You love F1 or you dont ...

Call that a scar?!!! you should see my legs...
I have and you still look cute





Webber resorts to extreme measure to keep him in the fight for top dog at Red Bull.

"That new Vanish got the blood out a treat."

The additional precautionary visor protection had it's draw backs.

The additional precautionary visor protection had it's draw backs.

Earlier in the day.



Webber gets Massa's returning present ready.



Felipe "Niceth of Marketh to lend me thish balaclava todayth"

Massa: "Alright, which one of you bastards put the blinds over my visor and then wondered why I didn't see that spring coming?"

was that a spring?? i thought i saw a spring! guys did you just see a spring?? guys?

Massa's new peril sensitive visor passes its first test as Alonso enters the garage.

Now Mark, it's not very nice to make fun of poor Felipe that way ....

Finally, and as a welcome back-present Felipe Massa got his white visor.

Michael got a piece of metal inserted into his leg and that made him go faster, so now Felipe hopes the metal inserted into his head will do likewise for him...

The Alonso X Kimi fight:



Alonso (thinking): "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality..." Kimi: "Pay driver!"



Alonso: "Brains are taxed now, here's your rebate!"

Nico Rosberg tries in vain, to deal with his drinking problem...

Even straws hate Nico...

For men? Really?

Rubens Barrichello: "Got your eye on my seat at Brawn do you? Not if I can help it!"

Button: "Leave Vettel alone Rubens he's mine."

(BBC article title: Button eyes safety-first approach )

Kimi: "Me + Giancarlo have just realised we wont be racing for the Scuderia next year so they can shove their PR nonsense up their ****!"

Kimi: "Gaincarlo, stop! Where did you get that jumper?"

Renault experiments with a new transparent front wing

Back in five, going for a shit

Renault take radical action to reduce the overall cost of the "crash and win" tactic.

Renault mechanic: "Buggered if I know, this is how we always got it back from Nesinho!"

The pic thats hung up in a bulls stable....

RK : "Psst. Psst, Antonio, I was wondering whether you wanted to drive with me at Renault next year?"
VL : "Uh, no, I'm sorry, Robert.. I have many cards on the table.. You know how it is. Maybe ask Kimi, he doesn't have a contract for next year?"



Kimi : "Hahaha! Me, drive with you? Are you kidding, Robert? Dream on, haha. You crazy... But I tell you what, I'll put you in touch with Enrico, Fisi's manager."



Zanarini : "Hey, Pedro, Robert is looking for a teammate next year.. Would you like the seat?"
DLR : "Hmm. Iiiiinteresting. But I think maybe not... He should ask Vitantonio. He'd be a good teammate."



RK : "Hahaha, so now I've got you drunk, Tonio, you would like the seat for next year? I'm going to need answers soon."
VL : "AHAHAHAHA! Ian Philips got warned by Vijay? That's hilarious!"
RK : "You're not even listening to me..."



RK : "*sigh* Mirror mirror on the wall, who can I have as a teammate for next year?"
Mirror : "ALONSO!"
RK : "But he has a contract at Ferrari..."
Mirror : "Er... Um... ALONSO!!!"
RK : "Fine, fine.."



FA : "Me and you, Robert? No, we would not get on very well.. You have some tenths, I have some tenths.. Not a good mix I think. Ask Mark, he seems nice."



RK : "Hey Mark! Would you like to have a Renault seat next year? I hear the car is going to be a real beast.."
MW : "FFFFFU-.... Sorry Robert. I've already got a contract."
RK : "Damn! I'm getting desperate now.."



RK : "Er.. Hi, Heikki. You seem like a reasonably nice guy.. Would you like to drive wit-"
HK : "YOU WANT ME?? As your teammate? YES YES YES PLEASE! Are you serious? Oh my God, thank you thank you thank you thank you!"
RK : "Urghh..."

Don_Humpador!

BE : "Next time it's your turn, I'll make sure of it......"

*Darth Vader tune*

"No Felipe, I said show me your nose."

Thats not bad, just for men £4.75 from boots. Hmmmm.

Massa: "That's not what I meant when I said I needed a white visor!!"

Maranello Polizia Dispatched to Serve Gag Order on Felipe Massa.

Volunteers assemble in Brazil to give out-going FIA president Max Mosley a special farewell gift of ze punishment!

Felipe: "Yes, but this is my nose! for sure, for sure."

'For sure spring to mind.'

+10

I know not strictly a caption but this is what Rubens will look like in 20 yrs time.

M: I'm Alonso.

L: No, I'M Alonso.

R: It's my turn to be Alonso now.

L: No, you're Kimi.

M: No I'M Kimi now.

L: Yeah, HE'S Kimi now.

R: Shut up Piquet.

FM: (smiling) I spit on my hand because I hate you Alonso.
FA: (smiling) But Felipe I also spit on my hand because it is I who hates you.
FM: (thumbsup) So for today Alonso we have a draw! but now I must go find a hazmat team.

"There was a time when we were recruiting kids straight out of high school. Now we're getting to them early, while they're still in nursery school."