Lol

Lobato: "Am I a friggin psychic or what? You still want those lottery numbers?"

Agassi; look man! this is the famous viborator with foam head, model 'LaSEX', used it on Steffi last evening, you should smell it.

RG: Can I have it?
FA: ......
RG: Do I get it?
FA: Get what?!
RG: Can I have it?
FA: Have what?!
RG: The, the.....
FA: ...Ferrari contract? Na, that's my mine sorry..
RG: the six tenths?
FA: No! The six tenths are mine!! Well, you could go through Nelsinho's lawyer if you wish....
RG: The six tenths are exclusive to Renault.
FA: No, no, no.... they are mine.
RG: Sorry.... that's what the gaffer said.
FA: I'll give 'em back....
RG: ...already sent to Nelsinho, sorry.

what's so special about 24?




25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I was fired....for wininng 50% of possible WDC titles while I was there...where is their loyalty.......the last two years, I made a total of 98 million dollars from Ferrari, not counting the extra for doing some ads....and then there was the severance of 40 million or so for next year...but after that?????....... what am i going to do for a job and money??????

.....oh god, what has happened to me, my life is ruined, how will i ever be able to afford ice cream ...........oh, woe is me.....

maybe I can file for unemployment benefits....maybe felipe baby will hire me to wash his car......

Hey bro, can you spare a dime....

33.(3)%

*Alonso holds invisible box*
FA : "Here you go, Romain, I have a special gift for you. It is my 6/7/8/9 tenths!"
RG : "Wow thank you Fernando!"
*Grosjean takes invisible box*
FA : "Hehehehehe. Idiot."
*Alonso puts 6/7/8/9 tenths back in his pocket*



To be continued....

(I'm guessing the person in this picture is Lobato, not Andre Agassi)



Lobato: "So tell us, Fernando - who do you have to thank for the Ferrari drive?"

Alonso: "Well, first of all, it was Luca di Montezemolo."

Lobato: "Yes, but who set it all up?"

Alonso: "I have my manager to thank for that; I trusted him enough to let him do it all."

Lobato: "And on the Ferrari side? Who do you think suggested you in the first place?"

Alonso: "I ... don't really know."

Lobato: "You don't think it could have been someone close to the team?"

Alonso: "Absolutely. That goes without saying."

Lobato: "No, I mean someone like a sponsor, or maybe a close personal friend and confidante?

Alonso: "If I had to guess, I'd say Stefano Domenicalli."

Lobato: "Nobody else?"

Alonso: "Well, Michael Schumacher for one. Felipe Massa, maybe?"

Lobato: "I'm thinking someone ... closer to home."

Alonso: "... No, no-one springs to mind."

Lobato: "But you do agree that this has been in the works for a while, yes?"

Alonso: "Oh, for sure. I signed a pre-contract a while ago for 2011."

Lobato: "So who do you credit with greasing the wheels a little?"

Alonso: "I can't rightly say. The planets just aligned the right way and it became a possibility."

Lobato: "You have had a lot of support, though. Fans, sponsors. Journalists."

Alonso: "For sure, every driver does. And, like every driver, I'm very thankful for their support."

Lobato: "They've certainly been a very loyal fanbase. Do you think they could have played their part?"

Alonso: "While I do thank them, I'd like to think I got the drive based on my ability. Not because someone kept sending letters to Maranello."

Lobato: "But you agree they could have had some small say? Maybe tip the balance in your favour?"

Alonso: "Well, they certainly could have, but nothing was ever mentioned."

Lobato: "That just about settles it, I think."

(*ten minutes later, Lobato makes a call*)

Lobato: "Miguel, are you listening? Yes? Good. I want you to run a front page story tomorrow. Alonso. Yeah, I want a full spread, maybe continue it on pages two, three, four, six and seven. The headline? I'm getting to that: 'Alonso thanks La Marca and Lobato for Ferrari drive'. He just told me so himself. As his closest friend and trusted confidante, we'll run an interview with me; uh, pull up one of those publicity shots. There should be one on file. Okay now, for the main body of the story, I want--"

"33, 333, 23, who is counting except when it comes to ice cream bars...and for being at ferrari, my pay will total only a mere $187 million for three years of driving....but who is counting except you fan boys of Lewis and freddie............i think i will steal one last ice cream bar before i leave....."

Mine is bigger than yours...

"Behind me? Oh, those are my best days."

Eddie Jordan, what are you thinking?

Ill wait in the van then, yeah?

"Did that Stefanovic guy back there say he was looking for drivers?"

Oh, I should go to talent-school first?

Mick, I am your brudder, gimme a lift

wheeling out Kimi's fridge

Romain Grosjean: "Hey Fernando! Now that we know you're going to Ferrari next year, does that mean I will become team leader?"
Fernando Alonso: "With that hair?"
Romain Grosjean: "Yeah, teehee"

i'm telling you Felipe....HE knew..

"What do you mean? I can't put it on the sunlounger before 6am?"

Regards
Andy

oh, dude, I see you have a screw loose here... lemme fix it for ya...

Ferrari's new staff initiation process: force them to fight a motorised cubicle.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5428/gte17.jpg

Nothing unusual about it at all, more mechanical grip and on the outside you go...

"thank God he consummed all the stock last night"

What do you mean no more pre-practice hug?

I want Nelson back!

Force India is that way?

Gay

The IceMan arrives for free practice......

look, jew jest go past da chicken an hit da wall.

Dees com wit a matched set wit a very, very big watch..very big in Ibiza dis jear.

Delivering McLaren's successful e-bay bid.

After I shake Bernie's hand, I always count my fingers!

Ahem.

ahem what?

We have to fit Renaults 6 tenths for next year.

Jordan ? thinking ? interesting idea...

as a side note did anyone catch the luxurious offices of FOM in the background ?

This is how Alonso will be transported to Maranello...

Don't mind us, Robert. New rules from the RedBull camps.
If your name is not Sebastian, you need to have a chin-butt...

Kubica thnking - I wonder who the father is...