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FlatOverCrest
Callisto
QUOTE (Siskue @ Nov 3 2009, 12:00) *



Lewis to himself: you need bigger balls than that to beat me tongue.gif


lol.gif lol.gif
Captain Tightpants


Webber: "Bud-"

Vettel: "-Weis-"

Button: "-er."



Luca di Montezemolo: "And the one item on today's agenda: changing our logo. Has anyone else noticed how it looks like a penis? No wonder nobody takes us seriously."
CoolFiltered


Damon: So, what do you think of my Tom Jones impression then Jake?

Jake: Its not unusual.
Sausage
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Nov 5 2009, 00:52) *


BE: Hey dude call the hospitle, somebody stabbed me in the chest with an invisible sword...
Jimisgod
QUOTE (Gilles4Ever @ Nov 3 2009, 23:00) *

They say your title was just like Jenson's. Any of the other Brits on the grid would have won in that car.


So what do you think of Coulthard's sombrero then Damon?
Sausage
Damon: It looks quite ballsy
Rob
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Nov 4 2009, 23:52) *


Once again, Bernie manages to get people to put their hands in the pockets...
hsvone


*CENSORED* for obvious reasons. roflmao.gif

This just looks so wrong.

"How do you feel Mark?"

"Orgasmic maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!"

"Yeah thanks for ruining the camera."

*Ahem*
hsvone


JA: "So gentlemen a word in your own languages." (He actually said this!)

MW: MATE!

biggrin.gif
primer
Taxi
QUOTE (OfficeLinebacker @ Nov 2 2009, 21:41) *
FOM reports female viewership of Formula 1 up 55% since introduction of Abu Dhabi circuit.


Did you just said "introduction"? That's it. Autosport is getting the XXX in the google search.
FlatOverCrest


"A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen II" just finished filming and the stars stood arund for pics!
maverick69


"I thought the prize was me getting driven around Fiorano by Schuey in an F599... not a pair of shitty leftover "My Earth dream" trousers."
RSNS
QUOTE (primer @ Nov 5 2009, 15:14) *



Ferrari falling to pieces in spite of Schumacher
Macca
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Nov 4 2009, 23:52) *


"If you pull out, I will squeeze them soooooooo hard........"

Paul M


Hairpin
QUOTE (primer @ Nov 5 2009, 16:14) *

"With magic touch and extraordinary talent, the stylist managed to make the Fiat Punto look like a beautiful Ferrari"



That picture is amazing.
Owen
All the money in the world cannot buy you a sense of style.
GIBF1
QUOTE (Jimisgod @ Nov 5 2009, 03:45) *
So what do you think of Coulthard's sombrero then Damon?


lol.gif
GIBF1
QUOTE (primer @ Nov 5 2009, 15:14) *


The bloke in the middle looks like the love child of Ross Brawn and Nick Fry
THE "driverider"
QUOTE (slideways @ Nov 4 2009, 07:57) *



So is your reaction to Toyota pulling out of F1?

MW: "Wow, generally shocked I didn't expect that to happen."

SV: "I'm not suprised really."

JB: (Thought|**** that's my chance of a $30 pay rise over.) "No Comment."
hsvone
QUOTE (Owen @ Nov 5 2009, 21:26) *
All the money in the world cannot buy you a sense of style.


lol.gif
r4mses
QUOTE (Owen @ Nov 5 2009, 21:26) *
All the money in the world cannot buy you a sense of style.


ye... that guy on the right is wearing one of honda's 2008 team jeans :x
Darrenj


Now it becomes quite apparant what this man did for a living before F1!
He is not camera shy not at all....
UPRC
I may as well ask in here, since you guys seem to have a knack for finding these things.. I'm looking for funny/weird pictures of Mark Webber's facial expressions. I've got the ones from the past 30 pages in this topic, but I'm literally HUNGRY for more!
DLaw
QUOTE (UPRC @ Nov 5 2009, 15:43) *
I may as well ask in here, since you guys seem to have a knack for finding these things.. I'm looking for funny/weird pictures of Mark Webber's facial expressions. I've got the ones from the past 30 pages in this topic, but I'm literally HUNGRY for more!


NTTAWWT.

Hairpin
QUOTE (UPRC @ Nov 6 2009, 00:43) *
I may as well ask in here, since you guys seem to have a knack for finding these things.. I'm looking for funny/weird pictures of Mark Webber's facial expressions. I've got the ones from the past 30 pages in this topic, but I'm literally HUNGRY for more!

I won't hold it against you, I used to collect Ralf Schumachers lemon faces. There was plenty of them smile.gif
tsaritsyn
QUOTE (primer @ Nov 5 2009, 15:14) *


Michael was shocked to discover that he wasn't the worst dressed person in the room.
maverick69



Webber came first
hsvone
QUOTE (HarryReams @ Nov 6 2009, 03:10) *


Webber came first


Nice to know I'm not the only perv around here. wink.gif
Sausage
QUOTE (UPRC @ Nov 6 2009, 00:43) *
I may as well ask in here, since you guys seem to have a knack for finding these things.. I'm looking for funny/weird pictures of Mark Webber's facial expressions. I've got the ones from the past 30 pages in this topic, but I'm literally HUNGRY for more!


BRK
QUOTE (hsvone @ Nov 6 2009, 08:36) *
Nice to know I'm not the only perv around here. wink.gif


I thought I was the only one when I first posted that pic a couple of pages ago!
RSNS
QUOTE (primer @ Nov 5 2009, 15:14) *

It's official: Ferrari is a pimp's car.

Looking more closely at the picture, the room looks like what I think a brothel looks: red, fluffy, in extremely bad taste, with three nasty looking men. The car is the whore (a very expensive one), made up in bad taste; and indeed cars are ways of getting women to go to bed with men. So the car is definitely the whore (a very expensive one), lying in her bed in a brothel. Schumacher is the pimp, the fellow in the ugly suit is the go between and the little monster is the client.
RSNS
QUOTE (UPRC @ Nov 5 2009, 23:43) *
I may as well ask in here, since you guys seem to have a knack for finding these things.. I'm looking for funny/weird pictures of Mark Webber's facial expressions. I've got the ones from the past 30 pages in this topic, but I'm literally HUNGRY for more!


You are not alone: I too think Mark Webber has a uniquely mobile facial muscle anatomy.
ItisI
QUOTE (RSNS @ Nov 6 2009, 12:07) *
It's official: Ferrari is a pimp's car.

Looking more closely at the picture, the room looks like what I think a brothel looks: red, fluffy, in extremely bad taste, with three nasty looking men. The car is the whore (a very expensive one), made up in bad taste; and indeed cars are ways of getting women to go to bed with men. So the car is definitely the whore (a very expensive one), lying in her bed in a brothel. Schumacher is the pimp, the fellow in the ugly suit is the go between and the little monster is the client.


You are totaly wrong, its Ferrari's dark room with the lights turned on ... frown.gif rolleyes.gif Just imagion what the Toad / Brawn / Scumacher / Massa / Luca / Domi did in there ...
showtime
QUOTE (RSNS @ Nov 6 2009, 12:07) *
It's official: Ferrari is a pimp's car.

Looking more closely at the picture, the room looks like what I think a brothel looks: red, fluffy, in extremely bad taste, with three nasty looking men. The car is the whore (a very expensive one), made up in bad taste; and indeed cars are ways of getting women to go to bed with men. So the car is definitely the whore (a very expensive one), lying in her bed in a brothel. Schumacher is the pimp, the fellow in the ugly suit is the go between and the little monster is the client.


The little monster is the designer of the whore's "makeup" wink.gif It should look like Chinese pottery but it reminds me more of some kind of snake
Sausage
F1Johnny
QUOTE (HarryReams @ Nov 5 2009, 19:10) *


Webber came first


Living up to that name of yours. up.gif
Jackmancer

"BRRRRR so cold here"
Callisto
QUOTE (Sausage @ Nov 6 2009, 13:15) *

roflmao.gif roflmao.gif up.gif

QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Nov 6 2009, 14:32) *

"BRRRRR so cold here"

up.gif
"TAXI"
Psymon


also

Taxi
QUOTE (Psymon @ Nov 6 2009, 17:24) *
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woman: "Should I Trust the Monster?"
F1Johnny
QUOTE (Taxi @ Nov 6 2009, 13:13) *
woman: "Should I Trust the Monster?"


I believe that's Vettel.
noikeee
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Nov 6 2009, 14:32) *


The secret of where Jenson and Andy are going to drive next season was spoiled when they appeared at the RoC with official Lada hats.
Crafty
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Nov 6 2009, 14:32) *

"BRRRRR so cold here"


Looks like trulli found his drive for next season !

ok its not him but looks a bit like it ?
patgaw
QUOTE (F1Johnny @ Nov 6 2009, 22:56) *
I believe that's Vettel.

roflmao.gif roflmao.gif
Enkei
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Nov 6 2009, 15:32) *

"BRRRRR so cold here"


Trulli seems a bit less amused at his new job lol.gif
Captain Tightpants


Jenson Button: "Been away so long I hardly knew the place;
Gee, it's good to be back home.
Leave it 'til tomorrow to unpack my case;
Honey, disconnect the phone.
I'm back in the USSR.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy;
Back in the US,
Back in the US.
Back in the USSR."





Michael Schumacher: "Okay, to start with, you're too tall to be the Stig."




Jenson Button: "Look, Seb, a World Championship! I'm going for it. I hope my engine holds on ..."
GIBF1
QUOTE (RSNS @ Nov 6 2009, 11:07) *
It's official: Ferrari is a pimp's car.

Looking more closely at the picture, the room looks like what I think a brothel looks: red, fluffy, in extremely bad taste, with three nasty looking men. The car is the whore (a very expensive one), made up in bad taste; and indeed cars are ways of getting women to go to bed with men. So the car is definitely the whore (a very expensive one), lying in her bed in a brothel. Schumacher is the pimp, the fellow in the ugly suit is the go between and the little monster is the client.


Mosley has just been tied up (with permission of course) and chucked in the boot after one of his sessions
maverick69
QUOTE (F1Johnny @ Nov 6 2009, 14:30) *
Living up to that name of yours. up.gif


Harry always came last! lol.gif
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