Bertrand Baguette appears to be climbing up the racing ladder quite steadily.

He's won the Formula Renault 3.5 Series, and will hopefully make Formula One.

So, my question is, just how many bad puns cans one racing driver generate?

Autosport magazine has a particularly crap one this week:

Tasty Baguette gets a double filling

Just how many more bad bread puns are there in this driver's career do we think?

Over to you guys...

If he ever has a bit of luck during a race no doubt at least one report will be headlined ... Jammy Baguett..

How long before the thread goes stale?

Baguette the breadwinner...

It won't if we rise to the occassion.

Oh dear

I know, crap eh?

I was just saying to my mate yeasterday that Baguette was really flouring.

Baguette wraps up another sweet victory at Salt Lake City circuit thanks to Coke-bottle shaped car?

Can I have one baguette with ham please?

- Fallout, doing it wrong since he was born

Baguette et Jambon at Mclaren for 2010

Bertie Baguette - he's Frances' greatest asset.

On being slaughtered by his teammate X -

"X has Baguette for breakfast!"

And when he's finally dropped -

"Baguette is toast!"

Surely it's the start of a long, torpedo-shaped career.

LOL

nothing baguette related so OT but how's this for bad pun from the Toro Rosso website:

"Abu Dhabi Doo!"

Bad puns, eh? That reminds me of this one, from The Sun:


DINIZ IN THE OVEN!

It would be in even worse taste if it said

Tasty Danica gets a double filling

The pun wouldnt be on her name of course, but something else.

.. That's very inappropriate! And funny as hell

So if he gets caught pinching the arse of a pitbabe it could be 'fresh baguette'

If he was caught pinching the arse of a 'marketing executive' at a new supermarket sponsor event it would be 'fresh baguette at Tesco launch'

On contract negotiations 'Baguette needs more dough'

On his great relationship with Lewis "warm Baguette with Ham"

Bertrand Falls Flat
Baguette kneaded needed to prove himself but has failed to rise to the occasion. Team boss says: "He drives like my Naan"

and we have a winner.

Lack of motivation: Team boss: Baguette, stop loafing around!
Immediate success: Baguette the best thing since sliced bread.
Thirteen wins (or anything else): A baker's dozen for Baguette.

Any problem will be a "knock back", if he tries to compete in more than one series, he'll be "spread too thin".
Lord help us if he does anything that could be labelled cheesey.

Haha poor Baguette, hope he ever reads this topic.

It says in the thread title 'Bad Puns' but these are FAR TOO GOOD!

He's trying to buy a ride in F1, but kneads the dough.

In fact, he's toast.

"That wasn't just an average own-brand white bread performance - Baguette was full of wholemeal goodness."

My god, this is puntastic!

That was awful!!

And in French you can having him waving his magic wand or beating the opposition, and there must be something you can do with conducting.

There must also be a whole world of "pain" jokes too.

Although difficult to use without sounding callous.

Leave poor old Bernie Breadroll alone.

And also, I want Button to go to McLaren so it's Ham Butty, not Ham Baguette.

The sounds awfully like a porno film!

I dough! Keep the coming. I've actually been reading this while eating my lunch and I've chuckled the wholemeal.

I don' see him in that roll.

Who do you see him with?

McLaren or bun of the other teams?

Bertrand Baguette hailed a far yeast specialist after winning the Japanese, Singapore and Malaysian GPs.

Scuderia Ferrari has their new driver do some demo laps in a 250 GTO Breadvan.

For when he has a big crash - "Baguette Rolls"
If STR approve of him as a driver "Baguette good for Tost"
If an Austrian ex-F1 driver diapproves of the STR comments "Baguette wrong for Berger"
If he drives alongside Buemi "Baguette with Swiss"

The Daily Sport or the Daily Star beckons for you. Freddie Starr ate my Hamster.

Ha!

Keep them coming!

Lettuce not forget, Baguette was going to be managed by Flavio Brie-atore but mayo have to go with someone else.

any incidents with Hamilton....
Baguette in Ham sandwich,
Ham and Baguette side by side... etc

Nice, nice!

And if a story is leaked about him:

Baguette demands sauce of leek

If he is found by a pitbabe to have a large appendage "Footlong baguette revealed"
If the home crowd boo him "Baguette gets some French stick"
If he gets a Montoya appetite "Meatball Baguette"
If a bakery sponsors him and creates a new product in his honour and puts it in a special container for people to carry it home it would be a "Baguette baguette bagette"

Your SAP avatar says it all. Maybe you could do a slowpoke avatar and bump old threads?

If he's ever called upon to make a dinner speech in his native language -

"Baguette, egged on, makes French toast"

After a bad race: "Baguette has a crummy Grand Prix"