I knew it! I was almost entirely sure you had been to that bad, bad place from which all memes stem. Don't ask me why, might have something do with your humor (not that it is bad!)

But seriously, I'm afraid no one would get such a stupid act on this BB, so it's not worth it. Instead I choose to prove that I'm hideous at doing what a thread tells me to do.

And on-topic. let me just say that the amount of bad puns in this thread is nauseating and extremely funny

It's easy enough to make bread puns, one just has to use one's loaf.

I'm not sure I can rise to the challenge.

Too big a mouthful to swallow?

None of this is important. The question is: Is Bertrand Baguette bready for Formula One?

The best.

After some tough questions from the media - "Baguette gets a grilling"

Exclusive video of Bertrand Baguette's new Renault Formula Bun car undertaking it's FIA Crash Tests: Japanese and German opponents left half-baked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrcAuoMNAHY

You baguetter believe it?

Don't wear y-fronts in Ukraine, Chernobyl fallout.

'cept he's Belgian

"Baguette seen in Subway following FIA licence meeting!"

How does he survive in the desert?

He eats the sandwiches there.

-"Monsieur Baguette, you lost a certain win when the engine died on the last lap, but you seem remarkably composed?"
-"I'm not butter"

Caption for photo of him training... Baguette in shape.

Becoming a father..... He bread.

His sons name is Dinaroll.

Indeed. His real name's Bertrand Waffle...

Bertrand Beer and Mussels

On his lack of sense of humour "Belgian baguette is no bun"
On his super fitness "Baguette with muscles"
When he and his four brothers visit a soup kitchen at Christmas "Five Baguettes feed 5000"

We're really spreading outselves thin.

He's being considered for the Toyota drive next year. That will be a bap-tism of fire.

Yes, he's have to learn heaps about F1 suspension, spring roll rates etc.

Not to mention all the buttons on the steering bagel.

From what I've read young Bertrand prefers a car with a low rye height.

and stiff roll bars to stop it eating up the tyres.

Not when the track is wheat.

Wow, he likes the damp.

He's a gluten for punishment.

I'm surprised we've had no references yet about him "topping" practice. Or "creaming" the opposition. Or that he's been known to "loaf" around.

Blimey, I'm on a roll. In the sense of talking about one, I mean.

He's not reached that level yet.

Bertie has had plenty of problems adjusting to the carbo-fibre brakes.

Reminds me of a story I heard about her antics when racing in Formula Ford.

We're really scraping the bottom of the crumb tray now, is this thread going stale?

Come on Orin, we've barley got started!

I agree with Orin, I think it's all oven.

How does Baguette manage his tyres?

I think he could have a problem with graining.

Well Chicken McNuggets, let's hope we're just being pessimistic - finger(roll)s crust!

Yeehaa!

Howlett is interested, his paymasters need a driver from the Yeast.

I've heard that Baguette demands pre-ferment-tial treatment from a team.

Wonder if he'll get called to the stewards for slicing infront of his rivals?

He could do, senior drivers want to race against someone they can crust.

And not have someone making half baked moves

Well plenty depends on the machinery.

If he goes to McLaren hopefully the car will be quick straight out of the breadbox.

No, a bad accident could see someone gone for a Warburton.

Baguette has always been quick.

After all, he started out karting in the Belgian Magna Carta series from the age of six, beating many of the old salts.

There may be a grain of truth in that statement.

It's bun and gone...

Of all the threads I've seen on this forum, this one well and and truly takes the biscuit. Oh no...

I suppose if Bertrand features at an unusually hot Silverstone race, you could have the headline of: 'Stone baked Baguette

In an alternative universe, Toyota replaced the injured Timo Glock with Baguette rather that Kobayashi. The WDC went down to the wire and Jenson lost, because he failed to pass Bertie for the final points paying position and hence generates the news headline "Button chokes on Baguette".

Hopefully Bertie will make the F1 grid soon. He could then star and win a thrilling race at the Hungaroring, overcoming an epic three-way struggle between himself, Lewis & Timo. Then the headline could be "BLT satisfies Hungary crowd".

I'll get me coat

Those are damn fine contributions.

I don't know if it's been mentioned, but they occasionally have some really good ones. My personal favourite was "South African body slams Todt", though I suspect it may have been unintentional.