OMG! I've broken my beautiful new car! Dieter's going to be mad!

OH, THE HUMANITY, I'VE RUN OVER WEBBER AGAIN.

*cries, sobs, wailing weeping*

*on phone* Hello, is that budget car insurance..... what model? well.....

Don't quit the day job champ.

Better than your {non} entry.

Ready..... Set..... GO!

Michael: "Sorry miss, even those cars are more attractive to me..."

Ugh, please God, if you get me through this day I promise I will NEVER go party with Kimi again.

Uhh, maybe if just throw up back here nobody will notice..(gurgle)

Vettel: "Newey said.... son, if anything should go wrong with the car, its the rear...... tch tch".

That looks like the alien crossed with a mushroom of some kind.

Max Mosley wants bare-bone chassis' for 2011 season. The teams prepare.

Is that a recent photo

Cash-strapped (by now) ex-Honda chefs get desperate.

Mechanic: Lord Brawn, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence...
Brawn: You may dispense with the pleasantries, . I'm here to put you back on schedule.
Mechanic: I assure you, Lord Brawn. My men are working as fast as they can.
Brawn: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Mechanic: Bernie's coming here?
Brawn: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Mechanic: We shall double our efforts.
Brawn: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

MS: Think you got balls? Get a load of these!

[img]http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_free.php/dir/2009martest1/image/XPB_289165_HiRes.jpg-2[/img]

Michael swings his microphone upwards as he prepares to raise his voice.

Michael Schumacher is given a sophisticated hint that his "advice" is not needed anymore.

[img]http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_free.php/dir/2009martest1/image/XPB_289165_HiRes.jpg-2[/img]

.......(Rubens' crying on TV).......

I retired for this?

Brawn: Hurry up, get Bruno out of the car! Rubens is sitting, waiting at the reception...
Mechanic: he's holding on very tight sir..

Good effort with the Star Wars

"I goe'd fast, I turnded left"

*through gritted teeth* I risked my pension for this?

Brawn: "I knew there had to be a better use for those pants."

"Hey boys, got the pension, got the beer."

Imagine with barry white singing in the backround.

That's not an image you need a caption for! They're just rewiring "The Kimster" ahead of '09! Tis' always was a name to put me in mind of something remotely controlled...

Mechanic compforts Kimi after his reaction to the new Aston Martin Lagonda prototype

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/

Kimi can't talk until someone pulls the string......explains his conversational skills doesn't it?

You pull the string and it goes "I want a sh!t"

"The rear looks good, really tight, a nice coke bottle shape"

[img]http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_free.php/dir/2009oz1/image/l_426y0567-2[/img]

Brudle: "Hey Ross! Check it out! I call it the MirrorMax!!"

Brawn: "And I've got to listen to this from a man who can't even put his sungalsses on properly??!"

Tony.

Brundle - Just do this when you see Max and your diffusor problems are over

"Look, look .. I shook Bernies hand and all 5 are still there, count them- go on count them !"

Regards

Andy

Yeah giltkid, thats a winner one and of the better captions I've seen, very clever.

Andy35 I would have said similar but "I shook Bernies hand and now all my rings and wristwatch are missing ..."

C'mon lemme drive it, I am not much older than Rubens, I am Brittish and look, I don't shake much.

So you're saying Bernie was this tall before he went into the dungeon with Max?

Ross! Ross! Smell my hand! You'll NEVER guess where it's been.
Brawn: Get your bloody hand away from my face.

Absolutely brilliant, thanks for that.