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philhitchings
QUOTE (shonguiz @ Oct 2 2009, 17:45) *


Despite Simon Cowell's advice, Kovie's X factor audition isn't going well


How come there's an icecream van in my parking space?
Captain Tightpants


"It's close to midnight, and somethin' evil's lurking in the dark ..."



"What do you mean, 'Nicole's bought into the team?'!"
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Oct 3 2009, 08:46) *


"Lewis you do remember that you can not keep the trophies you win right?''
craftverk
QUOTE (gm914 @ Oct 2 2009, 21:32) *

Guy with the drill: "Hey, Robert, this thing is almost as pointy as your nose."

Robert: "lol, almost"
sprocket


What do you mean "there is a big Red refrigerator full with Magnums at the back of the garage" !?!
skinnyman


Guy: "Adrian is outside kissing Nicole"
Lewis: "Where, where, I want ménage à trois with them"
UPRC
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Oct 2 2009, 19:46) *

Lewis gets the bad news. Adrian won't be his bed.. er... teammate next season.
CoolFiltered


MW: "Kimi Raikkonen!?, no mate never heard of him, I've always liked Magnums"
Conny_Mary
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Oct 2 2009, 20:29) *
This is how Alonso will be transported to Maranello...

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Welsh
QUOTE (shonguiz @ Oct 2 2009, 17:45) *

McLaren guy "The Team exit is that way"
philhitchings
QUOTE (sprocket @ Oct 3 2009, 00:52) *


Lewis fails miserably to impress the team with his cross-eyed stare
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (gm914 @ Oct 3 2009, 06:32) *


And we hear the theme music to Robo Cop playing...
barteks
QUOTE (pitflaps @ Sep 14 2009, 00:04) *

Is it the guy who dropped BMW engines on the way to the paddock? cat.gif
gm914

Kimi: "Just wait 'til your 3rd season. There's s fair bit of this.....happy seat-fitting up.gif "
klyster
QUOTE (gm914 @ Oct 3 2009, 23:33) *

Kimi: "Just wait 'til your 3rd season. There's s fair bit of this.....happy seat-fitting up.gif "


Bwahahaha, no caption needed, that photo is just so dodgy biggrin.gif
slideways
I have never seen that photo!! lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif
BiH
QUOTE (Orin @ Oct 2 2009, 13:42) *
Delivering McLaren's successful e-bay bid.


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TheSaltire
QUOTE (shonguiz @ Oct 2 2009, 17:45) *


Yes, Heiki. The unemployment office is over there. Would you like a letter of reference?
Just waiting
QUOTE (gm914 @ Oct 3 2009, 18:33) *

Lewis: "Freddie never was that sweet to me....but I guess that explains why Couthard was such a fan of Kimi"

Kimi: "Do NOT worry, Lewie
just bend over and close your eyes
and kimi will give you a big surprize!!"

LH "I just hope Adrian does not find out....but i guess it explains where freddi got the extra .6 "
Henrytheeigth
I dont think alonso is enjoying it much! Hahaha
beancounter


"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You did not see me and Sutil walking down the paddock hand in hand, and you most definately did not witness us making out behind the garage afterwards - I merely went in for a handshake and our lips accidentally met. Believe me, it happens. Three, two, one... You're back in the room."

BrendanMcF
QUOTE (Psymon @ Oct 2 2009, 13:08) *


..... I'll get my coat
beanoid
QUOTE (philhitchings @ Oct 2 2009, 13:56) *
How come there's an icecream van in my parking space?


phil roflmao.gif
bond
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (bond @ Oct 4 2009, 17:48) *


Rubens thinks - Those pins are Jenson, those pins are Jenson!
wewantourdarbyback
QUOTE (slideways @ Oct 4 2009, 02:45) *
I have never seen that photo!! lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif

Nicely photoshopped.
beancounter


Rubens practicing his next victory pose
Francesc



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Welsh
QUOTE (Francesc @ Oct 4 2009, 11:19) *

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Talk to the hand as the....... oh no I got this wrong!!!!!!!
Welsh
QUOTE (Francesc @ Oct 4 2009, 11:19) *


hummmmm Betty - I've done a whoopsy on the tracksy
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Francesc @ Oct 4 2009, 21:19) *


The guy on the right reminds me of this guy -

Welsh


Alonso "That's the last time I let you play with the tube of Viagra"
philhitchings
QUOTE (Francesc @ Oct 4 2009, 11:19) *


...and I turn into 130R



and then Bam!!
Just waiting
QUOTE (bond @ Oct 4 2009, 01:48) *

Kimi: "Hey Rubens, real men do not hide their body art under their arm....
glorius&victorius


and this guy reminds me of ron dennis (if he had been able to carry on his fetish futuristic fantasies)
Welsh


Button "Waiter WAITER, I've got a bird in my soup"
TheSaltire


"It's so good to have someone on another team that I can talk to. I think my job is in danger at McLaren."
Welsh



Glock "hey you, if you think this is bad, wait till you see what Schumacher is wearing"
peroa
QUOTE (TheSaltire @ Oct 4 2009, 16:44) *
"It's so good to have someone on another team that I can talk to. I think my job is in danger at McLaren."


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Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Welsh @ Oct 5 2009, 01:48) *


Glock "Yes I did slow down to let Lewis through at Brazil last year!"
Welsh


Chairman "ok that is 3 coffees' and 2 teas'"

Frank Williams "AAAAAAArgh but I want a whiskey"
barnardferrari

"Seriously, Kimi, how did you get them to pay you so much to not drive next year? These Santander people just shut the door in my face."
barnardferrari


"So, what do we think? Is there room around this table for 14 chairs? Elbow room is already pretty tight."
"Can't we just get a bigger table?"
"No, Mario. Sorry."
philhitchings
QUOTE (Welsh @ Oct 4 2009, 15:48) *


D'you wanna take the lens cap of that?
philhitchings
QUOTE (barnardferrari @ Oct 4 2009, 16:02) *


...and the gap between Lewis' car and that bloody ice cream van was this close. I ask you, what idiot thought of putting an ice cream van in my parking space?
Henrytheeigth
Guys they are speaking Finish, who the hell knows what they are saying! lol biggrin.gif
philhitchings
see my previous post ;)
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (philhitchings @ Oct 5 2009, 02:38) *
see my previous post ;)



Ah yur an interpreter huh? Haha
philhitchings
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Oct 4 2009, 16:39) *
Ah yur an interpreter huh? Haha


Yoursh..eye...ahm
mountford





Too easy!
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