QUOTE (Ivanoff @ Nov 30 2009, 07:44) 
"This is MY turf, beeyotch!"
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"This is MY turf, beeyotch!"
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Nov 27 2009, 11:52)
Before: "Chicks don't dig balding guys..." bellyached a depressed Rubens, before making an appintment with Fab Fabio the Dream Weaver.
After: "Wow, this is great!" beamed a rejuvenated Rubens. "I feel more macho than that night as a teenager when a kindly old strumpet rocked my world during Carnavale in Rio."
"So that's what six tenths looks like? Ha! I can deliver that."
"Martin said that if I feel the urge to crash, then I should be crashing cymbals. Not only is it theraputic, it's fun."
Jenson Button: "Pick me for your team, Lewis! Pick me!"
Heikki Kovailanen: "No, me! Pick me, Lewis!"
Like Michael Jackson before it, Trulli's Toyota is in need of another nose-job.
"So, this is how we're going to beat Ferrari next year. We're going to make a tiny model of their car - like this one - and stick it win pins every time we want it to crash."
QUOTE (F1TonSoup @ Dec 1 2009, 07:01)
Before: "Chicks don't dig balding guys..." bellyached a depressed Rubens, before making an appintment with Fab Fabio the Dream Weaver.
After: "Wow, this is great!" beamed a rejuvenated Rubens. "I feel more macho than that night as a teenager when a kindly old strumpet rocked my world during Carnavale in Rio."
After: "Wow, this is great!" beamed a rejuvenated Rubens. "I feel more macho than that night as a teenager when a kindly old strumpet rocked my world during Carnavale in Rio."
Rubens? Isnt that Montoya?
QUOTE (Ivanoff @ Nov 30 2009, 23:44)
Vettel - "This one is for the fatherland!"
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Nov 27 2009, 21:58)
Trulli - "I see a snow plough infront of me, yet I see no snow!"
QUOTE (crbassassin @ Nov 28 2009, 09:38)
Juan to Lisa Dennis: "... sometimes he gets on my nerves so much that I just want to......"
The best caption I ever read below this photo is:
"FATALITY"
QUOTE (glorius&victorius @ Dec 1 2009, 12:17)
DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats Autosport!
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Dec 1 2009, 06:41)
Congrats Autosport!
Got to wonder
At that
Yellow banana on his head....
QUOTE (glorius&victorius @ Dec 1 2009, 07:17)
Hey, Tony Stewart, my good buddy!
Even when kissing someone, EJ stops others from getting a word in.
LD: ....well at least it handles like our F60....
QUOTE (glorius&victorius @ Dec 1 2009, 13:17)
"Oh the shark has pretty teeth dear
And he shows them pearly white"
QUOTE (Jose Mourinho is Special @ Nov 23 2009, 15:32)
Aren't we scary?
QUOTE (Tarvoke @ Dec 2 2009, 10:40)
"Oh the shark has pretty teeth dear
And he shows them pearly white"
And he shows them pearly white"
that's cool... Monty would be a perfect Disney character.... they should create some funny / straigthforward character based on his voice and facial features!
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Nov 27 2009, 12:52)
Holy young einstein
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Dec 1 2009, 15:41)
Congrats Autosport!
Ugh you stuck that thing right through his hand you monster.
Everyone else is saying; "I wish this idiot would stop mucking around and bog off, then we can call in the other Schumacher and go party with a Fridge"
Not another invasion of privacy lawsuit!!!!!!!
You would think a guy should be able to choke the chicken without it getting all gettied up everywhere for everyone to see....
QUOTE (glorius&victorius @ Dec 1 2009, 07:17)
You would think a guy should be able to choke the chicken without it getting all gettied up everywhere for everyone to see....
Andy Soucek: "Hey guys, I won the Formula Two championship first time out! Can I have a Formula One drive now? Hey guys, I set the fastest lap on the first day of testing at Jerez - can I have that Formula One drive? Hey guys, look at me: I'm balancing on one leg. Can I have a Formula One drive now? Please?"
The Subversion of Crude Comedy Stereotypes :
#37/50 - Photograph of a black man with a massive cock
#37/50 - Photograph of a black man with a massive cock
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Dec 3 2009, 19:47)
Doing the worlds largest fart
QUOTE (feynman @ Dec 3 2009, 03:12)
The Subversion of Crude Comedy Stereotypes :
#37/50 - Photograph of a black man with a massive cock
#37/50 - Photograph of a black man with a massive cock
Brilliant! and Amen to that!
QUOTE (feynman @ Dec 3 2009, 05:12)
The Subversion of Crude Comedy Stereotypes :
#37/50 - Photograph of a black man with a massive cock
#37/50 - Photograph of a black man with a massive cock
"Oi.....You...are.....squeezing....my....heaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
or...
"Oh god no... I want Mummies hair genes"
As an aside...congrats Massa family...
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Dec 3 2009, 16:42)
"Oi.....You...are.....squeezing....my....heaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
Photograph: "Felipe baby, stay cool"
QUOTE (peroa @ Dec 3 2009, 16:39)
Damn it I want the white sweater! THE WHITE SWEATER!!
Baby Felipe, stay cool. You got the white sweater. We got you the white sweater.
QUOTE (alecc @ Dec 3 2009, 18:54)
@up: I don't get your sense of humour 
Thank god we dont all have the same sence of homour, true? Because 'Felipe, baby' imho is old ...
QUOTE (Brawn BGP 001 @ Jun 18 2009, 23:02)
*Guys, can't i have ONE more try please?*
QUOTE (stonebutter @ Dec 2 2009, 04:47)
1 minute earlier: "You want to be paid how much? Anyone could do your job! Look, I'll show you how easy it is..."
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Dec 3 2009, 03:47)
The incident that led to FIA-mandated guardrailings on the podium.
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Nov 30 2009, 20:57)
Despite the lengthy focus on the other teams, Autosport's annual 'Teammate Battle' article just had this picture in the Red Bull section.
"So, Mikhail, how does it feel knowing that Andy got drunk and was still able to beat you?"
QUOTE (peroa @ Dec 3 2009, 15:39)
Nice picture of Flippy and Mrs. Flippy
Baby's head looks like it's photoshopped on
QUOTE (stonebutter @ Dec 2 2009, 04:47)
Don't worry Fernando, it's Kimi's. I said I'd park it for him.
Seb - "Er...absolutely... if he keeps it on all four wheels he can come and sit up here on the proper rally drivers table..."
Loeb: "I'm sorry, who did you say this Kimi guy was again?"
^ I bet Kimi is staring at an icream fridge..
Lewis : Bastard
QUOTE (stonebutter @ Dec 2 2009, 15:47)
LDM: Sorry Fernando, I just betrayed you. Now walk back
QUOTE (stonebutter @ Dec 2 2009, 05:47)
Di Montezemolo playing videogames!
Can we please keep this tasteful and if you have a problem with pictures or a poster please do not take it to the forum, rather use the report button.
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Dec 9 2009, 12:51)
Di Montezemolo playing videogames!
You did that! To an imaginary Ferrari! You b******
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Dec 10 2009, 15:24)
Nico thinks about whether to post a reply to Gilles last post or not
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