LdM- "Deeza jokes- How you say on internetz.....? *a-palma-to-da-face* "

Dad, could you please raise my allowance

Luca: "Argh! That guy ... in the front row! Light ... shining off his bald head ... too bright!"

TeamPiquet confirm entry for 2010 grid.


Piquet Snr. - "Budget, favouritism 'shouldn't be an issue'... ".

Luca: * positions his hand as a cap, to block the sun * ... Emilio, why do Indians look in the distance like this?

Because they cant see sh!t like this;

"It says we've failed our Butlins Redcoat auditions"

Oh, Fisi!

You look sooooo beautiful in red!!

My heart will break each time I see you drive past our garage, please blow us a kiss. How will I ever be able to have eyes for anyone else???

Oh, actually wait a minute!




Nevermind! See ya Fisi!

That looks like it will hurt when I back it in to a wall.

Emilio *thinking* ... 'KAKA! ... This english is a darn difficult language, i have no clue what it says!!'

Emilio: *cough* ... 'Luca: Dear Emilio, i wish you a warm welcome at first, we are very happy to have a new partner like Santander, with whom we are beginning a very important and long term collaboration. We share common values, such as striving for excellence, a passion for competition, an international approach and, last but by no means least, the colour red.'

They do this even for motorcycles, so that one can learn what to do, when one the bike. Imagine you are screaming around a corner and the road suddenly is blocked ahead of you. It's good to learn how to crash without getting hurt..

Vijay Mallya is quick to deny reports that Quentin Tarantino will be joining Force India for the rest of 2009.

Host "Luca do you remember that time at a British Holiday camp and that cleaner you fell in love with - well she is here tonight, Sue Pollard!!!! Hi de hi"

PK "so which lap do you want to spin out on then?

The Usual Suspects - The Remake

Even a publicity photo shoot isn't enough to distract Liuzzi from his ventriloquism practice.

And now Luca, few words about Italian prime minister ?

FIA determined to make Symonds confess

Briatore: "I'm done, it's all over"

Happier times.

lol!

Flav :- "What do you think of my wife eh?"

Pat :- " I can't really comment on that. Umm...

Flav :- " Oh come on Pat, what do you think?"

Pat :- " It's rather unusual for a man of your age to be with her. Er, counter-intuitive. "

Flav :- " I'm going to forget this conversation ever existed. Oh, hold on, Nelson is at the door for the briefing.

Regards
Andy

Before the nervous breakdowns

Flavio: "Dear Junior. See u in court. Hugs & kisses, Flav."

Briatore: "What's this? 'My dad can beat up your dad. Love, Nelson. HA-HA!' That's low. I'm going to make sure that whichever one of you bastards gave Piquet my phone number goes down with him."

"to the Piquets; duck you piece me shiv"

[for anyone whos tried to text something nasty and ended up sending this...thanks T9.]

OMG what are you doing? Phillip Morris never read the contract fully, never mind out loud and to a press conference!

"So just to confirm Luca, it says here you have to wear the jacket all season long... for the next 5 seasons."

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The reaction to Flav walking down the pits looking to sign drivers to replace Piquet was quite predicatable...

"Crash-Gate?? I'll just jump-over Gate..."

The vehicle Flav's sitting in texts him to let him know he's over the vehicles weight limit...

50 year old guy?

Put it back in yer wallet, fella. No one mature enough cares.

Patrick tries a new method for keeping his chin up.

Head: Hello? ... HELLO? .. Who is there? ... I C-A-N-T H-E-A-R YOU!!! ... This is how you use a mobile phone right?

Left guy * thinking * it would love to have a piece of that butt! yam yam!

Guy to the right: ... Hey pssst, hey kid ... want a candy?

Mario's fitnessvideo, Part IV

Today's excercise: Balancing and do a 1 arm pushup

"Dear Mr Briatore, your order for 1 dozen extra-large waist "Mini-schlong thongs" is now available for collection ...."

Luca cleverly conceals his iPhone and wonders why his Grindr app is flashing up somebody who looks a bit like an ex-driver from Renault...

new revolutionary method to make Heikki improve his race pace

Patrick realises that Frank has put superglue on his thumb... again

"... did you say 6 tenths..?

Anthony: "Mr. Ecclestone, can you please escort Miss Nicole to the parking lot?"

Bernie: "Which one?"

Anthony: "The one in Los Angeles..."

Looks like nobody saw Adrian coming in. Mission accomplished. Now onto reaching the condom machine without being seen.

Lewis is mildly impressed with Sutil's post race chat up skills

Anthony: " So Lewis' next race is in Timbuktu. We think it'll be nice if you fly there early
and surprise him. I'm arranging the flight as we speak. A car will pick you up"
*texts- S-H-E-S- A-L-L- Y-O-U-R-S- I-N- 10- M-I-N-S-.






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