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Victor_RO
QUOTE (TheF1PERSON @ Jan 17 2010, 18:33) *
Alex: So Martin, why didn't you do so well in F1 in the end?

Martin: Blah, blah, blah I'm not listening.


Alex: I hope I'm gonna have a better finishing record at Le Mans than my dad used to have... isn't that right, Dad?

Martin: I can't hear you, I'm half-deaf and you'll end up half-deaf like me at your age! Also, Tom always sent me out as the ****ING HARE, that's why my cars always broke down!
Jackmancer


"Wtf is Nicole doing with Jenson????"
dexter311
Time to bring back an older one...

QUOTE (AllTwelve @ Jan 8 2010, 02:56) *


JB: "So where are those 3 points of downforce Lewis?"
Bishy
QUOTE (dexter311 @ Jan 17 2010, 17:58) *
Time to bring back an older one...



JB: "So where are those 3 points of downforce Lewis?"



Very topical! up.gif lol.gif
alecc
QUOTE (dexter311 @ Jan 17 2010, 18:58) *
JB: "So where are those 3 points of downforce Lewis?"


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patgaw
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Jan 17 2010, 18:36) *


"Wtf is Nicole doing with Jenson????"



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halifaxf1fan


LH: " My three points of downforce are right there!"
TheF1PERSON
QUOTE (halifaxf1fan @ Jan 17 2010, 18:59) *


LH: " My three points of downforce are right there!"




Jenson: Thanks. Now give them to me.
alecc
One more photo for a "3 points o downforce Caption" biggrin.gif

patgaw




engineer: 0.6s = 4 points of downforce
LH: wat
TheF1PERSON


Now, I like 3 points of downforce, and I like development that makes the car 6/10ths faster, but which is better?

There's only one way to find out:

sidny
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Jan 16 2010, 14:07) *

"Oh man this new design is so itchy"





itchy helmet?
halifaxf1fan


FA: "I think I found 3 points of the downforce. Thanks Bernie!"

BE: " I was never here."
Captain Tightpants


Bernie Ecclestone: "Fernando, we've put all the final entries for this year's caption competition into your helmet; we just need you to draw the winner."

Fernando Alonso: "Let's see, let's see ... I know there has to be one that doesn't have to do with six-tenths of a second in here somewhere!"

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"We are merely exchanging long protien strands. If you can think of a better way to do it, I'd like to hear it!"
Owen
QUOTE (highdownforce @ Jan 14 2010, 17:59) *

Felipe: "What is that distant whining sound? Can't be the dogs, must be Alonso behind me."
Henrytheeigth
^By the expression on the faces of those dogs, I believe they are mclaren fans...
potmotr
QUOTE (Owen @ Jan 18 2010, 09:56) *
Felipe: "What is that distant whining sound? Can't be the dogs, must be Alonso behind me."


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Very good!
Dragonfly
Nice dogs.
Augurk
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Jan 18 2010, 04:52) *


FA: So what's this surprise you're talking about?!

BE: Well, I couldn't find another toilet for those dogs...
Owen
QUOTE (Augurk @ Jan 18 2010, 11:32) *
FA: So what's this surprise you're talking about?!

BE: Well, I couldn't find another toilet for those dogs...


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Augurk
QUOTE (alecc @ Jan 17 2010, 22:55) *


Martin used to be a... Martha?!
Dragonfly
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Jan 18 2010, 13:21) *
^By the expression on the faces of those dogs, I believe they are mclaren fans...

Don't know about McLaren but they are definitely Raikkonen fans, being of northern origin ...
alfiebengal
QUOTE (Hairpin @ Jan 16 2010, 22:15) *
I miss Montoya frown.gif

Me too and this is why http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2JCOlU5JaY&feature=fvw
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (alecc @ Jan 17 2010, 09:02) *


Robert - "Entering the Mardi Gras in that are you?"
TheF1PERSON


Lewis: And that, my friends, is how I brought Adrian Sutil into F1.
F1 Tor.





Robert:"Wait a minute, that's not a flower."
Sisplatin
QUOTE (Owen @ Jan 18 2010, 09:56) *
Felipe: "What is that distant whining sound? Can't be the dogs, must be Alonso behind me."

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metz
QUOTE (F1 Tor. @ Jan 18 2010, 09:32) *

Nick finaly gets a seat!
Rob
QUOTE (P123 @ Jan 17 2010, 15:05) *
It is photoshopped. Otherwise Sutil has a few broken fingers!


I think it's just the way that the light has caught his fingers. A one in a million shot, but I don't think there was any photoshopping. Just an unfortunate positioning of arms.
Kooper
philhitchings
QUOTE (Raziel @ Jan 17 2010, 13:45) *


He, he... Hes' just stolen the last magnum!!
philhitchings
QUOTE (Vitesse2 @ Jan 17 2010, 16:56) *
Only on three-fifths of them. wink.gif

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philhitchings
QUOTE (highdownforce @ Jan 14 2010, 17:59) *


Put your tail down 3 degrees we're losing 2 points of downforce!!
Jackmancer


No more comments roflmao.gif
SAFC09
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Jan 18 2010, 18:51) *


Mr and Mrs Schumacher have been busy, no TV in there house
Buttoneer


Martin, is that what I think it is? It's 3 points of downforce just fallen off that Renault. Shall I pick it up?
Augurk
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Jan 18 2010, 19:51) *


Max Mosley managed to push through one final rule change.
alecc
QUOTE (Buttoneer @ Jan 18 2010, 20:51) *


Martin, is that what I think it is? It's 3 points of downforce just fallen off that Renault. Shall I pick it up?


Best "downforce caption" so far up.gif lol.gif (2nd the one with Jenson:))
barteks
QUOTE (Captain Tightpants @ Jan 15 2010, 02:46) *


Eric Boullier: "I was just making a list of all the things Nick Heidfeld can bring to the team that you don't. But I see you're growing a beard, so I guess there's nothing he can bring that you don't already have."

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Buttoneer


Finally all the teams could feel safe in the knowledge that they would never hire the 'wrong' Schumacher.
dexter311
QUOTE (Buttoneer @ Jan 18 2010, 20:51) *


Martin, is that what I think it is? It's 3 points of downforce just fallen off that Renault. Shall I pick it up?


MW: Lift with your knees though Lewis, downforce is HEAVY! drunk.gif
Lukin83
QUOTE (patgaw @ Jan 17 2010, 23:12) *


engineer: 0.6s = 4 points of downforce
LH: wat


Brilliant roflmao.gif
Henrytheeigth


Lewis - "I met Gary Coleman the other day, and he was this short...err tall."
Captain Tightpants


"Schumacher? Wasn't he the guy who directed 'Batman & Robin'? What's he done to deserve having his own Grand Prix?"
Augurk

I bet that if I shave my head it will give us 3 points of downforce!

or..


That just gave me three points of UPforce!
Jackmancer

"Due to the Global Financial Crisis participants had to do side jobs in order to raise entry funds for the 2010 Dakar rally."
Rob
QUOTE (Jackmancer @ Jan 19 2010, 10:26) *


People jumped on the "sceptical about USF1" bandwagon so quickly that they needed to hire another bandwagon to hold everyone.
Jose Mourinho is Special
Henrytheeigth
QUOTE (Jose Mourinho is Special @ Jan 19 2010, 21:46) *


The manicurist did a good job...
Jackmancer
"When Peter told me I was driving a vorjahreswagen I had no idea what he ment."
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