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giacomo

Mar 30 2009, 18:10

Lewis: Those Finns are fine support drivers, aren't they?
Heikki - pretends not to hear
Felipe: Yeah, right, mine is in the bag now.
Kimi: Don't make me laugh!

F1 Tor.

Mar 30 2009, 18:27

Originally posted by shonguiz

Stefano:"Drakkar?"
Michael:"No, Chanel."

OfficeLinebacker

Mar 30 2009, 18:45

Originally posted by giacomo

Lewis: Those Finns are fine support drivers, aren't they?
Heikki - pretends not to hear
Felipe: Yeah, right, mine is in the bag now.
Kimi: Don't make me laugh!

LOL! Extra funny cos of the double entendre of "in the bag."

Chicken McNuggets

Mar 30 2009, 21:49

Trulli: "Novelty Bobble on the inside... Novelty Bobble, followed by Immaculate Pasta... Christ's Chin coming up on the inside, followed by Abba The Horse and Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon... coming up the rear, Sinead O'Connor... but Novelty Bobble is holding his own, with Immaculate Pasta... Ccccchhhhrrrrist's Chin!! Chhhrrrrist's Chin!! Abba The Horse on the inside... Small Town Gypsy Massacre gaining ground, but closely followed by Epileptic Fridge Boy... and Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon breaking through there, Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon... Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon... Sinead O'Connor..."

noikeee

Mar 30 2009, 22:26

Originally posted by BiH

Jarno: WOAH LOOK AT ALL THOSE FAST CARS
Rubens: VRUUUUUUMMMM BRRBRBRBRBRT VRUUM VRUUM
Jenson: Guys, stop pretending and acting childish, the TV isn't even faced our way

yeah, not funny :\

madbrummie

Mar 30 2009, 22:31

Originally posted by BiH

jenson, how easy was it?
rubens, can you show us how your face was going into that first corner?
Jarno, what was your reaction to the flexible wing saga?

Barramut

Mar 30 2009, 22:38

Originally posted by shonguiz

Domenicali: Schumy, I'm mad at you. You never did the lap dance to me, as you used to do with Briatore.
Schumy: Oh Domenico, don't be silly, gimme a kiss to shut it up.

Barramut

Mar 30 2009, 22:40

Originally posted by OfficeLinebacker

Kimi discovers that the cups he wins in auto racing make handy drinking vessels for his favorite liquor...and a career is born.

A-ha, now I can have a double dose.

wewantourdarbyback

Mar 31 2009, 10:24

Crazy Ninja

Mar 31 2009, 14:55

Originally posted by wewantourdarbyback

There's a James Allen joke here somewhere but i can't find it!!!

RSNS

Mar 31 2009, 16:16

Originally posted by Chicken McNuggets

Three F1 drivers watching Max Mosley's porn acting.

RSNS

Mar 31 2009, 16:19

Originally posted by halifaxf1fan

Every team manager's wet dream: shutting Bernard Ecclestone dead.

Ross Stonefeld

Mar 31 2009, 16:21

I didn't watch the press conference, is there really a TV in there now?

scheivlak

Mar 31 2009, 16:27

Originally posted by wewantourdarbyback

Three F1 commentators watching Max Mosley's porn acting

Jackman

Mar 31 2009, 16:30

Originally posted by Ross Stonefeld
I didn't watch the press conference, is there really a TV in there now?

No, it's a graphic added to the picture, presumably at the behest of LG to get a free ad in there.

D.M.N.

Mar 31 2009, 16:32

Originally posted by RSNS

Three F1 drivers watching Max Mosley's porn acting.

Jackman

Mar 31 2009, 16:46

Praise the Lord that that image doesn't go any lower.

Ross Stonefeld

Mar 31 2009, 16:46

Originally posted by Jackman
No, it's a graphic added to the picture, presumably at the behest of LG to get a free ad in there.

Oh god, they used to do that when they sponsored European Tourers, and theyd add a TV on 'supports' over the footage at like the top of Eau Rouge. It looked soooooooo shit.

Andy35

Mar 31 2009, 19:14

Originally posted by Crazy Ninja

Over the winter Renault secretly replaced Nelson Piquet with Captain Black and hoped no-one would notice.

That's coz he's driving a Marina, a Mk 1 Marina ....

Regards

Andy

Andy35

Mar 31 2009, 19:19

Originally posted by Chicken McNuggets

Trulli: "Novelty Bobble on the inside... Novelty Bobble, followed by Immaculate Pasta... Christ's Chin coming up on the inside, followed by Abba The Horse and Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon... coming up the rear, Sinead O'Connor... but Novelty Bobble is holding his own, with Immaculate Pasta... Ccccchhhhrrrrist's Chin!! Chhhrrrrist's Chin!! Abba The Horse on the inside... Small Town Gypsy Massacre gaining ground, but closely followed by Epileptic Fridge Boy... and Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon breaking through there, Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon... Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon... Sinead O'Connor..."

heh heh and Rubens had a foot like a traction engine through the race. Maybe Max Mosleys porn dungeon would be better

Have to say you guys cracked me up with some of the captions,

Regards

Andy

MWM

Apr 3 2009, 11:36

[img]http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_free.php/dir/2009mal1/image/XPB_294241_HiRes.jpg-2[/img]

"Bourdais insists he is not the 'Outside Man' in F1"

or

Rosberg - "I can tell you're lying Lewis, your lips are moving"

F.M.

Apr 3 2009, 11:43

RoutariEnjinu

Apr 3 2009, 11:45

Slowinfastout

Apr 3 2009, 11:47

Wrong sport. No sand traps around.

oops lol, thought that was Piquet for a second, nevermind lol..

primer

Apr 3 2009, 11:51

Originally posted by F.M.

↓↓↓

Szoelloe

Apr 3 2009, 11:54

Originally posted by primer

[b]↓↓↓ [/B]

Run, Forrest, run!!!

RoutariEnjinu

Apr 3 2009, 19:26

This one's prime for a caption

shonguiz

Apr 4 2009, 15:23

Blythy

Apr 4 2009, 17:06

Originally posted by shonguiz

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who does ralf remind me of? Is it stan of american dad? some big dumb superhero guy.

in other news.

[img]http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_free.php/dir/2009mal3/image/l__95u9640-2[/img]

It jsut me, or is this alonso?

travbrad

Apr 4 2009, 17:11

Originally posted by RoutariEnjinu

"I wish my foot was 6 tenths quicker"

Lazy Prodigy

Apr 4 2009, 17:33

Originally posted by shonguiz

Ralph: I missed you1
MSC: Thats nice, but please stop touching me

senna da silva

Apr 4 2009, 17:39

Originally posted by shonguiz

Hey Mikey, how are things at Ferrari!

senna da silva

Apr 4 2009, 17:41

Originally posted by F.M.

The quickest Kimi has been since 2007!

big x

Apr 4 2009, 17:43

F1 Press Conference

Dummies Press Conference

fum3s

Apr 4 2009, 18:45

Originally posted by shonguiz

"Ralf! R-A-L-F! C'mon, you must remember me!"

muramasa

Apr 4 2009, 18:47

schumi goes mental

Chicken McNuggets

Apr 5 2009, 16:06

Lol, well judging by their impressions (Ralf jovial; Michael, erm, ashen-faced), it looks like "the boot is on the other Schumacher", to use a Murrayism, to all those Sniff Petrol captions...

"Mikey, Mikey! You just looked so bored on the pitwall today. Well, never fear, because you know that thing you've always said about how you'd never drive for Ron Dennis? And all that stuff that's been in the news recently about Lewis potentially quitting and the fact that Ron's no longer Team Principal? Well, sure enough, I got a word in with Martin and Norbert, and you'll never guess what I managed to negotiate for you...

"What? What?!!"

And if that's not good enough...

[img]http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_free.php/dir/2009mal1/image/l_sne21805-2[/img]

The latest Toyota innovation after the diffuser, obviously.

[img]http://www.autosport.com/gallery/picture_free.php/dir/2009oz1/image/XPB_292243_HiRes.jpg-2[/img]

Solid Snake in shock F1 debut? He's made himself less conspicuous than Branson...

Orin

Apr 5 2009, 16:12

Originally posted by fum3s

"Ralf! R-A-L-F! C'mon, you must remember me!"

Indeed, that's what it looks like.

DarthWillie

Apr 5 2009, 17:13

No really I told them to put full wets on Kimi in the dry and they did it

Dunder

Apr 5 2009, 17:23

Originally posted by DarthWillie
No really I told them to put full wets on Kimi in the dry and they did it

HaPe

Apr 5 2009, 21:42

Originally posted by RoutariEnjinu

Who "pushed the Button"?

wewantourdarbyback

Apr 6 2009, 08:19

RSNS

Apr 6 2009, 09:13

Originally posted by RoutariEnjinu

This one's prime for a caption

Jenson Button has just spotted Filipe Baby, and the idea of asking him if he changed his diapers crossed his mind.

RSNS

Apr 6 2009, 09:15

Originally posted by muramasa
schumi goes mental

The reality of elbow grease

markpde

Apr 11 2009, 22:50

Originally posted by F.M.

Full wets - already?! You're kidding me, right?

Apr 12 2009, 05:40

Originally posted by wewantourdarbyback

the good the bad and the ugly.

(and I'm not saying which is which)

Broadway

Apr 13 2009, 12:12

Ok, assume Kimi understands the joke, but are sure we shall go into comedy?

D.M.N.

Apr 15 2009, 14:20

Originally posted by Broadway

Ok, assume Kimi understands the joke, but are sure we shall go into comedy?

Now compare that with:

D.M.N.

Apr 17 2009, 09:40

Victor_RO

Apr 17 2009, 10:07

Originally posted by D.M.N.

"Give me back my KERS or I cut your head off!"

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