QUOTE (BiH @ May 7 2009, 17:47)

Alonso: Lewis, do you have any naked pictures of your girlfriend?
Lewis: No, I don't!
Alonso: Want to buy some?
Lewis: Ewww, I've never seen her with her clothes off. Are you sure that isn't Tina Turner?
Alonso: No, Tina Turner's old, but not
that old...