Kimi thinks "hmmmm ice lolly"

Norbet thinks "cake, Cake, CAKE! ah man I lurve CAKE"

"See it is not my fault...I just found out I need glasses.....watch out lewie babi, I got my eye on your job...err both eyes on both your jobs...errr four of your jobs...okay I give up, how many fingers are you holding up.... Oh my, i just saw that lewis is black and that ron dennis is not sitting on the pit wall and what is kimi doing sitting in my car......"

They do if it matches their jeans. My gaydar just exploded.

Look, my ssshoes match my nailsss!

This darn hat really brings out the red in my cold sore.

The whole team had heard about a nude photographer making the rounds, with the exception of Big Eddie who was in the men's room when they got the news.

Nick Heidfeld demonstrates the new "dual use" helmet and overalls with integrated privacy curtain.

A "clock"? Where I come from we call that a "joggery woggery"!

Heikki: If you are going to take my 2010 seat im going to *smack* *baf*, and with a yoko geri *kick* *slap*, and after a mawashi *hurt* *bonk*, and the final i take your head between my hands and give you a knee strike to face!

Kimi: STFU Heikki this isn't NASCAR.

Nick "Thank god I can have a quick pee whilst no-one is looking " *ZZZZzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

EARLY IN THE DAY.........



Damn..... they didn't tell me it was uphill to the McLaren garage.

A LITTLE LATER ON.........



Yes, Heiki it's your job to go out and distract Kimi.

A LITTLE LATER......

Heiki does his job well.



MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE MCLAREN GARAGE..........



MW: Haug said these things were good. I just can't stop eating them.

A LITTLE LATER......



LH: What do you mean all the Magnums are gone! Who is going to tell Kimi?

A LITTLE LATER.......



NH: Well Kimi, I've been um... sent over here to um... to tell you um.... that all the Magnums um... well they sort of um... melted on the way over to the garage.



NH: (Thinking to himself) I wonder if he believes me?
KR: (Thinking to himself) They expect me to believe that line of Bulls*&t.......

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE MCLAREN MOTORHOME........



MW calls an emergency FOTA meeting to head off the latest scandal....
LIEGATE2 (a/k/a The Disappearing Magnum Scandal)

Bravo

This made my day!

Right first item on the agenda at this emergency meeting:, who knows wtf "yutaw taw" means

News of Flavio's "resignation" reaches the Renault garage.

Thats not a knoife!

I've said it before, I'll say it again: You guys are hilarious! Best thread ever!

Black widow

Timmy Mallet's disappearance is finally explained

I just found out something funny about this picture. I know some people on Facebook who was there when this picture was taken. Apparently this girl had absolutely no idea who Alonso was. She asked my friend after each driver "who was that?". She did it with Vettel also. Just there for the buzz I guess. lol. There was a lot of people there both men and women who didnt know the names of any of the drivers.

She also said a lot of people left in the middle of the race when all the excitement had died down. Not really F1 fans then most of them. But I dont really blame them either.

Witness X is amongst us...

Good job

What do you think will happen if we loosen that wire attached to Lewis' KERS unit?

Ross: You know, at Ferrari we used to refer to Rubens as 'the Bitch' when he wasn't around.

Jenson: Oh! Because he whines? Because he gets beaten a lot? Because he's good at taking orders?

Ross: I was only kidding, Jenson. You're worse than I am, haha!

Whats pedro de la rosa doing in a toyota suit?

[Standing a few feet away from Glock...]

"Is that blood on his leg?"
"Yeah, looks like he's bleeding quite badly"
"Do you think we should help him?"
"Aren't we getting another one for next year?"

Ross "and then there was the one year when Rubens ran out of fuel at Brazil, well we laughed."


Howlett "Just wriggle it a little bit"

Left guy: Que Bernie? Pleasio stand upio and tell mio againo!! Howlett, que Bernie saying?
Howlett: Something like 'aaarrgggg, ... ... heart attack'
Right guy: Aah, capisco .. we needio aggressive attackio on Lewis.
Left guy: Aaah, gracia Bernio ...

** engine start on the background, vroom vroom **
Jenson: Ross, do you know i really hate you you ugly piece of shit?! I did your wife this morning ... *laughs*
Ross: WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU!! you little prix and you little doll girlfriend ... you aren't going to finish the next 2 races so Rubens will be WDC, you wannabe 'WDC' *Laughs*
Jenson: WHAT? ... RUBENS WHAT???

Brawn scratching his buttcrack with both hands, auch auch auch .. Those crabs are a pain in the poop!

** engine goes vroom vroom on the background **
Jenson: BRAWN YOU GOT A HEADPHONE, YOU WANT BOTH WDC AND WCC HE? SO LISTEN, YOU SHUT MY EARS RIGHT NOW!!!!
Brawn: Oke ...

Too easy!


- Mr Brawn. Ferrari just paid me not to drive for them. Now I'm offering you the opportunity to pay me half than that for not driving for you. I need yor answer before tomorrow evening before I'm heading off to Red Bull.

Haha looks like Kimi thinks he's holding a can of spray paint...

hmm..Mr Brawn seems to have stacked on the kilos & taken to wearing Mclaren Shirts.

Kimi does look as though he's just been told that he hasn't been picked for the team.

KR : Hey, Norb, do you believe that Ron really has the answer to the dichotomy of good and evil? Sometimes, Norb, I think the moral dualism of our western society only promotes hatred and fear, as well as placing a lesser value on our materialistic, meaningless lives..

NH : (to self) Is... Is that an ice cream van? Ooh, I could just die for a Cornetto.


KR : Norb, I am thinking so hard these days. What is out there in the universe, in the stars? Are we alone in this world? Does this planet live a lonely existence, condemned to eternal solitude? Does our existence mean something, perhaps, to a Higher being? Are we destined for a new life in a world beyond our own? Tell me, Norb. I know you have the answers.

NH : (to self) Hmm, maybe a 99 instead. Now, let's see. How much is a 99 again.. *checks wallet for change*

'Henrytheeigth'



NH: What? What? WHAT? ... What did you just spraid on the back of our McLaren bus? 'Haug is a fat tw@t'?

NH: I see you are negotiating with someone else


KR: I did everything to keep it secret...

Brawn: "Be careful, Jenson: Red Bull are going to come at you sideways."

Button: "Given the way Webber lost it at Denger, I'm expecting them to."



Ferrari release Raikkonen from his contract with a forty-five million Euro payout and a consolation stripper.

(Yes, I'm known as interludes over at GTP.)

Kimi: (chew chew... smack smack...chew chew)...45 million... plus free food...!



All that Kimi misses is a huge chain around his neck with a prancing horse hanging on it....

Kimi gets hit by a wayward champagne cork during the post race celebrations at the Japanese GP

Max eyeing up his next victim thinks "why is this loony wearing blue glasses"