Ari Vatanen: "My name is Lt. Ari Vatanen and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight council members. Eight World Motorsport Council Members. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the meeting happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into the circuit, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Renault. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a f***in' air-o-plane to teach Renault lessons in sportsmanship. Renault ain't got no sportsmanship. They're the foot soldiers of a cheating, Alonso-favourin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Renault uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Renault team, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their cars that we leave behind us. And Renault won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their team endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And Renault will be sickened by us, and Renault will talk about us, and Renault will fear us. And when Renalt close their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?"
WMCS members: "Yes, sir!"
Ari Vatanen: "That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Renault scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will get me one hundred Renault scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Renaults. Or you will die tryin'."

And DeLaRosa.... lol

well, McLaren didn't win the WCC title in a while, but they sure deserve the title as the Most Gay Team in F1. Not even Renault's driver suits are THIS gay

The next Polish Pope practicing the hand wave

awesome

they had just signed the 2010-2015 contract 30 minutes before..........

No, Luca's giving him an NCIS-style headslap for his involvement in Singapore.

can't wait to see him in a red driver suit

Well, I hope you've got a lot of patience. And even if he does make it to Ferrari for 2010, I am going to laugh so much if he sucks.

Also, this is the caption thread, not a place for your Alonso propaganda. Unless it is in the form of a caption.

Lewis stuck this where?????

Replacing Johnny Rotten as the new singer of the Sex Pistols...........

it looks like a leather strap with hooks. Why would he need one....?

Dumb and Dumber

DC: No look stupid at me! First, wash all car. Then wax. Wax on...
SV: Hey, why do I have to...?
DC: Ah ah! Remember deal! No questions!
SV: Yeah, but...
DC: Hai!
[makes circular gestures with each hand]
DC: Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important.
[walks away, still making circular motions with hands]
DC: Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.
DC: Go, find balance.
[chuckles]
SV: [starts to drive away]
DC: Banzai, Vettel-san.
SV: Banzai!

Zer gut.

New evidence in Crashgate case:

Bloody hell, Bernie still alive in 2020???

You may not know it, but Bernie has signed a deal with the U.S. Military and several clones of him at the age of 50 have already been created and placed in stasis in a warehouse in Area 51. And they will invade the world about one microsecond after the real Bernie dies.

This surely deserves something

Kimi - "They have been pumped up with the KERS system right?"

Best thread ever

Was that car's design part of the Addendum to a certain 800 pages manuscript Ron knew nothing...ok, a little about??????

Let me show you your new room in the motorhome, it's huge, it used to hold a fully staffed bar and an ice cream parlor........

"WE ARE SO FU@#ED!!!!!!!!!

Ahh Martin.... that one was a performance bonus for Kimi.

Did you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed???????

My comment was in reference to the picture of Alonso in a Ferrari red racing suit.... Alonso propaganda? you are a paranoid to say the least.

And Alonso never sucked in any car, why would he suck in a Ferrari, unless it's the car that sucks (something we will be able to figure out from Felipe's performance)

In order to control his drinking, his rage, and his appetite for Magnums, Kimi switches to chubby chasing.

Sign this tit




(sorry)

"So thats turn 17 there?

"hmmm, victory coming"

I don't see any small birds in the picture....

"...and one of you will betray me for 30 pieces of silver..."

All the girls know that Kimi likes to drink, so everyone has a "chance".

And you Guys said no way will Nelsino Piquet ever get another drive!

OK but don't call me a tit

"Wadda you meana - Silvio Berlusconi he invite-a you to a party but not me?"

Kimi: Err, no, they're not the biggest tits in F1 - I've just seen Flavio and Pat collecting the last of their things...

Poor Kimi, you can ee from his face that he is probably thinking "you gotta be kidding me, hyppo"

"Look, look, FLAV, no thong, no thong...!!!!!"

i dont know is that worse then flav's thong?

What is it with you guys posting horrible pics like that?

"I call them Flavio and Pat."