...little Lewis, the kid from the posh prep school, should be top of the class, but Mr Mosley demoted ten marks for using a calculator in the maths exam. Even though others have used them before. He keeps telling people that he's really top and it pisses them off no end. He was lucky he didn't get the cane though.

I don't know what's happened to Kimi. He was really keen in the past but now seems not to bother. He doesn't speak up about what's wrong though. Just mumbles.

Felipe is really good at Games, unless it's raining, when he keeps slipping over.

Everyone's surprised at Big Mark still being there, he should surely be in college by now?

Not many talk to Fernando any more, they don't trust him after he grassed up his mates for copying the Italian kids, even though they used their own answers. The Italian kids are now trying to get him to join their gang though. They have to get someone else there now that Michael has graduated.

But you have to feel sorry for poor Jenson and Rubens. They used to be near the top of the class, but since Rubens had to move when Jacques dropped out they've been stuck with the worst desks and their pens don't work properly. They are very good, but by the time everyone else has finished they're still only two-thirds of the way through. Even Adrian can go quicker than that, although he falls of his chair a lot trying to keep up.

Now we just need Disney to write the music.

We need a love story line though.

Nicole from the choir cast her net at Lewis when the Hong Kong exchange student left.

Easy, that's Ron & Lewis....although Norbert, in just his McLaren leatherette jacket and a tight pair of shorts, keeps trying to corner the young driver in the changing rooms...

...there'd be significantly less bitching


and gossip


and scandals

My Strange Genric school yard then

Max Mosley : The Strict teacher (that you really fkn hate!)

Bernie : The corrupt Principle (who keeps selling out the students and cost cutting the play equipment)

Lewis Hamilton : The new kid (hes got even more to prove now that he ranked equal with the quiz kid Alonso)

Kovi : The loyal friend (obsessed with the new cool kid Lewis, Kovi seems like he'd just about shoot himself in the foot at the first request of Lewis)

Alonso ; The disgruntled quiz kid (after kicking the asses of the older kids at their own game and with magic tricks, Alonso now finds himself red faced after being matched by the new first year)

Kimi : The kid you never notice (keeps cruising along until he snatches victory for the jaws of defeat. Only then you suddenly realize how solid he been all this time)


Massa : The little kid (No doubt suffers from Napoleonic syndrome. Allied himself with Michael the once King of the school yard now graduated. With Michael gone, he finds things slightly tougher than once thought)

Piquet : The newest kid that didn't turn out to be flash at all. And someone Alonso doesn’t seem to think exists.


Rubens : The kid who's been kept down so many time he looks like he 30 or something. Was quoted recently saying "I can still beat these wiper snappers"

Rosberg : The one time wonder kid who fell into obscurity when he chose to study with old school equipment, that’s made him plummet form hero to zero.

Webber : The foreign exchange student who looked good for awhile until his claculator continued to fail him. Thus forever carrying around a curse of wasted potential.

Kimi: The kid who doesn't want to prove anything and thinks about girls and drinking when all the others live just for the games.

Coulthard: The old guy who will spank anyone who mess with him, so people just get out of his way. At least they try.

webber: The kid who you would pick to a relaxed exercice, but wouldn't want beside you in a test day


Massa: the little talented anoying kid.

Hamilton: the best in the class. But no one likes him.

Alonso: Used to be the best in the class. No one likes him still.

Kovalainen: the good guy. the friend that doesn't mind to be outperformed as long has he can be with the big dominators.

Juan Montoya - This kid appeared at school after social groups had already set into place, and as a result tried to fit in the only way he knew how: extreme violence. Was really no tougher than the other children, but a propensity to bite, gouge and scratch allowed him to ascend to the pantheon of 'kids who aren't picked on, even by Michael'. Through this achieved a modicum of disdainful respect, although the teachers considered it the height of comedy to pair him with whiny, stuck-up Ralf during Games or school trips.

Was unceremoniously shipped to an institution in North Carolina where they do fine work with cases such as his; with rounded desks and corridors, and the teachers keep the pencil-sharpeners in a locked drawer.

Such a shame Taku and Anthony had to leave after their parents couldn't afford the school fees.

Hmm. Needs more Saved By The Bell.

[OH NO the post I was referring to just disappeared. I guess MotR took the hint. ]

Yeah, i thought that it became too long already and removed it. Nobody has time to read long texts nowadays.

Doesn't that blue car of the video look like Mild Seven Renault.

Four.

ensign14...one of your best...

I'm sure the headmaster can provide something for that...

Rumour has it that...The headmaster has a paddle in his office for disciplining his students
Jp

and the school uniform has horizontal stripes.