Monte: Kimi hold your head still, I'm trying to clean out your ears with this Q tip i have on hand.

Kimi: But i don't know what your doing all i said was that I couldn't see anything outside of my helmet.

Monte: Then maybe, just maybe kimi, I might accidently stick this Q tip too deep inside your ear!

Guy in the background smiling: I just love it when our T1001 takes luca's form, and start to interrogate and intimidate our drivers.

(Thinking...) "If you want something to be done, better to do it yourself. Luckily just got this from the factory. Now let's put this into the place. I wonder if it was left- or right hand threaded. Now, there it goes. Beautiful. Looks just like the previous one. Just a tad slimmer. Nobody will notice the difference. Kimibot 09B is now ready for great things."

HAHA the hands in pockets tops it off. Just sauntering off for an ice cream lol.

"Dude, where's my car?"

Not even "Mr Grimsdale, Mr Grimsdale" ?

I can assure you soldiers trooping the colour faint for a lot less money, don't feel sorry for the guy if he has to go through that for a seven figure sum once a year....

Regards

Andy

Yeah, it's going from GP Spain 2008


And where's Massa? I think he need to be worry, not Kimi or Alonso.

Thank God Fred didn't crash! He showed a lot of grit to make it to the finish in his condition.

Luca:"You no feela warm, so you drive."

After accepting a rehydrating drink from Kimi's special bottle, Fernando couldn't wait to show his winkie to the first woman he met.

He's got some god complex alright.

(Guy in the background): "And that's my buds Sergio on the right and Rob on the left-they've fallen for the lookalikes,I think."

- Tea, anyone?

See? not 1 scratch, They're very good you know

I finally got him out. Muwaaa

That's how you shame someone into leaving the sport...

Luca "ok lets try the old McLaren Kimi head and see if he goes faster?"

Fernando and Kimi are happy to lose the "Trip to Mexico break" to Lewis Hamilton.

Fffffffffffffffff*cking Scottish twat.

Martin carefully removes any distractions which might prompt Kimi to retire early.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Squeal like a pig DC, welcome to the Pink shirt club!!

DC is enjoying that too much.

Alonso: Drinking Red Bull, Kimi? Guess I know whose seat I'm getting!
Kimi simply smiles in response, overjoyed that his disguised pint of vodka has fooled yet another person.

Or..

Alonso: Don't look back, Kimi! Trulli totally thinks that it was that spectator who spit on him!
Raikkonen: Hehe, let's go around and do it again!

Fernando and Kimi are spotted beta-testing MosleyVision™ glasses to be on sale later this year.

After a tedious meeting without his old sparring partner, Bernie's thoughts drift into RonSpeak as he begins to suspect that Max has purposely hidden the 'stepped height adjustment mechanism' he promised him, so he tries hard to make it look like he's actually very far away instead. He also realises the 'rain avoidance device' is nowhere to be seen either, and he hopes his hair won't go all frizzy and look silly.

The stuff these people do for glory and competition. The risks they take, and how hard they push, makes it very hard for me to take the pleads of a footballer who just fell over seriously.

Hope this guy gets in some killer machinery again.

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/37801698@N07/

Alfonso must have taken a sip of Red Bull...

Alfonso has just learned which of the two Renault drivers is going to be fired

The exact same thing happened to Denny Hamlin after a NASCAR Cup race.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQCodNtwEcc...feature=related

... and Mansell at Indy

Mansell actually collapsed during the 1984 Unites States GP while coming down the front straight. Luckily the speed wasn't too high.

And who is this girl?

this pic is simply hilarious!!!

come'on please don't turn this thread into a cheesy, low-quality,non-funny photoshop fest!!!!

Schumi is everywhere !!

Monte Z: Kimi, pay attention, I want you to bla-bla-bla...
Kimi: Can't hear you... you're covering my ears.

Lewis: "Yes, Heikki does make it look easy, but it can be really difficult sometimes."

Max returns from his Mexico trip....

I do love it when I see my proud work make it back to me