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Captain Tightpants


Howett: "I don't care how much it hurts, Timo. If your leg is still attached, you're racing tomorrow!"



Flav: "Have you seen my wife, Max? You'll know her when you see her; her breasts look like this."
gm914
Panasonic/ToyotaF1 unveil their new Formula One-inspired laptop.
gm914


Just waiting
QUOTE (gm914 @ Oct 6 2009, 23:38) *

Is that a camera in your thong, or u just happy to see me....why can not I find a billionaire in adult size....
Just waiting
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KR : Hey, Norb, how much can you pay me NOT to drive for you.....






NH : Hmm, sorry that position remains filled as we are still paying alonso....
Captain Tightpants


Bernie: "She's so thin that you should watch what I do when I put my hand on her back!"
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Oct 7 2009, 16:50) *


Beast and the beauty..
LuckyStrike1



Bernie: Finally, I'm getting myself a Mini-Me
Buckethead
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Oct 7 2009, 11:37) *
Beast and the beauty..


But where is the beauty?
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Buckethead @ Oct 7 2009, 20:16) *
But where is the beauty?


I think shes hot, just ageing is all
peroa
QUOTE (Buckethead @ Oct 7 2009, 11:16) *
But where is the beauty?


in the eyes of the beholder ...
smoking.gif
Rob
QUOTE (peroa @ Oct 7 2009, 10:34) *
in the eyes of the beholder ...
smoking.gif


They had this question on The Weakest Link a while ago.

"According to the well-known phrase, what is beauty in the eye of?"

The poor sod answered, "The tiger."
Don_Humpador
QUOTE (Rob @ Oct 7 2009, 10:45) *
They had this question on The Weakest Link a while ago.

"According to the well-known phrase, what is beauty in the eye of?"

The poor sod answered, "The tiger."

roflmao.gif roflmao.gif
Jackmancer
Sorry for posting these roflmao.gif


Jackmancer
This one should be easy:



UPRC
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 7 2009, 06:54) *
Sorry for posting these roflmao.gif

Pictures of Jenson celebrating? Why, I never!!!!!! evil.gif
Captain Tightpants
If I don't do it, someone else will ...



Jenson: "Not only can I drive faster than Rubens, but I can pee further than him, too!"
glorius&victorius
[quote name='Captain Tightpants' date='Oct 7 2009, 06:50' post='3912908']


who is she? is she pregnant or is that her belly (gosh i hope she doesnt read this if she is not pregnant..)
glorius&victorius
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 7 2009, 10:54) *
Sorry for posting these roflmao.gif


dont be sorry.. jenson in some serious squirting action
glorius&victorius
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 7 2009, 11:01) *
This one should be easy:


we are presenting you the latest hearing devices
gm914
QUOTE (glorius&victorius @ Oct 7 2009, 06:29) *
who is she? is she pregnant or is that her belly (gosh i hope she doesnt read this if she is not pregnant..)

Don't worry. I think she'll just be pleased you don't think she's a man...
Don_Humpador


NL (whispers) : "Bernie, did you know we can see the people on the other side of this web camera looking at us?"



Both of them (quietly) : "Hehehehehehehe. They don't know we can see them looking at us on Autosport forums."





"Jess, take it easy next time!"

Someone had to do it frown.gif
Psymon
Orin
QUOTE (Don_Humpador @ Oct 7 2009, 11:36) *
Both of them (quietly) : "Hehehehehehehe. They don't know we can see them looking at us on Autosport forums."


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UPRC
QUOTE (Psymon @ Oct 7 2009, 09:04) *

Offtopic, but..

Is that Jessica Whatsherface beside Jenson? This is a good picture. I like it when I see pictures of F1 drivers away from the sport and just being, well, normal.
()qo3lav1236
i wonder why we see so little of Jessica on TV, i mean she > Nicole but bouncing boobs > what has she done?
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 7 2009, 21:01) *


Now which face got burnt again?? confused.gif
Henrytheeigth

Pit radio - "Now!"


Pit radio - "Now!"
superstring
QUOTE (gm914 @ Oct 7 2009, 03:32) *
Don't worry. I think she'll just be pleased you don't think she's a man...


Hahaha! roflmao.gif Who IS she anyway?
gm914
QUOTE (superstring @ Oct 7 2009, 19:47) *
Hahaha! roflmao.gif Who IS she anyway?

Jeff McPherson. Elle's brother.
ForeverF1
QUOTE (superstring @ Oct 8 2009, 00:47) *
Hahaha! roflmao.gif Who IS she anyway?


Slavica Radić, his ex wife, now very wealthy.
philhitchings
QUOTE (Psymon @ Oct 7 2009, 13:04) *


the couple's porn shoot audition does not got well
Desdirodeabike
QUOTE (Don_Humpador @ Oct 6 2009, 11:38) *

KR : Hey, Norb, do you believe that Ron really has the answer to the dichotomy of good and evil? Sometimes, Norb, I think the moral dualism of our western society only promotes hatred and fear, as well as placing a lesser value on our materialistic, meaningless lives..

NH : (to self) Is... Is that an ice cream van? Ooh, I could just die for a Cornetto.


KR : Norb, I am thinking so hard these days. What is out there in the universe, in the stars? Are we alone in this world? Does this planet live a lonely existence, condemned to eternal solitude? Does our existence mean something, perhaps, to a Higher being? Are we destined for a new life in a world beyond our own? Tell me, Norb. I know you have the answers.

NH : (to self) Hmm, maybe a 99 instead. Now, let's see. How much is a 99 again.. *checks wallet for change*

lol.gif up.gif That was great! I can just picture Kimi as the quiet philosopher.
Captain Tightpants


"So, Jenson ... how did you lick the opposition in Monaco?"
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Oct 8 2009, 20:12) *


Billboard outside a mental institute..
Don_Humpador
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Oct 8 2009, 10:16) *
Billboard outside a mental institute..


"You don't have to be an F1 driver's girlfriend to be crazy, but it helps!"
Jackmancer
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 20:23) *


A mechanic has just shoved his jack up Shuey's ass...
Orin
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 10:23) *


"Michael we've cancelled Kimi's contract, you'll have to sabotage Fernando's races from now on"


RSNS
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 10:23) *

A talking parrot with headphones.
Buttoneer
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 10:23) *



Ooooh MATRON!!!!!!!!!!
Henrytheeigth





Jackmancer
Caption time this smile.gif
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 21:01) *


The size of Mark's anus after redbull shafted him a few times this season...
Tobias


"Kovalainen there.What can this man do? On a charge. Battle has been joined. Is it going to be good enough? Over the hill. Off the track now. Into the gravel trap. That man. Kovalainen. Out of the session. That's not what he wanted."
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Tobias @ Oct 8 2009, 21:11) *


"Kovalainen there.What can this man do? On a charge. Battle has been joined. Is it going to be good enough? Over the hill. Off the track now. Into the gravel trap. That man. Kovalainen. Out of the session. That's not what he wanted."


Hahaha! Makes me wana watch qual again! Haha cant stop laughing! roflmao.gif
Gilles4Ever


We have signed Kubica for 2011 to partner Felipe - and Alonso thinks Kimi was screwed!
Orin
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Oct 8 2009, 10:23) *


Michael loved attending the annual gay cowboy fashion show - so many clothes, so little time...


Jackmancer
Pedrosa found a rather unusual way to say "Hi mom" in the camera.
gm914

Is it just me, or should Alonso have this in his hand...?
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