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skinnyman
Heikki struggling with rear-end grip stoned.gif

Kooper


Norbert & Mika go for a spin during happy hour....


hoping nobody from Johnny Walker spots 'em stoned.gif smile.gif
Supersleeper
QUOTE

Lewis credits his recent success to testing in something with exactly the same handling characteristics as the MP4-24.
Kooper



Hey Max, he who laughs last, laughs the loudest! wave.gif
gm914
The fallout from the scandal. "Whatever happened to...?"



Pat Symonds: Banished from the F1 community, 'takes up' gardening in the countryside.


Briatore: Also banished and fined, 'takes up' space...


Alonso: 'Takes up" bocce.





I've left Piquet's fate to the Gods...Or you guys. What does Nelson Piquet Jr 'take up' to dull the pain of being Nelson Piquet Jr.??


{i have a couple, want to see how creative you can be first drunk.gif }
OfficeLinebacker
QUOTE (skinnyman @ Sep 9 2009, 21:12) *

The NASCAR road course event in Montreal was won by a drunken Mercedes Benz lorry driver.

zoombie
QUOTE (skinnyman @ Sep 10 2009, 02:12) *
Heikki struggling with rear-end grip stoned.gif


is that some sort of stunt driving demo or has the pic been photoshop?
awesome pic though can't believe you can get a truck to do that...
zoombie
QUOTE (Kooper @ Sep 10 2009, 03:17) *

The name is Dennis, Ron Dennis.
Slowinfastout
QUOTE (zoombie @ Sep 10 2009, 00:07) *
is that some sort of stunt driving demo or has the pic been photoshop?
awesome pic though can't believe you can get a truck to do that...


duh..

Look at the red thing sticking out with a wheel at the end of it.. I'd bet there is the same thing on the other side that keeps the whole thing from tipping over.

I guess the point is to learn what not to do when these things aren't there to save you, out on the real roads wink.gif
zoombie
QUOTE (Slowinfastout @ Sep 10 2009, 05:11) *
duh..

Look at the red thing sticking out with a wheel at the end of it.. I'd bet there is the same thing on the other side that keeps the whole thing from tipping over.

I guess the point is to learn what not to do when these things aren't there to save you, out on the real roads ;)

it is because of the red thing that i thought it might have been photoshop tongue.gif
zoombie
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 10 2009, 04:16) *
With refueling being banned, many former F1 mechanics have gone mad!!

(the source of this image said ms garden...i can't believe he would have that in his garden smile.gif

Briatore seen with one of Max's


Alonso dreaming of a red day

gm914
Not sure if you got the jist of where i was going, but ok wave.gif
Craven Morehead



Grandfather, quit grabbing my arse; people are watching.
zoombie
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 10 2009, 05:24) *
Not sure if you got the jist of where i was going, but ok wave.gif

nah i got it but couldn't think of anything relating to that line so... blush.gif
gm914
"Whatever happened to...?"

Nelson Piquet Jr.- Lives in his fathers shadow for 40 years.
'Takes up' Politics. Becomes President of North Korea....


it's a proven strategy...
klyster




Which one is pregnant again?
Andy35
QUOTE (Odvan @ Sep 7 2009, 21:46) *
Guess who is who.




1 = Justin Timberlake
2 = That boxer chap.
3 = No idea
4 = Robbie Coltrane
5 = No idea
6 = Rachel thingy, that girl off S club 7
7 = Lewis Hamilton
8 = Timmy Mallet
9 = No idea
10 = No idea
11 = John Slewyn Gummer.
12 = No idea
13 = Seb Vettel
14 = No idea
15 = Looks quite old, it's not Brendan Foster is it?

I doubt I'll get an A grade with those guesses, even though we have the current low standards to get one biggrin.gif

Regards
Andy
Captain Tightpants


Ron Dennis: "I'm proud to present the new McLaren MP4-12C, built entirely by McLaren's automotive division; no-one else had any input into the makings of this, the world's finest supercar ... wait, what do you mean 'It looks like a Ferrari F430'!? I don't know what you're talking about. Who told you that? There's not a drop of anything Ferrari in this car."
ItisI


Ron Dennis, only sunglasses dont make you incognito.
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Craven Morehead @ Sep 10 2009, 14:25) *


God has a weird sense of humor!

Or

Flavio taking pity on the visually and mentaly impaired...
showtime


Taxi
QUOTE (showtime @ Sep 10 2009, 17:10) *


Walk on Fernando. Walk out of that Renault crash. Lets find you a nice place to rest and a cosy red suit shall we?»
Gypsy
QUOTE (showtime @ Sep 10 2009, 12:10) *

"Fernando, stop following me. And while I've got you here, stop telling everyone you're coming to Ferrari next year!"
hobbes
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Sep 10 2009, 07:46) *


Ron Dennis: "I'm proud to present the new McLaren MP4-12C, built entirely by McLaren's automotive division; no-one else had any input into the makings of this, the world's finest supercar ... wait, what do you mean 'It looks like a Ferrari F430'!? I don't know what you're talking about. Who told you that? There's not a drop of anything Ferrari in this car."



biggrin.gif up.gif
Hole
QUOTE (primer @ Sep 9 2009, 23:57) *



RD: Look how hairly my arm is.
Seb S.
glorius&victorius
QUOTE (Seb S. @ Sep 10 2009, 20:30) *


crooks!!
skinnyman
QUOTE (zoombie @ Sep 10 2009, 06:07) *
is that some sort of stunt driving demo or has the pic been photoshop?
awesome pic though can't believe you can get a truck to do that...


Demo, another one:

RodrigoL
Supersleeper
QUOTE

Heikki in his 2010 driving role.
PNSD
QUOTE (Seb S. @ Sep 10 2009, 21:30) *


Both, "Bollocks!"
zoombie
QUOTE (RodrigoL @ Sep 10 2009, 22:17) *


Fisi prepares to give the last kiss goodbye aka kiss of death.
BiH
QUOTE (RodrigoL @ Sep 10 2009, 16:17) *



for some reason I was roflmao.gif considering fisi was in force india just a week ago its not like he hasnt seen the force india crew for years
Kooper


Heikki: Martin just confirmed I'll have a seat at Mclaren next year up.gif
Kooper


FI guy: "Fisi, you know neither Kimi dolphin nor Sutil can ever come between us."
Just waiting
QUOTE (Seb S. @ Sep 10 2009, 15:30) *


"Flav and I talked to Nelson, but it was Nelson's idea.....


"I never talked to nelson but if i did, it was nelson's idea, and if it was not nelson's idea, then it was not mine and anyway, I never said it, but who is this guy next to me, it must have been his idea....why is he just standing? Don't he have a bus to fall under.......so hard to get good help this day, where is Dave Ryan when you need him.......
gm914
"Everyone hold on to something... this is gonna be a bumpy ride."

Just waiting
QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 11 2009, 00:16) *
"Everyone hold on to something... this is gonna be a bumpy ride."


was that Dave Ryan that just went under that bus? Dam, just when I needed him......
shonguiz
gm914
QUOTE (shonguiz @ Sep 11 2009, 01:39) *

With no confirmed drive for the 2010 season, Heidfeld practices kerb-jumping in his backyard...
Captain Tightpants


Flavio: "I have to ask: what is this straw hooked up to? It's delicious! So thick and tasty."

Alonso: "... It's hooked up to your ear, Flav. You're drinking your own ear wax."

Flavio: "I'm going to choose not to hear that." *slurp-slurp*




Nick Heidfeld practices his gymnastics routine, featuring the Crazy Dave into Hello, Boys!"
gm914

Renaults Pit Board.



Summoned by the Board.


Counting the weeks. Bored.
ItisI


** 5 mins for hungaroring Q-ing **
OUT OF MY WAY, COMMING THRU!!!! ... NEW WINGS / CHASSIS AND BODYWORK FOR LEWIS!!!
Francesc
Enkei
QUOTE (Francesc @ Sep 11 2009, 11:50) *


'DOH roflmao.gif
wewantourdarbyback
QUOTE (Francesc @ Sep 11 2009, 10:50) *


Anyone else asks me about Alonso and I'm putting Badoer back in the car.
ForeverF1
QUOTE (Francesc @ Sep 11 2009, 10:50) *


Oh! God, what has Flavio done now?
showtime
QUOTE (Francesc @ Sep 11 2009, 11:50) *


Emilio Botín: Luca, why is this paper saying "don't tell the press we've signed Alonso" here?
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Francesc @ Sep 11 2009, 19:50) *


Emilio Botín: "Ok now cover your eyes so you can't peak at the answer, now tell me what is 1+1?

Luca: Eh coza?
werks prototype
QUOTE (Francesc @ Sep 11 2009, 10:50) *


What have I become. A member of a red jacket banking cult. Y'know as a young prince I had once had aspirations of joining perhaps the mysterious Thule Society or maybe even the knights templar, I got the occult symbolist tatoos done on my arms and everything, I even told Felipe to toughen up and he started making the two horns symbol on the podiums. But now this, a Spanish banking cult. I tell you I leave soon for Italian party politics. Silvio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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