I can turn the steering wheel with my lips
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I can turn the steering wheel with my lips
QUOTE (4ren @ Dec 23 2009, 11:22) 
I can turn the steering wheel with my lips
What, in the name of all that's holy, is Marc wearing there?
Briatore: "It's ... Max Mosley. Face-down. In the water. And there's a note pinned to his back: if anything should happen to me, ask Flavio Briatore about it ..."
QUOTE (4ren @ Dec 23 2009, 09:22)
I can turn the steering wheel with my lips
Jesus, it looks like Marc is channelling the powers of Bobby Rahal!
QUOTE (()qo3lav1236 @ Dec 23 2009, 15:45)
Whoz this grandpa?
QUOTE (()qo3lav1236 @ Dec 23 2009, 11:15)
It's this guy!
QUOTE (A Day In The Life @ Dec 23 2009, 14:42)
I always leave a nasty trail.
QUOTE (()qo3lav1236 @ Dec 23 2009, 11:15)
MS - Seb...keep zee eyes open for Sutil.... I do not vont him getting excited...
SV - Sure....and Vow... zis race suit is sooooo soft.... vat iz it?
MS - It iz made from small baby otter pelts.... very expensive!...vone day...you vill also be able to afford such things!
QUOTE (D.M.N. @ Dec 23 2009, 14:34)
Senna: "..and then Mansell grabbed me here and zipped my race suit up to my nose!"
This one is better 
John O - "We told Robertson that if Kimi could fit in it...we would pay his salary demands!"
"so...if I remove the Petronas, Intel and the BMW badge I can take over the role of the Stig from Michael can I?"
This should generate a few responses.....
QUOTE (Victor_RO @ Dec 23 2009, 10:25)
What, in the name of all that's holy, is Marc wearing there?He was testing Ferrari's brand new simulator. he is not in an actual car, but in the simulator, in fact, he is not wearing an helmet......
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Dec 24 2009, 18:14)
This should generate a few responses.....
SAUER KRAUTEN!!! Stupid mechanic forgot again to put on learner wheels!!!!!
QUOTE (prty @ Dec 23 2009, 13:28)
Schumacher practicing on saving rubber for the fuelban 2010.
Apparently left turns are trickier...
His wife must've thought it's safer to get him back in F1 
"I was told to wait here for my ride."
"God wanted me to tell you not to be so wreckless."
Michael Schumacher demonstrating his skills for Synchronised Motorcycling, an exhibition sport for the 2012 London Olympic Games.
Not to be upstaged by his brother, Ralf Schumacher also tries out:
QUOTE (D.M.N. @ Dec 23 2009, 13:34)
Never say never ok!
QUOTE (Sausage @ Dec 25 2009, 03:42)
His wife must've thought it's safer to get him back in F1
My thoughts exactly!!!!!
The Spanish are still no fan of Hamilton. This is a Spanish caganer figure which is a tradition around Christmas.
QUOTE (WACKO @ Dec 25 2009, 13:00)
The Spanish are still no fan of Hamilton. This is a Spanish caganer figure which is a tradition around Christmas.
What have that to do with being fan or no-fan? They have such figures of pretty every famous man, Alonso including.
QUOTE (F1 Tor. @ Dec 25 2009, 14:20)
"Michael, I I feel the end is near..."
QUOTE (alecc @ Dec 25 2009, 12:19)
What have that to do with being fan or no-fan? They have such figures of pretty every famous man, Alonso including.
QUOTE (Slowinfastout @ Dec 25 2009, 18:40)
Full set (including Tiger W and FA in red) :
http://www.caganer.com/celebrities-caganer...n44tact71n6tk52
why isnt there one of kimi?
Because he doesn't give a shit.
QUOTE (F1 Tor. @ Dec 25 2009, 03:11)
"I was told to wait here for my ride."
Poor Nick.
QUOTE (paranoik0 @ Dec 25 2009, 16:26)
Because he doesn't give a shit.
Excellent!
and true!QUOTE (nordschleife @ Dec 26 2009, 03:31)
Excellent! and true!
and true!
QUOTE (paranoik0 @ Dec 25 2009, 15:26)
Because he doesn't give a shit.
Priceless!!
QUOTE (D.M.N. @ Dec 31 2009, 15:45)
No Michael, I said "you've got a face like a smacked arse". Not "make a face like a cat's arse".!!!
QUOTE (D.M.N. @ Dec 31 2009, 15:45)
where could I find 0.6s??
QUOTE (D.M.N. @ Dec 31 2009, 15:45)
-(to himself, looking in the mirror) "hmm, do I really look good in red?"
Overdose
Virgin Cabin Crew are very excited to have a team to support in F1!
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Dec 31 2009, 17:59)
Virgin Cabin Crew are very excited to have a team to support in F1!
They don't look like Virgins to me.
If I may quote the great philosopher Austin Powers:"Shwing"
Wonder how Rubens got an early release in his contract and Jenson never got :S
QUOTE (paranoik0 @ Dec 25 2009, 23:26)
Because he doesn't give a shit.
QUOTE (Jose Mourinho is Special @ Jan 1 2010, 14:49)
Frasier is now a Williams driver...
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