Awww, bless! He looks like the boy racers at my local ASDA in their souped up Meganes!

This one just happens to be able to driver better than all of them put together.

Nico's hair got style, Kimi's not ;)

Kimi: Alonso, i have seen the Ferrari F1-2010 in the windtunnel already .. and MAN! That looks like a rocket to me, if that thing isnt going to fly P1 every single race, i dont know what will!!!
Alonso: Really?
Kimi thinks ** NOT!!! **
Kimi: yeah ........................................... i guess

Jarno ** very quiet **: .... Hey pssssssst ... Adrian, your mummy is a milf ...
Jarno ** very quiet **: .... Hey pssssssst ... Adrian, i did her last night ...
Jarno ** very quiet **: .... Hey pssssssst ... Adrian, she was screaming for more every hour!
Jarno ** very quiet **: .... Hey pssssssst ... Adrian, she couldnt be here btw, at your last race ... I gave her a ticket to Italy, and the keys to my crib

Sutil: If you dont stop Jarno, ill start screaming!!

WTF is in his pants? a deodorant?

Why in a picture of a big L in first plane you are looking at Alonso's package?

Sutil: I always drive carefully and ... than something happened.

Nick wearing Diesel , come on how has he not got a drive nailed down yet. Cool beard, quite trendy,relatively quick, not to expensive. Hope he wins this weekend.

Eh? It's ABSURDLY expensive.

JT: You focking saw me driving there, either you're blind or stupid!
AS: I was concentrating on the car in front, I didn't want to cause a stupid accident..
JT: Obviously that didn't work..
AS: No, no, for the last time...
JT: Doesn't matter, I can't argue with a gay person anyway.
AS: Dude, WTF??
JT: Yeah, 'dude'..everyone knows it. We talk about it all the time during those GPDA meetings!
AS: ??????
KR/FA: hehehe

well, I wasn't aware it was Diesel.
Nick than must have a deal with some LeMans series team next year...

What! You can get Diesel T Shirts for £20-30. He gets $2.8million a year as a driver for BMW apparently which is significantly less than a certain Kimi Raikkonen(1500% less).

NB. I was referring to Heidfeld not Diesel in the post prior referring to relatively cheap and Nick's facial hair.

Come on you can do better than that.

Todt: "Come on old man, time to let someone else on the throne"
Monte, horrified: "Jean you're Jewish, you can't make yourself the pope!"

AFAIK Nelson is her boyfriend

Got me there ...

Todt: Let me give you a hand mate, because that chair belongs to me ... It's the chair from the FIA president right? Along with the hat and dress? Thanks you!

A Diesel t-shirt here is nudging $80, Anythingmore than $30 is stark raving freakin mad, i don't care what you earn.

On sales it's 15-20 bucks. At least in USA.

It's hard to sit on cars when nothing sticks to you.

Haha. Clever

Pope - "You can tell that spank pervert that as long as I am alive... he is not having this position.."
Jean - "But it says in Angels and Demons that the illuminati have ways of sorting this for us..."
LDM to a Swiss Guard... "Pssst..check he did not steal the holy fathers ring...he has a habit of stealing things..."

AS - "I'd just like to sayyyyy...its not my fault..... they make we wear this colour... its just like....sooooo unflattering...sorry....what was the queston again?"

"Take that Flavio, someday you'll find a use for it."

EthanM found a great pic of Nuvolari in the F1 pictures thread which is also a great one for a caption...
Have at it fellas...



"F#@k!!!"

Er I thought he was dead??

Jammy git!

Back to the real world:

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/79824

JT "I think we're going to discuss it probably tomorrow in the drivers' briefing and in the GPDA briefing, Obviously it was very disappointing to end the race like that, especially on the first lap. Obviously I think I had every reason to be extremely furious. I've got all the evidence to show that I was there, I was next to him, so I think tomorrow we are going to discuss it."

AS "I think there's nothing to discuss. It was a quite obvious incident. In the end it was a very disappointing for myself, even more, I think, because I was the one who was just driving and he lost control of his car and crashed in my back so it was not my problem, it was his problem. I don't know why he's freaking out like that, to be honest."

Trulli: "If you want, I can show you some pictures. I don't know if you're blind but they clearly show you that my front wing is next to your front wing so.."


Sutile: "You're trying to overtake me on the outside on the kerbing. There was not a problem. You were just not going off the power. The same happened in Barcelona where you lost control again and crashed again into a Force India car."

Trulli "In Barcelona I spun and he hit me because he tapped the kerb, he completely cut the circuit and he didn't slow down."

Sutil: "No, no. Watch the race in Barcelona. I didn't hit you, you hit me. I don't know what's the problem, but maybe your eyes are a problem. Anyway you think my mum is fun, you should try your own Dad, he makes me see Jesus in two minutes.....I don't know if you are blind, but if you want, i can show you some pictures......"

Kimi: " I am not blind, I will look..."

FA: "Me next...."

L？Lewis?

Not sure if the grammar is correct but you get the idea

I was amazed how much cheaper Diesel is in the States than Europe.

OT.
It's not cheaper, as far as I know Diesel uses a global pricing policy, see http://store.diesel.com.
What makes it so much cheaper in the States or in England (compared to Europe) are their currencies.

Bad boy!

"Would it make you feel better if you pulled my finger?"

Now if you say once more that your team run Ferrari engine this year and the car was no better because of that despite a better chassis then I am gonna tell Luca about it that you have no intention to drive for us in near future, you will be made sure that there is none of your name written in the short list of drivers post Massa-Alonso era, do you undertstand Sebastian?


Er,... I am sure you are not talking to Buemi, madame...

Guy: No Sebastian, Kimi cant come out and play ... Now you be a good boy and go home, Christian is waiting for you.

Bigger please

No problem

it is cheaper due to our Sales like the other guy said.. One of the main reasons NYC is the #1 shopping destination in the world is because of this.

The Good Life.....B***S

He is... they had him stuffed

Stop pouting!

You know we've already given the job to Fernando.

You can try and apply next year if Fernando doesn't work out.

That's it Seb, that's how Ralf's impression of a cat's rear end looks like!!!!