Good bye u losers....wait until Luca finds out...NO more more funny looking symbols for marlboro advertizing......and my new F1 commissioner will not be Max, it will be ....Ron Dennis!!!

Oh revenge, how sweet it is.....

Now watch the finger....watch the finger....you are gettting very sleepy....watch the finger.....very sleepy

when you awake, you will know that Freddie knew nothing about the crash at Singapore.....and that you will be very happy being the number two driver behind Freddie....and you will not throw any hissey fits.....

"Felipe, this finger is for Fernando. Next finger is for you"

Excellent!!!!

Superb!

LH - "Oi...kimi...just because its a golf cart....its still drink driving!"

How it all started...



LH to Massa - "and I told her she would have to start up here and stroke downwards....the rest is history..."
JB to Glock - "Do me a favour...when we get to Brazil..stay on slicks again would you?.."
Kovi - "I have a bad feelng about this year"
Piquet - "Er Mr Briatore...is it ok if I sit here please sir?"
Fernando off screen - "yeah just dont get comfy...hahaha.."
Kubica - "and I suggested a steering column this fat..."
Kimi - "hahaha you said column while holding your hands like that... you wish....hahaha"
Heideld - "kimi...your not funny.."
Vettel - "I just met Lauda....
MW - "What?"
Vettel - "I said I just met Lauda you def aussie twat!"
Trulli thinking to himself - "Ah yes Jarno....this is the place to be...the outside....it shall be my mantra..."
Fisi using old Jedi mind trick - "Massa....your suit will be mine....I shall hurl objects off cars at you..."
Sutil thinking - "he's cute over there..."
Bourdais to Buemi - "listen....I have four Indycar titles... that makes me better than you... you'll see"
Rosberg thinking - "ha ...Fred and Briatore keep sticking their fingers up at Piquet behind his back...thats funny"
Naka - "Did I hear some say Yutaw-taw?"

ands thats the way the cookie crumbled....

Koby "its called the crying game....Sutil gave it to me to pass to Jarno..."

The delivery men arrive with Fisi's car for the 2010 season....

A picture from the leaked FiA documents "Future F1"

The cost cutting crusade reaches a new low.

Mosley: The man with a vision

This really doesnt need a caption

Mr Tilke knew that he'd regret asking Max for his input on the new circuit design.

Haha i was thinking about the same thing!

FOM reports female viewership of Formula 1 up 55% since introduction of Abu Dhabi circuit.

BREAKING NEWS......

Hotel owner says he is extremely relieved he didnt add the white fountain to the right of the hotel!

OR



"bunch of Rowdy Seamen ejected from Hotel following GP celebrations...."

Copied from the BBC F1 thread....

JH - "Can you give us a single good reason why your the only one NOT wearing a poppy you disrespectful GIT!?!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6INS3JGzhCw#t=17s

Lobato just filming near the king when suddently he asks him to come. At the end: "I don't know what I'm doing there"

He came and someone made a video of it?!




Whose bright idea was it to get this thing to change colours?

Rubens: And then, that crazy bitch tried a soft bite. Here, let me show you..

Alonso: Ooooh!

Vettel: Kinky!

Kamui: This crazy dude on a podcast is saying I'm gonna be a F1 star by the end of the year!

Jerome: Haha good one, you're even slower than me!

-Hey Flippi. You know that movie "Freddie got fingered"? Well, I just lived it. Fredo thought it was the standard Ferrari prostate exam for new drivers. Lol! Wanna smell?
-No, I dont think..
-Come ooonn. Dont be like that. Smell it! Smell the finger! We paid a lot of money for this!

EJ: I just want you two to know you heard it here first - Martin and I are engaged

that car will just le-go in an accident



this is the best thead in the world

EJ - "They didn't offer me enough sponsorship money."

the new FIA car inspectors, lets inspect Mclaren first

End of term photo, or what? Heidfeld gets a call from his mum, Webber and Vettel argue about who is faster, Alonso is nowhere to be seen, while Heikki is clearly bored. But perhaps more importantly, what is Raikkonen looking at?



"It's close to midnight, and somethin' evil's lurking in the dark ..."



Jake Humphrey: "Why are you wearing headphones, Damon?"

Damon Hill: "I didn't want to listen to Jonathan Legard any more."



(Yes, I'm well aware the first photo was taken in Melbourne, no Abu Dhabi.)

Kimi - "I'm gonna give Nicole the Viking Horn!!"

¿Something like ths?

Brundle the D!ckhead

They say your title was just like Jenson's. Any of the other Brits on the grid would have won in that car.

Lewis to himself: you need bigger balls than that to beat me

Coulthard: "Let me take a look at my crystal balls..."

-"Yes, there was a terrible mixup at the dentist, Jenson got sedated and I got a root canal. So it's no wonder Sebastian won"

Webber: JEEZZ! That stuff in the jug not only looks like camel piss, it actually tastes like it too!

Vettel: Well, I did warn you ....

Button (inscrutably): And who d'you think got the camel to piss in it in the first place?

Interviewer - "Gentlemen ..... can you show me your head position down the straights please?"

MW: Prepare for ludicrous speed!

when i saw how fast sebastian took off into the distance my jaw hit the floor.

"The game of musical chairs was about to get a lot more serious..."