lot more than Kimi's. What do you attribute that to? Not enough time in the F60...?"
Luca: "GETTAOFFADAF++KIN'CAR!!!"
Press: "Well there it is folks, Luca Badoer, certainly struggling here in Formula One this weekend, back to you in the studio...."


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Fallout
QUOTE (Odvan @ Sep 7 2009, 22:46) *
Guess who is who.



11 is Nakajima. We all know that.
()qo3lav1236
who is 7?
ItisI


Blond woman: Jezus Peter! I thought you would keep Alonso from the speed, are you going to explain to the press why Fernando is screaming 'Im tha Tony Hawk' and is doing his invinsible skateboard act!?
UPRC
QUOTE (()qo3lav1236 @ Sep 8 2009, 17:02) *
who is 7?


Hm.. Maybe Kimi..
ItisI
QUOTE (()qo3lav1236 @ Sep 8 2009, 21:02) *
who is 7?


FAIL
gm914
LMAO look at 16. lol.gif


credit to nicheracing-pf1 board.
ItisI
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 8 2009, 21:10) *
LMAO look at 16. lol.gif


credit to nicheracing-pf1 board.


Badoer?
Henrytheeigth
Wahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa biggrin.gif yea must be....
Gypsy
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 8 2009, 16:10) *
LMAO look at 16. lol.gif

Now that is funny! roflmao.gif
Buckethead
QUOTE (ItisI @ Sep 8 2009, 23:06) *
FAIL


or maybe a joke?
ItisI
QUOTE (Buckethead @ Sep 9 2009, 06:10) *
or maybe a joke?


Autosport forums and jokes dont mix, we are nerds you know?!
wewantourdarbyback
QUOTE (ItisI @ Sep 9 2009, 17:34) *
Autosport forums and jokes dont mix, we are nerds you know?!

I'll have you know I'm a Geek. None of your nerdy nonsense.
Fallout
QUOTE (ItisI @ Sep 9 2009, 18:34) *
Autosport forums and jokes dont mix, we are nerds you know?!


I think you mean clowns. We are a bunch of clowns, believing we know alot about F1, when in reality we're all dressed up in nice pyjamas and wigs and ..

Eh .. right. On-topic, Fallout!
Gypsy
QUOTE (ItisI @ Sep 9 2009, 12:34) *
Autosport forums and jokes dont mix, we are nerds you know?!

Then God knows why this thread has survived so long, and made so many people laugh.
gm914
. "This team is in thiiiiisssss muuuuuchhh shiiiiiiiiiit.........."
primer
Scudetto
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 9 2009, 12:51) *
. "This team is in thiiiiisssss muuuuuchhh shiiiiiiiiiit.........."


Well done.
wewantourdarbyback
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 9 2009, 20:51) *


Our father which art in heaven.....




please let Nelsinho crash on Sunday triggering an unexpected safety car at the right point.


Amen.
ItisI
QUOTE (wewantourdarbyback @ Sep 9 2009, 22:21) *
Our father which art in heaven.....




please let Nelsinho crash on Sunday triggering an unexpected safety car at the right point.


Amen.


roflmao.gif
werks prototype
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 9 2009, 20:51) *


Ow
Mandzipop
I'm just going to alter the prayer

Our Flavio,

who art in money heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy race fixing come,
thy wins will be done,
in Singapore thanks to Nelson
Give us this day our safety car.
And hope the fia dont find out,
As Nelson crashes the car. No investigation from afar
I was not told of the strategy
but deliver us from Max.

For thine is the ING-dom,

the win and the glory,

for ever and ever.

Amen


For anyone that is religiously offended, I apologise. It is a version of the King James version of the Lords prayer, not the Catholic version. However my translation F1-wise is so bad I think I have just made a prat of myself.
Gypsy
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 9 2009, 15:51) *

"Wow! Lewis really is the second coming!"
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