QUOTE (Jose Mourinho is Special @ Mar 12 2010, 03:07)
Should have gone to Specsavers...
Marley
Mar 12 2010, 06:49
Don't be so mad Felipe! You kind of need a F1 title for this one
Henrytheeigth
Mar 12 2010, 07:45
Amazing how MS looks the professional one in the pic with his racing suit n all...
Grundle
Mar 12 2010, 08:49
DMatt001
Mar 12 2010, 08:55
QUOTE (Grundle @ Mar 12 2010, 09:49)
Look at Webber, crazy
Henrytheeigth
Mar 12 2010, 08:56
^Everyone looking for the best seat in the house!
Captain Tightpants
Mar 12 2010, 09:15
Mark Webber: "Okay, we've now looked absolutely everywhere we can think of and I can safely say that USF1 are not in Bahrain."
screamingV16
Mar 12 2010, 09:19
Sheik "Nice tits"
Henrytheeigth
Mar 12 2010, 09:36
Some guys simply acting like tyre warmers..
bond
Mar 12 2010, 10:10
bond
Mar 12 2010, 10:11
bond
Mar 12 2010, 10:12
Bonaventura
Mar 12 2010, 10:12
QUOTE (Grundle @ Mar 12 2010, 09:49)
MW: Sebastian, would you please come out there, now !
Don_Humpador
Mar 12 2010, 10:15
There was widespread confusion as most of the grid played "Spot the Ferrari drivers".
Heikki Kovalainen, though, was not interested, and set about eating an apple. (thats what it looks like to me!
BinaryDad
Mar 12 2010, 10:21
I wish I knew how to quit you...
TheF1PERSON
Mar 12 2010, 10:30
MW: Hahahaha, I can't believe they fell for it. I'm going to take what I see back to Red Bull and then we will DESTROY McLaren.
BS: So if I turn the wheel this way, the car turns right?
HRT Staff: No, the car was hurried so much that it turns left.
Captain Tightpants
Mar 12 2010, 10:40
Bruno Senna: "This button here is what I use when I want to change gears ... but it's not connected yet. And this one here lets me talk to the team ... but it's not connected, either. And this one, I'm particularly proud of: from behind the nosecone, Stinger missiles. Oddly, that one does work. Don't ask me, ask the guy who Colin brought in from Dallara. Some guy named Q."
Mark Webber: "You bastard. Did you actually think I'd throw the race and let you win if you stole Hugsy, my Bedtime Penguin Pal and held him for ransom?"
Brian O Flaherty
Mar 12 2010, 10:49
QUOTE (bond @ Mar 12 2010, 11:12)
Webber - "You sneaky little sh*ts, I see what you've done there"
Hamilton - "Yeah; you wish you were driving the Mac this season "
bond
Mar 12 2010, 11:08
Just waiting
Mar 12 2010, 13:08
QUOTE (bond @ Mar 11 2010, 13:26)
Due to old age, MS forgets he is no longer a ferrari driver and that Massa is no longer his teamate, when sat in the wrong seat:confused:
Rob
Mar 12 2010, 13:10
QUOTE (bond @ Mar 12 2010, 11:08)
"When I close my mouth, the air stalls over my head and we get more downforce. So far, it's gained us about six tenths..."
Bishy
Mar 12 2010, 13:13
QUOTE (Rob @ Mar 12 2010, 13:10)
"When I close my mouth, the air stalls over my head and we get more downforce. So far, it's gained us about six tenths..."
Brian O Flaherty
Mar 12 2010, 13:19
QUOTE (Rob @ Mar 12 2010, 15:10)
"When I close my mouth, the air stalls over my head and we get more downforce. So far, it's gained us about six tenths..."
MinT
Mar 12 2010, 13:35
QUOTE (bond @ Mar 12 2010, 10:11)
Dont worry Karun, by Monaco we should have enough money to buy you a steering wheel also.
rhukkas
Mar 12 2010, 13:40
Engineer: So Karun It's £5,000 per lap and we'll need a down payment just in case of damage. Other than enjoy your Team HRT F1 Driver Experience Year.
Mark Webber: Err, guys, your not supposed to see this far back. YOU'VE RUINED THE NATURE OF PRESS CONFERENCES! NOW ZOOM THE CAMERA BACK IN! BUT NOT UNTIL I GET CHANGED!
Orin
Mar 12 2010, 16:11
QUOTE (Kooper @ Mar 12 2010, 16:01)
In a show of goodwill, the grid comes to a halt on lap 3 to allow HRT to un-lap themselves.
bond
Mar 12 2010, 16:22
bond
Mar 12 2010, 16:22
Anja
Mar 12 2010, 16:55
QUOTE (bond @ Mar 12 2010, 17:22)
I can has cheezburger?
Welsh
Mar 12 2010, 17:01
Jenson and Lewis show the panel where the wind comes out.........
Welsh
Mar 12 2010, 17:02
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Mar 12 2010, 10:40)
Mark Webber: Respect my Authority
Brian O Flaherty
Mar 12 2010, 17:03
Tony forgets to turn on the Heikki-bot in time.
Welsh
Mar 12 2010, 17:04
QUOTE (TheF1PERSON @ Mar 12 2010, 10:30)
Jenson "No Mark all the hot air comes out of Lewis's mouth"
Welsh
Mar 12 2010, 17:06
QUOTE (TheF1PERSON @ Mar 12 2010, 10:30)
Bruno "My blue button is far bigger than Jenson's, however I get CBeebies on mine"
Welsh
Mar 12 2010, 17:07
QUOTE (bond @ Mar 12 2010, 11:08)
Alonso "god these Coulthard lucky underpants are tight!!!!!!!!!!"
Kooper
Mar 12 2010, 17:07
Kubica: Yo Heikki, you knock back any more coffee, you're eyes going to pop out of your skull.
Brian O Flaherty
Mar 12 2010, 17:08
Can I push your blue button?
Welsh
Mar 12 2010, 17:12
QUOTE (Jose Mourinho is Special @ Mar 12 2010, 03:07)
Who is the daddy?
Kooper
Mar 12 2010, 17:13
Chandhok: man, I gotta pee pee so bad... glad everybody at autosport forum is looking at HER blue button & not me
Uwe
Mar 12 2010, 17:32
"This button puts 200 Volts on Karun's balls so he knows when he has to let me pass." <click>