McLaren - rigorous, detailed, precise
Ferrari - machiavellian, proud, pompous
Toyota - corporate vanilla heavyweight
Brawn - plucky little rascals
Williams - Slow inevitable decline
Force India - Amateur vanilla lightweight
Red Bull - bubbly over-stimulating distasteful
Toro Rosso - flat insipid pointless
BMW - missing you already
Renault - nearly forgot you!

BMW - Forget. me. not.

De ja vu

McLaren - Silver Stepney Coughlin

Not exactly up-to-date.


EDIT though BorderReiver's Fisichella is good: "Very very 'appy"

Statistics aren't everything.

Brawn: Hideous Wheel Covers

Ross Brawn: Banana-eating brilliance.

Biff! Bang! Pow!

Williams: over the hill

Toyota: what's a hill?

Massa - stay cool baby.

or - oww, my head

McLAREN: Bruce, Ron, Ayrton, ...



... Hamilton

Lewis: pushing like crazy

Bernie Ecclestone: Did. Not. Qualify.

Ferrari: cheaters, red, horses
McLaren: cheaters, McLaren, Mercedes
Brawn GP: cheaters, illegal, white? xD

Lewis Hamilton: arrogant, naive, gifted
Jenson Button: machist, naive, fake
Nico Rosberg: overrated, overrated, overrated.

Max Mosley: What - The - F**k

McLaren - Ham Ill Ton

Ferrari: red, fast, Italy
McLaren: silver, professional/boring

Fernando Alonso: extremely fast backstabber
Lewis Hamilton: best current driver
Kimi Räikkönen: asshole, who cares?
Jenson Button: chuffed to bits

AdamKOR - Gay, for, Alonso

I . Race . Cars

Everyone who replied to this thread,........ Too-much-time

how right you are --

Lumbar . Disc . Compression

learningtobelost - Immature, very, much.

Then. Fangio. Better

Touche' , Different , Statistics

Juan Manuel Fangio - relentless, supreme, gentleman
Tony Brookes - smooth, fast, overlooked
Graham Hill - never gave up
Jim Clark - quickest when unchallenged
Jack Brabham - fastest racing mechanic

Toyota - not completely committed