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noikeee

Sep 15 2009, 21:07

QUOTE (Owen @ Sep 15 2009, 21:37)

U R TOAST LOL LUV MAX

Slowinfastout

Sep 15 2009, 21:43

QUOTE (D.M.N. @ Sep 15 2009, 16:18)

Bernie: 'Hmmhheh... c'mon, levitate a little bit higher and you'll be allowed on the grid.'

barnardferrari

Sep 15 2009, 21:50

After years of trying, puppeteer Bernie Ecclestone has finally perfected invisible strings.

nordschleife

Sep 15 2009, 22:49

QUOTE (D.M.N. @ Sep 15 2009, 13:18)

Security! Remove this man he is without official accreditation.

Hi, Bo! Did you get your all-access pass? Well, here's a spare just in case.

Henrytheeigth

Sep 15 2009, 23:23

QUOTE (D.M.N. @ Sep 16 2009, 06:18)

Bernie - "Behold, dots shall appear on your tie!"

superstring

Sep 16 2009, 01:06

QUOTE (Owen @ Sep 15 2009, 13:37)

U R TOAST LOL LUV MAX

Captain Tightpants

Sep 16 2009, 05:45

Bernie: "I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil creatures to create the most evil creature of them all!"

Ari: "It turns out it's man."

(Bonus points if you know where I got it from.)

gm914

Sep 16 2009, 06:21

QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Sep 16 2009, 01:45)

Bernie: "I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil creatures to create the most evil creature of them all!"

Ari: "It turns out it's man."

(Bonus points if you know where I got it from.)

Just waiting

Sep 16 2009, 06:21

QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 15 2009, 12:45)

I posted this in the 'Kimi vs Lewis in the same car' thread, but I guess it's a sensitive topic
and was instantly deleted. I thought it was worthy though, so here it is...

QUOTE

QUOTE
Kimi vs Lewis in the same car

Sorry, but when I saw your Topic Title this is all that came to mind...

Lewis: "...now cut the chicane left..No, your OTHER left..!"
Kimi: " For sure don't make me get out of this car!!"

This post has been edited by gm914: Yesterday, 12:47

looks like kimi is already ahead

Most intelligent post in that entire thread

Greem

Sep 16 2009, 11:40

QUOTE (Seb S. @ Sep 10 2009, 21:30)

Pass me the pen, Flav. I'm applying for a job in NASCAR's race control unit...

Greem

Sep 16 2009, 11:43

QUOTE (Vitesse2 @ Sep 12 2009, 21:40)

What the hell do you mean, U R FIRED?

Captain Tightpants

Sep 16 2009, 11:55

I'm surprised this one hasn't been done yet:

May the Force India be with you.

Tarvoke

Sep 16 2009, 12:48

QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Sep 16 2009, 13:55)

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

Orin

Sep 16 2009, 12:54

QUOTE (Owen @ Sep 15 2009, 21:37)

U R TOAST LOL LUV MAX

gm914

Sep 16 2009, 13:10

"A message to Flavio Briatore..."

Rob

Sep 16 2009, 13:18

QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 16 2009, 14:10)

Renault is the sausage. They are forked.

halifaxf1fan

Sep 16 2009, 13:37

Stick a fork in it. Yup, Flavio is done.

potmotr

Sep 16 2009, 13:39

Briatore and wife..

gm914

Sep 16 2009, 13:40

QUOTE (halifaxf1fan @ Sep 16 2009, 09:37)

Stick a fork in it. Yup, Flavio is done.

Thank-you.

OfficeLinebacker

Sep 16 2009, 14:00

QUOTE (Chewie @ Sep 15 2009, 10:54)

I threw away six points, has anyone seen them?

What? NOTHING! Erm, just my six tenths here, mate.

wewantourdarbyback

Sep 16 2009, 14:20

QUOTE (OfficeLinebacker @ Sep 16 2009, 15:00)

Fernando Alonso yesterday tried to distance himself from the Renault crash allegations.

nordschleife

Sep 16 2009, 14:22

QUOTE (potmotr @ Sep 16 2009, 06:39)

Briatore and wife..

Flavio's worst day is better than any of our best days.

gm914

Sep 16 2009, 14:25

QUOTE (nordschleife @ Sep 16 2009, 10:22)

Flavio's worst day is better than any of our best days.

Maybe- but at night, I can sleep.
And I don't have to hang upside-down to do it...

ForeverF1

Sep 16 2009, 14:25

QUOTE (potmotr @ Sep 16 2009, 14:39)

Briatore and wife..

Whoa, mea, I never ordered noa crasha.

cheapracer

Sep 16 2009, 14:26

QUOTE (potmotr @ Sep 16 2009, 21:39)

As I've previously said, with those looks and his money I'm positive Flav is Buy Sexual...

Frogman

Sep 16 2009, 14:27

QUOTE (potmotr @ Sep 16 2009, 15:39)

Briatore and wife..

"You know, I quit my job today"

QUOTE (potmotr @ Sep 16 2009, 15:39)

"O, come here, you're still my daddybear"

QUOTE (potmotr @ Sep 16 2009, 15:39)

...
"What? You ... quit ... your ... job? You can't afford me if you're unemployed!"

"Come on baby ... I thought I was you daddybear?"

gm914

Sep 16 2009, 14:31

BTW, can somebody photoshop a "$$ In it for da money $$" Tramp-Stamp on her?
Much obliged.

cheapracer

Sep 16 2009, 14:35

QUOTE (Mandzipop @ Sep 15 2009, 03:46)

Pat Symonds "Wow, like your new yacht Flav".

Flav "Thanks, I made'da sum'da extra money after da Singapore race last'da year"

ItisI

Sep 16 2009, 20:09

Henrytheeigth

Sep 16 2009, 20:14

QUOTE (ItisI @ Sep 17 2009, 06:09)

John Lennon if he was still alive...

Victor_RO

Sep 16 2009, 20:19

QUOTE (ItisI @ Sep 16 2009, 23:09)

Blimey, it's DC! I forgot that I inadvertently light-fingered his SPECIAL FOLDER...

ItisI

Sep 16 2009, 20:19

Flavio: OMG! ... O M F G! ... Now i realize i have a problem with elderly women! ... Seriously, how old are you? Your like ... 23 / 24! Thats just ... Way to old! CIA!

Henrytheeigth

Sep 16 2009, 20:37

QUOTE (ItisI @ Sep 17 2009, 06:19)

Flavio places hand on heart and thanks God for his beautiful blessings...

R2D2

Sep 16 2009, 21:03

wrighty

Sep 16 2009, 21:06

QUOTE (R2D2 @ Sep 16 2009, 22:03)

'he said ok!!'

Desdirodeabike

Sep 16 2009, 21:37

QUOTE (D.M.N. @ Sep 15 2009, 22:18)

QUOTE (Slowinfastout @ Sep 15 2009, 23:43)

Bernie: 'Hmmhheh... c'mon, levitate a little bit higher and you'll be allowed on the grid.'

Lol. Brilliant. It actually looks like he is hovering

Nicely spotted.
Someone put a dark cape on Bernie and he would be like the emperor. Only wrinklier.

F.M.

Sep 17 2009, 01:07

halifaxf1fan

Sep 17 2009, 01:32

Stefano, I'm in a bit of a bind here - can you help a guy out?
Why are you laughing Stefano?, this isn't funny.

philhitchings

Sep 17 2009, 02:31

QUOTE (F.M. @ Sep 17 2009, 02:07)

and the world thinks PK spilled the beans

amateurs!

gm914

Sep 17 2009, 10:55

Star wars reference for Gypsy...

Luke: Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.
C-3PO: But, Master Luke, what magic? I couldn't possibly...
Luke: Just tell them.

Owen

Sep 17 2009, 11:13

QUOTE (wrighty @ Sep 16 2009, 22:06)

'he said ok!!'

Buttoneer

Sep 17 2009, 15:17

Stephano carries away 0.2s as down payment.

Henrytheeigth

Sep 17 2009, 15:21

QUOTE (OfficeLinebacker @ Sep 17 2009, 00:00)

Let's do the time warp again!

giacomo

Sep 17 2009, 15:34

Flav: Holy shit, this is so 1994.
Pat: Worse.

PNSD

Sep 17 2009, 15:38

QUOTE (Buttoneer @ Sep 17 2009, 16:17)

Stephano carries away 0.2s as down payment.

Henrytheeigth

Sep 17 2009, 15:54

QUOTE (gm914 @ Sep 17 2009, 20:55)

Star wars reference for Gypsy...

*sniff*

Crazy Ninja

Sep 17 2009, 15:59

QUOTE (Buttoneer @ Sep 17 2009, 16:17)

Stephano carries away 0.2s as down payment.

ItisI

Sep 17 2009, 18:54

FA: Capisco! ... I spit on the ground Kimi walks on! Él no es un buen tiempo la cabeza de basura de pelo, escupió en el pelo!!!
Dimo: I have no clue what you just said Fernando, but it sounded sexy!

Greem

Sep 17 2009, 20:10

QUOTE (F.M. @ Sep 17 2009, 02:07)

Domenicali: So, Fernando, I'll leave the briefcase with the FIA evidence file just round the back of the motorhome here, you just make sure Noble gets it, eh? We'll talk about 2010 later on then, eh? Ciao!

Henrytheeigth

Sep 17 2009, 22:35

QUOTE (OfficeLinebacker @ Sep 17 2009, 00:00)

The Alonso clone leaving the Mclaren clone factory....

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