Howett: "I don't care how much it hurts, Timo. If your leg is still attached, you're racing tomorrow!"
Flav: "Have you seen my wife, Max? You'll know her when you see her; her breasts look like this."
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Howett: "I don't care how much it hurts, Timo. If your leg is still attached, you're racing tomorrow!"
Flav: "Have you seen my wife, Max? You'll know her when you see her; her breasts look like this."
Panasonic/ToyotaF1 unveil their new Formula One-inspired laptop.
QUOTE (gm914 @ Oct 6 2009, 23:38) 
Is that a camera in your thong, or u just happy to see me....why can not I find a billionaire in adult size....
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KR : Hey, Norb, how much can you pay me NOT to drive for you.....
NH : Hmm, sorry that position remains filled as we are still paying alonso....
KR : Hey, Norb, how much can you pay me NOT to drive for you.....
NH : Hmm, sorry that position remains filled as we are still paying alonso....
Bernie: "She's so thin that you should watch what I do when I put my hand on her back!"
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Oct 7 2009, 16:50)
Beast and the beauty..
Bernie: Finally, I'm getting myself a Mini-Me
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Oct 7 2009, 11:37)
Beast and the beauty..
But where is the beauty?
QUOTE (Buckethead @ Oct 7 2009, 20:16)
But where is the beauty?
I think shes hot, just ageing is all
QUOTE (Buckethead @ Oct 7 2009, 11:16)
But where is the beauty?
in the eyes of the beholder ...
QUOTE (peroa @ Oct 7 2009, 10:34)
in the eyes of the beholder ...
They had this question on The Weakest Link a while ago.
"According to the well-known phrase, what is beauty in the eye of?"
The poor sod answered, "The tiger."
QUOTE (Rob @ Oct 7 2009, 10:45)
They had this question on The Weakest Link a while ago.
"According to the well-known phrase, what is beauty in the eye of?"
The poor sod answered, "The tiger."
"According to the well-known phrase, what is beauty in the eye of?"
The poor sod answered, "The tiger."
Sorry for posting these
This one should be easy:
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 7 2009, 06:54)
Sorry for posting these
Pictures of Jenson celebrating? Why, I never!!!!!!
If I don't do it, someone else will ...
Jenson: "Not only can I drive faster than Rubens, but I can pee further than him, too!"
Jenson: "Not only can I drive faster than Rubens, but I can pee further than him, too!"
[quote name='Captain Tightpants' date='Oct 7 2009, 06:50' post='3912908']
who is she? is she pregnant or is that her belly (gosh i hope she doesnt read this if she is not pregnant..)
who is she? is she pregnant or is that her belly (gosh i hope she doesnt read this if she is not pregnant..)
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 7 2009, 10:54)
Sorry for posting these
dont be sorry.. jenson in some serious squirting action
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 7 2009, 11:01)
This one should be easy:
we are presenting you the latest hearing devices
QUOTE (glorius&victorius @ Oct 7 2009, 06:29)
who is she? is she pregnant or is that her belly (gosh i hope she doesnt read this if she is not pregnant..)
Don't worry. I think she'll just be pleased you don't think she's a man...
NL (whispers) : "Bernie, did you know we can see the people on the other side of this web camera looking at us?"
Both of them (quietly) : "Hehehehehehehe. They don't know we can see them looking at us on Autosport forums."
"Jess, take it easy next time!"
Someone had to do it
QUOTE (Don_Humpador @ Oct 7 2009, 11:36)
Both of them (quietly) : "Hehehehehehehe. They don't know we can see them looking at us on Autosport forums."
QUOTE (Psymon @ Oct 7 2009, 09:04)
Offtopic, but..
Is that Jessica Whatsherface beside Jenson? This is a good picture. I like it when I see pictures of F1 drivers away from the sport and just being, well, normal.
i wonder why we see so little of Jessica on TV, i mean she > Nicole but bouncing boobs > what has she done?
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 7 2009, 21:01)
Now which face got burnt again??
Pit radio - "Now!"
Pit radio - "Now!"
QUOTE (gm914 @ Oct 7 2009, 03:32)
Don't worry. I think she'll just be pleased you don't think she's a man...
Hahaha!
Who IS she anyway?
QUOTE (superstring @ Oct 7 2009, 19:47)
Hahaha! Who IS she anyway?
Who IS she anyway?Jeff McPherson. Elle's brother.
QUOTE (superstring @ Oct 8 2009, 00:47)
Hahaha! Who IS she anyway?
Who IS she anyway?Slavica Radić, his ex wife, now very wealthy.
QUOTE (Psymon @ Oct 7 2009, 13:04)
the couple's porn shoot audition does not got well
QUOTE (Don_Humpador @ Oct 6 2009, 11:38)
KR : Hey, Norb, do you believe that Ron really has the answer to the dichotomy of good and evil? Sometimes, Norb, I think the moral dualism of our western society only promotes hatred and fear, as well as placing a lesser value on our materialistic, meaningless lives..
NH : (to self) Is... Is that an ice cream van? Ooh, I could just die for a Cornetto.
KR : Norb, I am thinking so hard these days. What is out there in the universe, in the stars? Are we alone in this world? Does this planet live a lonely existence, condemned to eternal solitude? Does our existence mean something, perhaps, to a Higher being? Are we destined for a new life in a world beyond our own? Tell me, Norb. I know you have the answers.
NH : (to self) Hmm, maybe a 99 instead. Now, let's see. How much is a 99 again.. *checks wallet for change*
That was great! I can just picture Kimi as the quiet philosopher.
"So, Jenson ... how did you lick the opposition in Monaco?"
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Oct 8 2009, 20:12)
Billboard outside a mental institute..
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Oct 8 2009, 10:16)
Billboard outside a mental institute..
"You don't have to be an F1 driver's girlfriend to be crazy, but it helps!"
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 20:23)
A mechanic has just shoved his jack up Shuey's ass...
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 10:23)
"Michael we've cancelled Kimi's contract, you'll have to sabotage Fernando's races from now on"
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 10:23)
A talking parrot with headphones.
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 10:23)
Ooooh MATRON!!!!!!!!!!
Caption time this 
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 21:01)
The size of Mark's anus after redbull shafted him a few times this season...
"Kovalainen there.What can this man do? On a charge. Battle has been joined. Is it going to be good enough? Over the hill. Off the track now. Into the gravel trap. That man. Kovalainen. Out of the session. That's not what he wanted."
QUOTE (Tobias @ Oct 8 2009, 21:11)
"Kovalainen there.What can this man do? On a charge. Battle has been joined. Is it going to be good enough? Over the hill. Off the track now. Into the gravel trap. That man. Kovalainen. Out of the session. That's not what he wanted."
Hahaha! Makes me wana watch qual again! Haha cant stop laughing!
We have signed Kubica for 2011 to partner Felipe - and Alonso thinks Kimi was screwed!
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 10:23)
Michael loved attending the annual gay cowboy fashion show - so many clothes, so little time...
Pedrosa found a rather unusual way to say "Hi mom" in the camera.
Is it just me, or should Alonso have this in his hand...?
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