There are various forms of rallying but whatever catagory or form you drive rally in... you're a rally driver.

Rallycross isn't rallying though. It's circuit racing.

Welcome to TotalBodyMakeover, on the left, Before, on the right, After.

That's just old age.

bhxe7c.jpg > 2ynp83n.jpg. No contest, not even close to anything resembling a contest.

OMG, imagine how much TV time the Mclaren garages are gonna get next season with these two felines in the same garage.

One Feline, the one on the left is more of a canine, she's like one of those birds you have the last smoochy dance with in a club, 17 seconds before the end of the track you think "The lights are coming back on", 6 seconds later she's already in her Taxi.

Looks like Jens is going to be prone to wrinkles and Lewis definitely has the start of the rapidly receding hairline. Just as well they have their millions.

John is 64 so you can't condone a few wrinkles (although my dad looks better at 69).

Let the games begin!

Real team mates should share with each other................opps I forgot, Lewie's new team mate ain't Sutil......

..... I forgot, Lewie's new team mate ain't Sutil......

Maybe...

My dad looks way better at 77!

Massa "I sure hope this ball contains no springs!"

I shouldn't but

ITT: 'My old man is better looking than yours'.

http://img.terra.com.br/i/2009/11/03/1355899-4907-atm14.jpg

Norbert Haug

Unless you gots lots of money and she can squeeze herself into some of your limelight, then she will lick your face all night... ........until something better comes along then it good bye as she hops in the taxi.....nanannaa nanana hey hey, goodbye

FM--Concentrate, now think this is freddie's left ball.......

Montozemolo's wet dream: FOUR FERRARI'S!!!!

Version 1:

R.Kubica:
-I'am very happy to sign a contract with Renault, the race-spirit in this team, is that what I like, they should build a fast car.


General director of Renault, Jean-François Caubet:
- We will not be world champions in 2010, but we hope to climb.


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Version 2:
R.Kubica:
-I'am very happy to sign a contract with Renault, the certain future, is that what I like, they shouldn't "make a BMW".


Renault chief executive Carlos Ghosn:
- You will have to be patient, we will make an announcement on our participation in Formula 1 before the end of the year.

And one more with Kubica:


R.Kubica: I have a offer from macca and brawnGP, what you think about it?
F.Alonso: Eeee, BGP haven't any sponsors they're poor, and McLaren is McHamilton, I have insider-news for you, Renault will build a very fast car, and they wouldn't pull out from F1 for sure!
R.Kubica: Oh really? For sure? You don't playing a joke on me?
F.Alonso: Roberto! We are friends, aren't we?
R.Kubica: Ok, you are the double WDC, if you say Renault will be good, certain, and better than BGP or macca, then it must be that way, for sure.
F.Alonso(secretly): [hihihihi, some day we both will laugh of it, for sure....]

I'll be back...

Class of 2009 - absent Sebastien Bourdais , Nelson Piquet Jnr, Timo Glock, Felipe Massa

In this department the scorecard his already won by Button.

Does Jarno have B.O or something ?

Kobayashi and Kubica seem to be keeping their distance

In fact Robert's about to collapse

Button and Vettel don't look thrilled to be where they are either.

Kimi's posture, sums up his character

Agreed. There are many pretty women on this earth, but few have a mysterious glow like she does.

Oh bugger

Yes, he seems to have no problems with his life, maybe because the guy he would bash isnt in the business anymore.

Kimi: So, that's that. What do we do now?
Heikki: I've been practicing the Vulcan nerve pinch.
Kimi: Uh, okay, what's that have to do with anything?
Heikki: Well, I'll use it on each of us so that we can forget about how our teams screwed us out of F1.
Kimi: I don't give a shit..... Where's my rally car?

Lew Ham: Jenson, Welcome to McLaren! I'm looking forward too... blah-blah-blah.

Jem But: Thank you Lewis, McLaren is one of the greats of world sport, and its achievements and list of past champions read like a Who's Who of Formula 1 - Emerson Fittipaldi, James Hunt, Niki Lauda, Alain Prost, Ayrton Senna, Mika Hakkinen and of course my new team-mate Lewis Hamilton.

Lew Ham: Hey, why did you leave me for last? That wasn't kind of you.

Jem But: I'm sorry for hurting your feelings, buuut face the facts... I'm the new #1 and that makes you #2. The sooner you accept it, the better for you. I conquered the WDC and took away the Crown and the Mantle from you.

Lew Ham: Oh, yeahhh, and why don't you grab this looong and hard scepter too. [pointing down]. The WDC Mantle is on a loan.

Jem But: I understand you have problems to accept it, but I won't go down to your level. I'm a true British Lord, and I'm gentle even to my tires.

Lew Ham: Oh, yeahhh, and since you drive like a woman, could you please give some driving classes to Nicole? I don't want her scratching the gearbox when driving my promised orange McLarenF1.

Jem But: I think you still haven't got it right, you will only get the car if you win three WDCs for McLaren, but your days are numbered. You won't get any WDC while I'm here. Furthermore, I'm warning you, Nicole won't drop my [gearbox] stick once she grabs it for the first time.

[ TO BE CONTINUED... if I'm not banned ]

Fry: "Number 3 on the car, w00t ?, damn Jens screwed us"

Norbie: "One day you will drive for me"

^ Im suprised old Norb didnt eat MS...

"... yet again." ;)

(remember WSPC '90 and '91)

Schui: Norbert sorry to trouble you but could I have my chin back?

Kimi: "It seems that somebody sent us a cake."

Norbert Haug: "Kimi's contract is up for renewal and someone sends us a horse's head? Did somebody lend him a copy of The Godfather again?"

Felipe sings:

Oh Jenson Button he's not worthy, he's not as good as Lewis Nando or Kiiiiiiiiiiimmmmiiiiiiiii

I'll get my coat

Felipe sings that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaLMFNFlrA8