QUOTE (Richard T @ Dec 6 2009, 20:21) 
*Guys, can't i have ONE more try please?*
Wonderful.
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Wonderful.
do your best job folks..............
QUOTE (Frans @ Dec 11 2009, 02:00)
AS: Father! I have finally found you, booohooo all my life I searched
DH: BURN BABY BURN, DISCO INFERNOOOO! *finger down, finger up, hip dance*
MS: thinking... I guess I better just smile for the photo
DH - "Oi.....no tongues....and would someone tell this cheeky young German Scroat to put the proper hat on...!!! Shameless plugging on the podium is not gentlemanly behaviour.....and.........oi....c'mon you two...enough now.....or get a room!!!"
Super Jens!
QUOTE (Jose Mourinho is Special @ Dec 11 2009, 05:16)
Mclaren drivers seem to be obsessed with toys.
"Pitiful. Why would anyone want to drive a McLaren, anyway?"
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Dec 10 2009, 15:24)
Nicky Fry to Nico Rosberg:
"The great news is we've signed Schumacher, so we just want to discuss how the team orders will work now"
QUOTE (Jose Mourinho is Special @ Dec 11 2009, 05:16)
This is soo boyband! Jacques was right about Jenson!
thanks to her i am now a man
QUOTE (glorius&victorius @ Dec 11 2009, 19:16)
thanks to her i am now a man
Eh... isn't this too easy...
'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like mine?'
I'm sure there's a Tiger Woods joke somewhere in that one
QUOTE (r4mses @ Sep 4 2009, 01:49)
Aha! a pic of Alonso in Ferrari's garage! Honi soit qui mal y pense!;)
You git it right, dude.....
QUOTE (ZenSpeed @ Dec 11 2009, 20:41)
Chill out, it was not any propaganda, it was just a happy comment. Stop taking everything here so seriously
paraphrasing in sense of this thread:
QUOTE (Francesc @ Oct 12 2009, 18:38)
No, I swear, Felipe is OK, he just looks like this, a bit funny
QUOTE (primer @ Oct 31 2009, 02:10)
What on earth is Kimi wearing at a public function? 
Way to insult the hosts. The white trash upbringing can only be hidden so long.
Way to insult the hosts. The white trash upbringing can only be hidden so long.
I think he was just trying to fit in.........
QUOTE (OfficeLinebacker @ Nov 15 2009, 20:48)
Couple questions:
Who's the fat guy, and who's the guy on the left?
Also, is FA technically not allowed to wear the official Scuderia kit until the end of the year or something?
Who's the fat guy, and who's the guy on the left?
Also, is FA technically not allowed to wear the official Scuderia kit until the end of the year or something?
He is Domenicali, ferrari's manager. He is not fat, he just looks huge standing near F1 drivers. In a normal crowd, he wouldn;t stand out at all
QUOTE (primer @ Nov 16 2009, 00:16)
Now with a link to video of this incident (with obligatory terrible music, yes).
Is it me or the drivers are doing their best to not burst out laughing in LDM's face?????
QUOTE (Pikku Pakkanen @ Nov 19 2009, 19:16)
Kimi: "It seems that somebody sent us a cake."
Kimi?
QUOTE (crbassassin @ Nov 24 2009, 16:42)
Darth Vader before ejection into outer space............
QUOTE (ZenSpeed @ Dec 11 2009, 21:50)
Darth Vader before ejection into outer space............
or Calimero
QUOTE (Bonaventura @ Dec 11 2009, 15:53)
or Calimero
It's an injustice, it is.
And now... crash-gate in caption time
One week before singapur...
FB: "Lap thir-teen, turn seven-teen = way to 2009 seat. Simple as that Nelsinho..."
Before the race weekend...
NP: "There, exactly there should I crash on sunday, Briatore said me so, I don't know why, but I get the 2009 seat for this, it sounds good isn't it?"
FA: "What are you saying? I don't hear you. I don't know nothing. [hie hie hie, genius plan, remember - pit before lap 13]"
later on...
NP: "Why Fernando have such a early pitstop? That doesn't make sense!"
FB: "Are you suddenly Fernandos racing engineer!? No?? So, remember what is your job for this race."
A few lap later...
NP: "Hey! Flav! Is it OO KEEEY here?"
FB: "oh crap..."
after ca. one hour:
Both: "YEEAAAH FIRST WIN IN THIS YEAR! YEEEAAAH!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPIO....."
in the meantime, somewhere on the paddock:
"WHY!? Why they don't like me here! WHAT?! What did I wrong!? I'm so sad..."
Suddenly appearing by suprise...
RG: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY NELSON!"
RG: "Why are you so sad? What happened?"
One week before singapur...
FB: "Lap thir-teen, turn seven-teen = way to 2009 seat. Simple as that Nelsinho..."
Before the race weekend...
NP: "There, exactly there should I crash on sunday, Briatore said me so, I don't know why, but I get the 2009 seat for this, it sounds good isn't it?"
FA: "What are you saying? I don't hear you. I don't know nothing. [hie hie hie, genius plan, remember - pit before lap 13]"
later on...
NP: "Why Fernando have such a early pitstop? That doesn't make sense!"
FB: "Are you suddenly Fernandos racing engineer!? No?? So, remember what is your job for this race."
A few lap later...
NP: "Hey! Flav! Is it OO KEEEY here?"
FB: "oh crap..."
after ca. one hour:
Both: "YEEAAAH FIRST WIN IN THIS YEAR! YEEEAAAH!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPIO....."
in the meantime, somewhere on the paddock:
"WHY!? Why they don't like me here! WHAT?! What did I wrong!? I'm so sad..."
Suddenly appearing by suprise...
RG: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY NELSON!"
RG: "Why are you so sad? What happened?"
Fantastic!
Hamilton: "She wanted me to appear in her next video. I asked if she was serious and she said yes. She nearly had me going there!"
Transferred to the local BP gas station? are you serious?
QUOTE (glorius&victorius @ Dec 12 2009, 05:16)
Lewis - "I got her off Ebay!"
"Okay, we went out and found the Loch Ness Monster - now can we have the British Grand Prix back?"
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Dec 10 2009, 15:24)
Looks kind of familiar to me. Where have I seen the guy....?
Hell yeah, isn´t this the guy from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and "Postman Always Rings Twice"??
Tell Domenicalli that if he wants this one back they're going to have to come and collect it.
QUOTE (potmotr @ Dec 12 2009, 14:47)
JB: So, how much is my pay rise?
RB: Ask for more money, and your fired!
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Dec 3 2009, 12:47)
I've told you before, the Haka does not intimidate anyone in motor racing....
QUOTE (Richard T @ Dec 6 2009, 23:21)
*Guys, can't i have ONE more try please?*
Are you sure no one will notice if I p**s here?
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Dec 12 2009, 10:46)
Lewis - "I got her off Ebay!"
You really think she looks old enough to be my mother?
QUOTE (Buttoneer @ Dec 12 2009, 09:22)
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0ahMdjL0F69ny/610x.jpg
Tell Domenicalli that if he wants this one back they're going to have to come and collect it.
Tell Domenicalli that if he wants this one back they're going to have to come and collect it.
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Dec 1 2009, 14:41)
Congrats Autosport!
Holy shit, I missed this one!
USF1 has released pictures of there first car.
Nige: "Do that one more bloody time in a picture and I'm gonna nut ya!"
What to you mean the Daimler board of directors send you from the future to terminate me? There must be some mistake.
What!? the 90 million deal was a scam and i fell for it? I don't think Ross and Haug are gonna like this.
QUOTE (SPBHM @ Dec 14 2009, 22:09)
Lets see if Santa can spring a surprise this Christmas!
Finaly, Ferrari found the right job for Luca Badoer:
QUOTE (Jose Mourinho is Special @ Dec 13 2009, 06:29)
Bernie's grip on the soap tightened all of a sudden....
Nicks manager: "Schumi is taking Mercedes, the best offer for you is the seat in Renault as 2nd driver to support Robert"
Nick: "I don't hear you, LA LA LA LA LA I will drive for Mercedes NA NANANA"
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