Jenson: "And did you remind this photographer 'friend' of yours to use a large aperture this time?"

The name´s Face. Rubberface.

Flavio: Righto... So let'sa gonna stab up a cake and party Renault great drivea barthday, my bambinos!

Nelson (thinking): Wow, you look so good there in the photo. You're such a stud. I'd shag you if you... weren't me.

Fred (thinking): This is the last place on earth I want to be in. Please, if you're looking at this photo, please travel back in time and save me from ever being here.

Michael: Wanna marry me?

Mark: ...

"Sweet" !!!

Yeah. He has ALL the facial expressions of Malcolm in the Middle's main character doing his usual aparté ('aside', 'stage whisper'?)...

Yea I always said he'd make a great Clark Kent/Superman character!



Girl - "Hey shut up a your face!"

MW: was that your hand on my knee?

Hey psst, Michael.. could you just rub my back for a bit like last night?

Webber: "no u can not play footsie tootsie squeeze the rubber duckie in the bathtub with my teammate, he only plays that with me , ME, ME ME

MS: "fine, give me back my rubber duckie NOW and forget giving me any more prostrate massages!! Sutil was always more fun than you, anyway" (to himself: Until that dam lewis stole him from me

MS: OK, but afterwards, we play the rodeo game again.

NH: you guys know Sutil too?

Mark Webber: "Bring it on, bitch! I'm going to take you down so hard this season that your unborn grandchildren are going to feel it."

Michael Schumacher: "Wrong Schumacher, Mark."

Please tell me Luca wasn't driving?!?

Luca: "Hey, I do like a Hamilton"

FA: Guys, are we done here? I'm late for my round of golf.

Couple questions:

Who's the fat guy, and who's the guy on the left?

Also, is FA technically not allowed to wear the official Scuderia kit until the end of the year or something?

The guy on the left is Marc Gene

left = marc gene?
fat?! what fat? stefano domenicali!?
yes, until the end of the year he cannot, he is still with renault.

I think it was di montezemolo driving that ferrari.

lol yeah that is SD! Didn't recognise him at first - he does look a bit podgy. If the guy on left isn't Marc he's a spitting image of him. What is Marc doing these days?

Just checked it, it is Marc and he's still a (limited) tester for the Forza

He's been moonlighting for Peugeot. He won something in June, somewhere in France.

</light sarcasm>

oh yeah. that.

Felipe Massa: "So ... what do we do now, Fernando? What is this white sandy stuff?"

Fernando Alonso: "I don't know! I've never been off the black bit before!"

Now with a link to video of this incident (with obligatory terrible music, yes).

^I think the FIA should investigate, that off looked deliberate!

Smedley...oh wait

luca: fernando, my dear felipe! ... what do you mean you can't help me out of this?! i think i have made a big mistake. where is my rally driving kimi?!

MonteZ to Alonso:
- I told you Frednando, I know how to drive and was setting those fast laps with my own steering and punta-taco skills. See, no traction control... satisfied now?

MonteZ to Flipper:
- Flip, be a good doormat... eh I mean... second driver with team spirit and lay down in front of the rear wheels to release the car.
[Wispering: psssiu... oi Felipe, I'm just pretending that I will threat you that way to please Santander and the Spanish crowd].

MonteZ to Alonso:
[Wispering: psssiu... oi Fred, do you see who is in command? I guarantee an easy life for you with us... smack [kiss of death]].

Felipe Massa: "I know they said Luca was older than everyone else when he replaced me in Valencia, but I don't recall him beig this old ..."

Best friend forever: Schumy and Webber.

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/f1/2006/a...aus-xp-0198.jpg

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/f1/2006/a...aus-xp-0260.jpg

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/f1/2006/a...aus-xp-0199.jpg

LdM : Hey guys , can you give me a push ?
FA : I'd love to , but see, i'm still working for Renault, and they don't allow me to do such things ...
FM : Oh God, not again ... Kimi wouldn't help me push either !!

Fernando Alonso: "Sorry, Luca, but the rules are the rules: we have to measure from the point where you landed in the sand, not from where you finished."

FM: Don't quit your day job, Luca

FA: But hey look on the bright side, Luca, very good impression of Jos Verstappen.

Thats how deep in the gravel trap was the car Luca was driving...

JB: "My boy's a a WDC champ."
AH: "So's mine."

JB: "My boy has a hot babe."
AH: "So's mine."

JB: "My boy has a Merc engine."
AH: "Mine too."

JB: "My boy's a crybaby when thing's aren't going his way."
AH: "Mine too."

JB: "Let's go get a drink."
AH: "Better make it a double..."

Was Jenson's dad a boxer? His face looks like it...

Rallydriver

He must of rolled his car and had facial injuries often....

"Move over little rover

The big dog is moving in"

Close. Rallycross.

Don't try to be smart. That's still a rallydriver.

Not really, they're two different disciplines.