Some say Michael's gotten a bit too long in the tooth to drive competitively any more.

LM: "So you wanna be #1. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?”

Michael just watched Fisi make a stunning lap for 20th position on the grid...

"Note to self... never EVER get on zee damn bike again!....waiter!! zee glass is almozt empty...another bottle pleeze!"

RD - "and GET THIS.... JEAN!!! called ME!! to ask me come along! I guess he is showing Herr Flick....I mean Max that HE is now in control now!"

"Hey Seb, wanna know where this fist has been?"

LDM..."I've spoken to the Vatican and they say they want the ring back that you stole off the hand of Pope JP2!"
JT..."Go away tyre guy....this is important FIA business..."

"Daddy why are you stealing that plant?"

After signing off on Kimi's redundancy package, Di Montezemolo couldn't help but check if the shirt was still on his back.

SV - I wish he'd stop looking so smug. The KERS button works on his car. When I presss the KERS button it doesn't work.

Is that the (potential future) mother-in-law then?

"Thank goodness it's not sixty years later or I might have got a ten place grid penalty for this."

"Daddy, that was the last living thing that grew here - I've seen nothing but concrete, tarmac, plastic, glass and steel"

Quick! Get me another wheel... the ****ing KERS button on this one isn't working!

"Hey Max, I'm back!!! and there's nothing you can do about it!!"

"Yeah, Lewie i am back......and Ryan is your new engineer and crew chief.....don't look so stupid......so you thought I would forget how first you threw us under the bus, and then never returned my call???"

Lewis: "but how i mean what err....."

RD: "Yeah, do a little campaigning......and throw in that it now seems Jean Todt now hates Luca far more than he ever did me...................don't worry, i will try not to make it too personal.....especially since you will now be Kimi's new number two........"

The Empire's cost-cutting measures weren't popular amongst the stormtroopers.

Schuamcher: "What do you mean, 'Abu Dhabi is a dry country'? This isn't wine! It's, uh ... motor oil."



Bernie & Max



Hamilton: "Oh, yeah. I went there."

toyota guy"yes i know,and you think you look bad"




i get the sneeky feeling im being watched!

"I am more fun to hang out with than Nicole, right?"

Felipe, are you sure - for sure - that you wanna be the leader of our team ?
Remember bambino, one is the lonelyest number.

Very clever tag!

...and so when I drove past Lewis' car I took a peak and it was THIS big, sideways!

"Now where's the 18th hole?"

I found this one, let the captioning begin.

Kimi learning to negotiate on screen obstacles.

Kimi is dominant in the first head-to-head against his new teammate.

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So the new Toyota's this slow but the pay packet is like this big so what do you think I did...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zn_AIs9yyA

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Kimi:"You think I'm slow in this? Fisi is still in the parking lot."

webber"DOES IT HELP IF I SHOUT"(makes megaphone shape with hands)

Is that Phil Prew smiling with Lewis?

they call this grease balls i believe

"Haha, let us share our earwax!"

Do you really think i care? .. Seriously, get a life instead of trying to be the smartars. And you got banned again? Awesome number of posts you got, got nothing to say or the only things you say are demeaning? ... Bye bye

Kobayashi: "I've managed to pick up Jarno's radio. Here, have a liste."

Jarno Trulli: "What the hell does he think he's doing!? You can't bloody drive wherever the hell you feel like it! He's dangerous, dangerous, dangerous."

Engineer: "Jarno, Adrian is four seconds slower than you. And he isn't even driving this session."

Jarno Trulli: "DANGEROUS!"

2010 Formula One World Champions.

Thats just f##ing hilarious!

The Halloween party didn't go to plan with everyone trying to dress as The Stig.

You're not the messiah. You're a very naughty boy.

Talk about the Red Arrows display interrupting your lap of the track...

not as retarded as your post, but more funny